Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 82

Pozin · 05-26-2008, 12:01 AM

ramza brave has smelly, wrinkly, old men balls! with diarhea and week old urine all over them!

ramza brave pees with his pants all the way down! exposing his bare, white, pimply ass to everyone who walks in!

dude, your like what 22? use the zipper man, noone wants to see your ass.

McJuicy · 05-26-2008, 12:19 AM

fuuuuck

Stabby Joe · 05-26-2008, 12:22 AM

By reading this you will die in 70 years! Ooooooo!

Shaun · 05-26-2008, 12:26 AM

I was thinking the other day, why don't people who commit suicide ever play practical jokes? It could be something so easy.. "there are human bones buried under the floorboards all over the house." and then investigators will rip apart the house, only to find nothing. Nobody would ever suspect you were playing a joke and have no idea what you're talking about. But that's the beauty of it.

Shaun · 05-26-2008, 12:30 AM

I wish I could draw or was good at music or some bullshit like that.

Shaun · 05-26-2008, 12:32 AM

Since I live at home, I'm pretty much a drain on my parents. But to think, if they died, I'd get all their money and would get the house too.

Pozin · 05-26-2008, 12:32 AM

thatd be fun, if i was a construction worker on a new house, to hide walkie talkie receivers in the walls, floor, and ceiling, then years later, i can make everyone think there's ghosts in the house!

Pozin · 05-26-2008, 12:33 AM

you know and scare the living crap out of the whole family, then they call in the paranormal investigators, and not say anything and baffle everyone!

Shaun · 05-26-2008, 12:45 AM

I'm a 21 year old virgin.

.... I felt one pair of tits in my life and that's it. Not includng the lap dances I got at a skeezy strip club.

and like, my dad kind of thinks I'm a loser. Which is ok I don't care all that much I don't respect my dad. But what pisses me off is he acts like he's so much better than me, but if I were to explicitly tell him I don't respect him, he'd like get all down on himself. Like a wuss.
but one time he was like "I went to a strip club [before you were born]... I'm sorry Shaun." I wanted to laugh and call him a faggot. I couldn't say I'd been to one too, his world would like shatter around him. Douche bag.
He's an ignorant person and whenever I have an ignorant moment I'm like " I'm just like my dad". Basically to sum it up, he's the kind of person that hears what he expects to hear and sees what he expects to see.

Shaun · 05-26-2008, 12:46 AM

sorry Pozin I started typing that before I saw your replies.. err yeah.

Pozin · 05-26-2008, 12:48 AM

apology accepted, captain shaun.

Shaun · 05-26-2008, 12:50 AM

man if I knew what the fuck I was doing I could've had 6 or 7 girls by now. At least 4

Pozin · 05-26-2008, 12:51 AM

its all confidence, buddy. to get with chicks, you have to risk rejection, or "making an ass of yourself"

happily for us guys, our physical appearance means alot less to girls then it does the other way around

Pozin · 05-26-2008, 12:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

I wish I could draw or was good at music or some bullshit like that.

well you have to start to get good at it, then you have to keep practicing to get better. nobody is good at something theyve never really tried to do before

Shaun · 05-26-2008, 12:59 AM

Damn it Jimmy I wasn't planning on hearing feedback I was just talking to myself about whatever. thanks tho.

Shaun · 05-26-2008, 01:03 AM

I am 4 real. It's strange though most people don't suspect it. Only my best friend knows the truth (AND U GUYS CAUSE YOU'RE ALL MY BEST FRIENDS) Everyone else including my immediate family seems to think there's just someone else in my life they haven't met. I really don't know how I do it.

Shaun · 05-26-2008, 01:10 AM

and one time I had a sex dream about Elaine from Seinfeld.

Shaun · 05-26-2008, 01:11 AM

Steve "Stone Cold" Austin

Kevitus · 05-26-2008, 11:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

what makes you say that?

you voted me

Bjorny · 05-26-2008, 12:37 PM

shaun, come to sweden and I'll hook you up.

Kevitus · 05-26-2008, 12:57 PM

WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHY!?

Kevitus · 05-26-2008, 01:14 PM

ah ok that makes sense

bl0ppin · 05-30-2008, 04:53 PM

Whoa, it nearly fell to Page 2 of TTF then.

Kevitus · 05-30-2008, 04:55 PM

christ just rename this thread already!christ just rename this thread already!

