Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Trooper]

Plus, an ocarina has a semi-useful function.

[Tuna Hematoma]

YOU USE THAT FOR THE 18000TH REPLY? YOU ANUS!

[Kevitus]

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[Kevitus]

(Spencer Howell)

[Trooper]

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

YOU USE THAT FOR THE 18000TH REPLY? YOU ANUS!

Fuck. There's normally a build-up. Didn't even notice

[bl0ppin]

Wasn't he talking to me? It says I had the post

[Tuna Hematoma]

You had 18000th POST

NOT REPLY

GAWD

[Tuna Hematoma]

ALSO, WLA needs you.

[Lord Blazer]

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

[Trooper]

163,000 views now too. This thread is amazing.

[Slime]

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[Trooper]

Get a 3dmm reference in your next interview.

[Tuna Hematoma]

[Nixon]

that is horrifying.

[Trooper]

[Tuna Hematoma]

hahahahaha

[Air Rick]

hahahahahahah sweet

[Bravoie]

Hahaha, another classic photoshop by trooper.

[Phil Williamson]

Originally Posted by Lohr

don't do an interview in a foreign language without having your english responses posted too

they might mistranslate a line you said into something offensive, and you can't post what you actually said in english because the site requires a korean social security number to register


fuck that annoys me. if i ever do another non-english interview, im demanding they post my english responses too. the comment section of an interview i did is filled with picard facepalm ASCII arts, and the line theyre quoting is completely bland in english, so it was obviously mistranslated

haha wait what is this?

[Slime]

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[Tuna Hematoma]

haha, I was deleting shit off my harddrives and came across 3DMM Late Night 2's intro skit.



Latenight 2 Skit – Behind the Latenight

NARRATOR:
On July 3, 2001 Tuna Hematoma finally released the much anticipated first episode of 3dmm LateNight. A show watched and loved by many, it was a huge success, it even garnered a 3dmm.com award nomination. The only question remained was, when would the next episode come out. Well it took over a year, but episode 2, send in the clones, was finally released, however what was unkown until now was the reasons for it’s delay. This story of injustice, disfunction…and bongos, on behind the latenight.

And on that note, we cue the music.


NARRATOR:
The story starts at home of latenight creator and host, Tuna Hematoma. You see Tuna also created the comedy series Mom’s Drunk and Dad’s in Jail. But what most of you don’t know is this is actually the story of his life.

TUNA:
I didn’t want this to get out, but these comical moments are actually my deep dark secrets. My family life just isn’t what you would call, normal.

TUNA’S MOM:
You get your lazy ass off that computer, I see what you’re doing there and that just ain’t right. Looking at all those naughty images and all those dirty jokes and perverted movies….I tell you, 3d movie maker is not for kids like you.

TUNA:
Mom, I’m 20 years old now, I’m not a kid.

TUNA’S MOM:
You talking back to me boy? I gave birth to you, and I can give unbirth to you.

*she falls over drunk*

TUNA’S DAD”
What the? Where am I?
*walks out of room*

NARRATOR:
Tuna’s life at home was getting worse, but when Qaz got in trouble with the law, all latenight production had to be put on hold. The following is the shocking footage of that shocking night, Qaz will never forget.

QAZ:
*Being arrested by sig police*
Fuck you both, get off me! 40kb my ass! That was way under, you racist admins. You think just cause I’m a totem pole I can’t start some shit. Get your hands off me, HEY! Don’t touch me there you damn british tony liker!
*gets thrown in police car*

NARRATOR:
As all hope was seemingly lost for the latenight crew, however it was a key meeting with Mr Animation himself Jeff Ching, that turned things around.

QAZ:
*In Jail*
Fuck you and your Sin Bin, you can’t keep me in here forever!
*looks over*
Holy Shit, Jeff Ching, what are you doing here?

*Jeff Points to sign that says “3dmm Sin Bin” and camera pans down to reveal “…and Voice Acting Hall of Shame*

QAZ:
Oh ok, that makes sense. Jeff you gotta help me get out of here, Tuna and I got to get Latenight 2 going, the people demand it.

JEFF:
Well I’m sure Tuna can do it himself, I mean, you’re just the sidekick. Hell, you didn’t even really do much in the first episode…and you don’t seem to..

QAZ:
Ok ok, yeah but what the people don’t see is all my behind the scenes work.

JEFF:
I thought Tuna animated the whole thing?

QAZ:
Well yeah he does, but I do like…other stuff, look just help me get out of here and I’ll cast you in the lead of Retrospection 2: Electric Boogaloo

JEFF:
Really cool, I’ve been wanting to try out my dramatic acting skills.

QAZ:
Riiiight.

JEFF:
I’ll make some calls, I’m people who knows people in the community.

NARRATOR:
Meanwhile, Tuna now desperate to leave his broken home, ran away and fled to where he knew he could be accepted, IMAGINAPOLIS.

