Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Steve Adair]

yeah B, i figure after 5 years ill have drunk all the alcohol anyway, which at that point ill just shoot myself

[Phil Williamson]

I think you'd probably end up dying with any of them if there are vicious wild animals, but A would probably give you the best shot. 10 magazines ain't gonna last, and the puppy's not gonna be much help

[Trooper]

Yeah, that's the thing. I don't think any of those groups provide you with enough to survive. Depends on the island I guess.

[Phil Williamson]

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

I would want to do this and not even film it. Just do it when bored.

haha that's great. reminds me of this:

[Skittlebrau]

Originally Posted by Phil Williamson

I think you'd probably end up dying with any of them if there are vicious wild animals, but A would probably give you the best shot. 10 magazines ain't gonna last, and the puppy's not gonna be much help

Like, the dildo kinda makes it weird, but yeah, A is by far the best option if you actually want to survive. The kid would be a hell of a lot more helpful to have around than a dog or a Kardashian, and the knife/compass is easily the most useful thing in any of the packages. B is essentially a really good week followed by a murder suicide. C is a bunch of completely useless shit: most of the books would be ruined by the elements, theres no easy way to smoke weed in the wild, the dog could be useful for hunting but would himself eat a lot (German shepherds are huge), and the airplane is just retarded.

A all the way. The money isn't even part of the decision.

[Lord Blazer]

Just give me the dildo and I'll make do.

[Tuna Hematoma]

http://teenagemutantninjanoses.tumblr.com/

[Bjorny]

[James McCloud]

Originally Posted by Skittlebrau

Like, the dildo kinda makes it weird, but yeah, A is by far the best option if you actually want to survive. The kid would be a hell of a lot more helpful to have around than a dog or a Kardashian, and the knife/compass is easily the most useful thing in any of the packages. B is essentially a really good week followed by a murder suicide. C is a bunch of completely useless shit: most of the books would be ruined by the elements, theres no easy way to smoke weed in the wild, the dog could be useful for hunting but would himself eat a lot (German shepherds are huge), and the airplane is just retarded.

A all the way. The money isn't even part of the decision.

im not sure. the dildo and mp3 player are useless survival wise, and the money would be largely wasted on the warped forty year old mind that might emerge. the knife/compass is more of an investment utility, whereas the gun is useful in the immediate. the alchohol seems useless, but you could just choose a high proof and use it for its flammable properties.

the crux tho: i contest that a 30 year old woman would be less useful than a 5 year old boy or a dog. as thoughtless as you might choose to believe kk to be, she'd be invaluable in strength/instruction following/not dieing/"giving you a son (hopefully) in her final years" related tasks. certainly moreso than a five year old and a barely functional dog.

you lose kk and the gun after a while, but since we have no idea of the state of the island, the safest bet is to assume hostile and plan for the short term.

[Lord Blazer]

Consider the rules state 20 years. That five year old will be in his teens for the majority of your stay.

It's an investment.

[James McCloud]

i realise. but he has to get to teens first. keeping a five year old alive is not trivial.

edit: oh i didnt even see. there are dangerous wild animals, ok - B all the way.

[Trooper]

Yeah, the kid is another mouth to feed for 20 years and wouldn't be very helpful for the first decade. KK is also an extra mouth to feed but only until she gets cancer.

[James McCloud]

i mean sure, you could always just eat the kid for meal 1 (maybe 2?) and to quickly harrow you into feral competancy at hunting and survival but maybe companionship is a plus to some people.

[Trooper]

You'd get more meat from a fully grown cancer patient than a dog or a kid. KK beats either of the companions on balance.

[James McCloud]

one wonders which parts of kk are actually edible though. who takes that kind of risk in cooking?

[Tuna Hematoma]

I think it's pretty disgusting that anyone would choose a big black dildo and a 5 year old boy. Sickos.

[Video Game Guy]

[Phil Williamson]

Originally Posted by James McCloud

one wonders which parts of kk are actually edible though. who takes that kind of risk in cooking?

hahaha

and the knife is definitely way better than the gun. the gun has 10 magazines. that's probably around 100 bullets. so even if you're a pro shot and can take down any savage animal with one shot, you'd only be able to take out animals on a pace of 5/year if you wanted your bullets to last. and I dunno how long a gun would even keep working in the elements. the knife would be a less effective weapon, but assuming these animals aren't bears or something ridiculous/hopeless, you'd at least have a shot, and while it'd eventually go dull or break probably, you could use it to fashion other sorts of weapons (bow and arrow, for example), as well as for all kinds of other useful stuff. knife all the way.

and the dog would probably just immediately be killed by the wild animals

[Nixon]

..

[Nixon]

[Trooper]

That makes me widen my eyes, for some reason.

[Old Rivers]

Originally Posted by James McCloud

i realise. but he has to get to teens first. keeping a five year old alive is not trivial.

Yeah but after a couple years he would be a valuable hunting partner.

edit: shit, I only just realized they were packages and not individual.

A, for sure.

[Nixon]

[Trooper]

There's a whole video of stuff like that. I'd find and post it but I'm not on my own network here.

[Lord Blazer]