Lord Blazer · 05-30-2008, 05:02 PM

05-26-2008, 12:01 AM	#2026
Pozin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,193	ramza brave has smelly, wrinkly, old men balls! with diarhea and week old urine all over them! ramza brave pees with his pants all the way down! exposing his bare, white, pimply ass to everyone who walks in! dude, your like what 22? use the zipper man, noone wants to see your ass.
Pozin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,193

05-26-2008, 12:19 AM	#2027
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	fuuuuck
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786

05-26-2008, 12:22 AM	#2028
Stabby Joe Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 151	By reading this you will die in 70 years! Ooooooo!
Stabby Joe Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Posts: 151

05-26-2008, 12:26 AM	#2029
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	I was thinking the other day, why don't people who commit suicide ever play practical jokes? It could be something so easy.. "there are human bones buried under the floorboards all over the house." and then investigators will rip apart the house, only to find nothing. Nobody would ever suspect you were playing a joke and have no idea what you're talking about. But that's the beauty of it.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

05-26-2008, 12:30 AM	#2030
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	I wish I could draw or was good at music or some bullshit like that.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

05-26-2008, 12:32 AM	#2031
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	Since I live at home, I'm pretty much a drain on my parents. But to think, if they died, I'd get all their money and would get the house too.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

05-26-2008, 12:32 AM	#2032
Pozin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,193	thatd be fun, if i was a construction worker on a new house, to hide walkie talkie receivers in the walls, floor, and ceiling, then years later, i can make everyone think there's ghosts in the house!
Pozin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,193

05-26-2008, 12:33 AM	#2033
Pozin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,193	you know and scare the living crap out of the whole family, then they call in the paranormal investigators, and not say anything and baffle everyone!
Pozin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,193

05-26-2008, 12:45 AM	#2034
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	I'm a 21 year old virgin. .... I felt one pair of tits in my life and that's it. Not includng the lap dances I got at a skeezy strip club. and like, my dad kind of thinks I'm a loser. Which is ok I don't care all that much I don't respect my dad. But what pisses me off is he acts like he's so much better than me, but if I were to explicitly tell him I don't respect him, he'd like get all down on himself. Like a wuss. but one time he was like "I went to a strip club [before you were born]... I'm sorry Shaun." I wanted to laugh and call him a faggot. I couldn't say I'd been to one too, his world would like shatter around him. Douche bag. He's an ignorant person and whenever I have an ignorant moment I'm like " I'm just like my dad". Basically to sum it up, he's the kind of person that hears what he expects to hear and sees what he expects to see.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

05-26-2008, 12:46 AM	#2035
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	sorry Pozin I started typing that before I saw your replies.. err yeah.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

05-26-2008, 12:48 AM	#2036
Pozin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,193	apology accepted, captain shaun.
Pozin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,193

05-26-2008, 12:50 AM	#2037
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	man if I knew what the fuck I was doing I could've had 6 or 7 girls by now. At least 4
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

05-26-2008, 12:51 AM	#2038
Pozin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,193	its all confidence, buddy. to get with chicks, you have to risk rejection, or "making an ass of yourself" happily for us guys, our physical appearance means alot less to girls then it does the other way around
Pozin Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 2,193

05-26-2008, 12:59 AM	#2040
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	Damn it Jimmy I wasn't planning on hearing feedback I was just talking to myself about whatever. thanks tho.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

05-26-2008, 01:03 AM	#2041
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	I am 4 real. It's strange though most people don't suspect it. Only my best friend knows the truth (AND U GUYS CAUSE YOU'RE ALL MY BEST FRIENDS) Everyone else including my immediate family seems to think there's just someone else in my life they haven't met. I really don't know how I do it.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

05-26-2008, 01:10 AM	#2042
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	and one time I had a sex dream about Elaine from Seinfeld.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

05-26-2008, 01:11 AM	#2043
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	Steve "Stone Cold" Austin
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

05-26-2008, 12:37 PM	#2045
Bjorny Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 7,217	shaun, come to sweden and I'll hook you up.
Bjorny Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 7,217

05-26-2008, 12:57 PM	#2046
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542	WHY DO YOU HATE ME WHY!?
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542

05-26-2008, 01:14 PM	#2047
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542	ah ok that makes sense
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542

05-30-2008, 04:53 PM	#2048
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	Whoa, it nearly fell to Page 2 of TTF then.
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644

05-30-2008, 04:55 PM	#2049
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542	christ just rename this thread already!christ just rename this thread already!
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542

05-30-2008, 05:02 PM	#2050
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885

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