Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 873

Trooper · 12-22-2011, 01:36 AM

I flinched like fuck when it bit him.

Allergic 2 Life · 12-22-2011, 01:45 AM

hahah made me jump

NearHi · 12-22-2011, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kyle McJuicy

Butthole is the new vagina

I like it old fashioned.

Lord Blazer · 12-22-2011, 03:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nickson

this valve gift thing is fucking stupid, all the objectives are on shitty games that nobody plays or owns

I already have most of them from the Potato Pack and other older steam sales

BUT

Arkham City for $25!

Gorosaurus · 12-22-2011, 04:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

BWAhahahahaaha Oh my lord, I don't know why that's so funny. Favorite video of the year

Tuna Hematoma · 12-22-2011, 12:36 PM

http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7392449n
I think if you can pause it at the right time and have CSI technology, you could find out the presidents credit card number.

The black lady who records him on her phone while he shakes her hand made me lol.

Slade · 12-22-2011, 01:05 PM

Okay, magnify sector 7-B please.

Scale up. Enhance.

Bingo!

Tuna Hematoma · 12-22-2011, 01:07 PM

http://content.usatoday.com/communit...obamas-uncle/1

NearHi · 12-22-2011, 06:02 PM

I have massive morning wood today.
This is like, 13 year old, pubescent grade boner right now.
This thing is massive right now.
It's military grade stiffy.
The CIA might bust down my door and arrest me for smuggling weapons of mass destruction.
It's like my dick is replaying the first time I ever saw tits.
I did have a dream I was having a three-way with my wife and Christina Hendricks.
I can only IMAGINE what kind of woody I would have if Marley joined in that dream.
This is great.
I think I might draw it.

Bown · 12-22-2011, 06:09 PM

don't...do that

NearHi · 12-22-2011, 06:14 PM

I've already got the charcoal set out.

Nixon · 12-22-2011, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NearHi

I have massive morning wood today.
This is like, 13 year old, pubescent grade boner right now.
This thing is massive right now.
It's military grade stiffy.
The CIA might bust down my door and arrest me for smuggling weapons of mass destruction.
It's like my dick is replaying the first time I ever saw tits.
I did have a dream I was having a three-way with my wife and Christina Hendricks.
I can only IMAGINE what kind of woody I would have if Marley joined in that dream.
This is great.
I think I might draw it.

Tuna Hematoma · 12-22-2011, 07:26 PM

http://wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com/

James Burgon · 12-22-2011, 07:36 PM

you...

i love the way it says 'Go Advanced' at the bottom of a post.
It reminds me of this (at 1:13)

clip is ace though.

Slime · 12-22-2011, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slade

Okay, magnify sector 7-B please.

Scale up. Enhance.

Bingo!

a cop was interrogating my friend recently and since they had no footage of him doing anything, he said "well we have footage of you, but it is blurry, so we will just keep enhancing and enhancing until we can see that its you" as some kind of strange way to get him to admit to doing something right now

Tuna Hematoma · 12-22-2011, 07:51 PM

You have terrible friends.

Mikepjbell · 12-22-2011, 08:22 PM

Yamles · 12-22-2011, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NearHi

I have massive morning wood today.
This is like, 13 year old, pubescent grade boner right now.
This thing is massive right now.
It's military grade stiffy.
The CIA might bust down my door and arrest me for smuggling weapons of mass destruction.
It's like my dick is replaying the first time I ever saw tits.
I did have a dream I was having a three-way with my wife and Christina Hendricks.
I can only IMAGINE what kind of woody I would have if Marley joined in that dream.
This is great.
I think I might draw it.

DO IT!
EDIT: Actually just take a photo of it. I'm still yet to see a 3dmm penis. It will be my own little Christmas miracle.

Phil Williamson · 12-22-2011, 08:43 PM

pretty sure you've seen JAZZ DYLAN'S at least

NearHi · 12-22-2011, 11:39 PM

Lord Blazer · 12-22-2011, 11:51 PM

I'd rather raise 'income' but that's just me.

NearHi · 12-23-2011, 12:09 AM

I agree.

NearHi · 12-23-2011, 12:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NearHi

I have massive morning wood today.
This is like, 13 year old, pubescent grade boner right now.
This thing is massive right now.
It's military grade stiffy.
The CIA might bust down my door and arrest me for smuggling weapons of mass destruction.
It's like my dick is replaying the first time I ever saw tits.
I did have a dream I was having a three-way with my wife and Christina Hendricks.
I can only IMAGINE what kind of woody I would have if Marley joined in that dream.
This is great.
I think I might draw it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yamles

DO IT!
EDIT: Actually just take a photo of it. I'm still yet to see a 3dmm penis. It will be my own little Christmas miracle.

Sorry... I was so impressed by it that I just kept rubbing it. I added some varnishing agent to try to buff it and make it shiny but then it starting leaking and deflated.

Trooper · 12-23-2011, 12:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikepjbell

Check out 3:00.

Man, since when did Red Scorpion become a police officer?

12-22-2011, 01:36 AM	#21802
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	I flinched like fuck when it bit him.
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12-22-2011, 01:05 PM	#21808
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	Okay, magnify sector 7-B please. Scale up. Enhance. Bingo!
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390

12-22-2011, 06:02 PM	#21810
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	I have massive morning wood today. This is like, 13 year old, pubescent grade boner right now. This thing is massive right now. It's military grade stiffy. The CIA might bust down my door and arrest me for smuggling weapons of mass destruction. It's like my dick is replaying the first time I ever saw tits. I did have a dream I was having a three-way with my wife and Christina Hendricks. I can only IMAGINE what kind of woody I would have if Marley joined in that dream. This is great. I think I might draw it.
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

12-22-2011, 06:09 PM	#21811
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,746	don't...do that
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,746

12-22-2011, 06:14 PM	#21812
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	I've already got the charcoal set out.
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

12-22-2011, 01:22 AM	#21801
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055

12-22-2011, 01:45 AM	#21803
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	hahah made me jump

12-22-2011, 12:36 PM	#21807
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=7392449n I think if you can pause it at the right time and have CSI technology, you could find out the presidents credit card number. The black lady who records him on her phone while he shakes her hand made me lol.

12-22-2011, 01:07 PM	#21809
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	http://content.usatoday.com/communit...obamas-uncle/1

12-22-2011, 07:26 PM	#21814
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	http://wherethefuckshouldigofordrinks.com/

12-22-2011, 07:36 PM	#21815
James Burgon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,689	you... i love the way it says 'Go Advanced' at the bottom of a post. It reminds me of this (at 1:13) clip is ace though.

12-22-2011, 07:51 PM	#21817
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	You have terrible friends.

12-22-2011, 08:22 PM	#21818
Mikepjbell Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 3,874

12-22-2011, 08:43 PM	#21820
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	pretty sure you've seen JAZZ DYLAN'S at least

12-22-2011, 11:39 PM	#21821
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

12-22-2011, 11:51 PM	#21822
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	I'd rather raise 'income' but that's just me.

12-23-2011, 12:09 AM	#21823
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	I agree.
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