*shot of Tuna walking in imaginapolis*

TUNA:
Hey Cal, how’s that movie you’re not making going?

CAL:
It’s like, almost done, I swear.

TUNA:
Yeah, ok. Man he’s fat.

Hey Joey Cosmos, leaving so soon?

*shot of Joey at Bus stop that says leaving 3dmm community*

Man, it sure is great here, now if I can only find Qaz we can get Latenight 2 started.

Hey Dustin, still waiting

*shot of Dustin waiting outside theatre for Episode 3*

DUSTIN:
It’s going to be soo cool, I can’t wait.

TUNA:
Hey Andres, still waiting too.

*shot of Andres waiting in line across the street, pan to sign saying line for Glitter 2*

ANDRES:
I can’t wait this is going to be better than the first, this is going to be the best movie ever, oh man, I’m so excited!

*Harris comes running up*

HARRIS: Tuna, come quick, we’re breaking Qaz out of the sin bin.

TUNA: He’s in there again? Is it because of that incident with the midget and jar of peanut butter?

HARRIS: What?! No, just…let’s go, we’re taking the jet and busting him out, Latenight 2 must go on!

*shot inside sin bin*
QAZ:
Holy Shit, we’re being attacked, it must be those damn Aussies, I knew those Koala fuckers couldn’t be trusted, they’re nothing but….

JEFF:
No, it’s Harris, he’s here to break us out.

QAZ:
I don’t know, there seems to be a big air attack…going on outside…and…

*shot of Jeff with blank stare*

QAZ:
…it’s pretty calm in here…you know, that’s kinda strange…and

JEFF:
What?

QAZ:
Come on…just…come on! Ah nevermind lets go.

*they leave*

JEFF:
OH I get it, you wanted me to say..

QAZ:
No, just forget it, the moment has passed.

JEFF:
But I can still…

QAZ:
No…it, it’s over now.

*they run out, Maltby and Goat standing in there way*

QAZ:
Fuck you Goat, you can cook this with Adolf:
*beats up Goat*

JEFF: Yeah and fuck you Will Maltby you can eh mon eh this!

*Maltby beats the Crap out of Jeff*

*Qaz gets in Plane, plane flies away with Sunshine Airlines written on it*

NARRATOR:
With Tuna and Qaz now ready to get Latenight 2 underway, they never would have know what was coming.

*Brad reading BB*
BRAD ROSS: What the fuck?!, Not another late night, this has got to be stopped before Tuna goes too far.

ROGER:
Latenight’s Crap Baby!
Yeah, let’s put an end to this show. So how do we plan on doing this anyway?

BRAD:
We’ll in true 3dmm style; we’re going use a sniper rifle and take Tuna down! And I know just who can do it too.

ROGER:
Who is this mysterious Hatchet Man?

BRAD:
Hatchet MEN

*cue 99 ways to die*
*Brad goes to Latenight Studios and meets up with Dave and Andrew*

BRAD:
Yeah Tuna must be stopped!

DAVE (mad as hell):
Good, cause those bastards didn’t use are review we made. We spent a lot of time making a review for the first episode, and then what does that fucking fish do??? He didn’t even use it! Without even telling us, he cut our review and now we’re here to stop his show.

ANDREW: Maybe now we won’t be ignored…that’s the last time we do anything for Tuna, the ungrateful bitch.

DAVE: Yeah, Tuna the ungrateful bitch is going down!!!!

SECURITY GUARD:
Hey what the foo are you guys doing here?

ROGER:
We’re here to kill Tuna and stop Latenight

SECURITY GUARD:
We’ll ok then go on in

*inside aiming at Tuna’s head*
*gun fires*

PFISTER:
Some gibberish

ANDREW:
Nooo…Dave is dead! I better tell the community.


NARRATOR:
After everything that happened, Latenight 2 was finally ready to go. But there was still problems in the show itself including finding just the right guests. Stay tuned for more Behind the Latenight later in the show.

SHOW STARTS

[Trooper]

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

QAZ:
Fuck you Goat, you can cook this with Adolf

Hahaha.

[Bobby Swisha]

Originally Posted by Lohr

http://www.fundooparty.com/uploaded_...21fde7b196.jpg

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/20...ns-d3abzgz.jpg

[Tuna Hematoma]

I am playing Suikoden 4 again (worst out of the series) and it's all based around island nations, so I have to travel around by boat. As with all the Suikoden games, I build up an army to take on a foe that has way more resources and yet you always manage to overcome the odds! OMG! ...anyway, part of the fun is that you get to name your "castle" (in this case, a huge ass boat, because you're always on water) and the army you control. I named by boat Penatrator (YES I KNOW I MISSPELLED IT... goddamn it)

[Shaun]

stop posting that giant picture BR it crashes my browser. you're a faggot, too