Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Kevitus]

Originally Posted by Trooper

Man, WW2 stuff really gets to me. My grandad was fighting when he was younger than me. That blows my mind.

My grandad was in russian captivity for almost one year. Also my grandmas house was bombed but luckily not destroyed. Apperently there were many bombings around Neuss (where the house still stands) because of an ammunition factory and lots of flak cannons around Krefeld.
I've heard horrible stories about war...
Also every once in a while citys need to be evacuated because of ww2 bombs that are found and need to be defused.
I know one time where neighbours of us were enlarging their garden and found a british aircraft bomb while digging, good times.
We have bomb craters here so big that they became lakes later-on. I was kind of shocked when I learned this.

[James McCloud]

Originally Posted by Rabid Dinosaur

Who was it that said something about "slam-dunking your dick"?

i believe it was clinton

[Phil Williamson]

Originally Posted by Rabid Dinosaur

Who was it that said something about "slam-dunking your dick"?

http://slamdunkaids.ytmnd.com/

[Trooper]

Originally Posted by Kevitus

Apperently there were many bombings around Neuss (where the house still stands) because of an ammunition factory and lots of flak cannons around Krefeld.

Haha cool, I have family in Neuss. I go there all the time. My great uncle was in the Hitler Youth and his older brother fought in the war. So yeah, I have family on both sides of the war, which is pretty thought-provoking.

[Kevitus]

Hahah where exaclty do you go in Neuss, any particular place you remember?

[Happyjuice]

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[Tuna Hematoma]

irrigation

[Dave Miles]

ZOOM ZOOM

[Compcat]

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-st...l-commercials/

[Trooper]

Originally Posted by Kevitus

Hahah where exaclty do you go in Neuss, any particular place you remember?

I've been to the Skihalle a few times because they live within walking distance of it. I can't really think of anywhere else because we tend to drive to places out of Neuss. Like, last time I was there we went to Schloss Dyck, which was 25km away or something. We'll sometimes go to Mettmann for the day too because we have more family there.

[Dave Miles]

the fascinating part for me about Germany in WW1 and WW2 was that they always had better stuff than the allies. better weapons, better tactics, better technology in general, and yet they still lost both world wars. nowadays we fight insurgents that have little or no technology and blow them away from earth's orbit before they even know what hit them...and yet we can't even accomplish anything.

[Compcat]

[Trooper]

Originally Posted by Compcat

Hahahahaha. How could anyone be happy to put this ad out? I can't recall a dumber sounding line in all my life.

[Slime]

Originally Posted by Compcat

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-6-st...l-commercials/

haha i love bad video game commercials. i need to find the video of that last one

edit: damn, it looks like its down from everywhere it was uploaded

[Lord Blazer]

Originally Posted by Dave Miles

the fascinating part for me about Germany in WW1 and WW2 was that they always had better stuff than the allies. better weapons, better tactics, better technology in general, and yet they still lost both world wars. nowadays we fight insurgents that have little or no technology and blow them away from earth's orbit before they even know what hit them...and yet we can't even accomplish anything.

One of the writers from SA wrote a book called 'My Tank is Fight!' it's about failed inventions of WWII and like 95% of it is German and it's really fucking cool if you're into war tech.

[Trooper]

Man, I met this nerdy but really nice guy at uni and he showed me the wikipedia page for this colossal tank that had been designed (but cancelled before it was built) that would have fired 8m rounds. It was unbelievable. Would have been 42m long and 7m high.

This is the biggest ever made:

That bitch is 10m long and 4m tall.

[Lord Blazer]

You might be thinking of the Ratte, which was 35m long




e: that photo you posted is the Maus. This is like, the sequel to that motherfucker.

[Lord Blazer]

oh wait, not the Ratte,
you were thinking of the Monster




problem is the Monster was limited by rail transport, so it was pretty fucking useless.

The Ratte could've gone anywhere


Man, WWII shit rules

[Trooper]

Yeah.
Maus is the picture, Ratte is the huge one just beneath the boundaries of ridiculousness and Monster is ... is that. What the fuck is that picture? I thought they never built a Monster, not even a prototype.

[Lord Blazer]

That's a picture of a Dora cannon, which the Monster was to be built out of. Basically, put wheels on one of these:



Two Doras existed and both saw use but like I said before, thing is built on a fucking railroad track. Thing is fucking useless.

[Happyjuice]

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[Air Rick]

as bad as the nazis were they really had some pretty interesting experiments and inventions. Imagine being a scientist and your job was to find a way to only create children with blue eyes and blond hair. Or come up with a way to modify someone's genetic code to do this?

[Nixon]

Originally Posted by Dave Miles

ZOOM ZOOM

haha i have seen that show!
its lights, motors, action! in disney world Hollywood studios

[Lord Blazer]

Originally Posted by Eric Ryan

as bad as the nazis were they really had some pretty interesting experiments and inventions. Imagine being a scientist and your job was to find a way to only create children with blue eyes and blond hair. Or come up with a way to modify someone's genetic code to do this?

And they were damn well-dressed!

[Slime]

Originally Posted by Happyjuice

hahaha that is great