Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 705

Trooper · 05-01-2011, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

that's the gayest shit I've ever heard

Totally. I was actually jerking off to those topless pictures of Red Scorpion as I wrote the post.

Lord Blazer · 05-02-2011, 12:07 AM

A man playing golf alone notices a frog sitting near the first green. As he is about to shoot, he hears, "Ribbit, 9 iron." He looks around but sees no one. "Ribbit, 9 iron." He looks at the frog and sure enough, the frog says, "Ribbit, 9 iron." He thinks, what the hell?, puts away the club he had and grabs his 9 iron. His ball stops 10 inches from the cup. He says to the frog, "Nice call. You're one lucky frog!" To which the frog replies, "Ribbit, lucky frog." So he slips the frog into his pocket. At the next tee, he says to the frog, "Okay, lucky frog, now what?" "Ribbit, 3 wood" He grabs his 3 and hits a hole in one! This continues until, by the end of the day, the man has shot the best round of his life. "Now what, lucky frog?" "Ribbit, Las Vegas."

They fly to Las Vegas and head for the roulette table. "Lucky frog, now what?" "Ribbit, 6." He puts $10,000 on number six and Boom!, tons of chips slide across the table. The man scoops up his winnings and checks into the presidential suite. Once there, he places the frog on the bed and smiles. "Okay, lucky frog. You won all this money for me. I'm so grateful. Now what? How can I ever repay you?" The frog replies, "Ribbit, kiss me." The man thinks, "Well, why not? After everything he did for him." And with his kiss, the frog turns into a beautiful 16-year-old girl.

"And that, your honor, is exactly how that girl ended up in my hotel room!"

Shaun · 05-02-2011, 12:17 AM

hahahah, I can't remember the last time I laughed at one of those long jokes. Unexpected punchline

Shaun · 05-02-2011, 12:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

this is a classic

Jt Copper · 05-02-2011, 01:32 AM

Hes simileing bigger then gustave.

Jt Copper · 05-02-2011, 01:33 AM

almost.

Tuna Hematoma · 05-02-2011, 01:45 AM

Gustave with a closed mouth kinda looks like Obama.

Trooper, get on that.

Compcat · 05-02-2011, 04:06 AM

Slime · 05-02-2011, 04:28 AM

interesting, thanks for posting

Santiago · 05-02-2011, 05:13 AM

ahaha this clip makes me laugh!

Trooper · 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

Gustave with a closed mouth kinda looks like Obama.

Trooper, get on that.

Edit: This wasn't even a tricky job and I still fucked up the collar. CARELESSNESS.

Slade · 05-02-2011, 11:39 AM

ahahaha

Kevitus · 05-02-2011, 08:54 PM

Jonny Anson · 05-03-2011, 03:10 AM

Compcat · 05-03-2011, 04:05 AM

http://scimaps.org/submissions/7-dig...mbs/024_LG.jpg

Slime · 05-03-2011, 05:38 AM

Slime · 06:31 PM

Tuna Hematoma · 05-03-2011, 06:48 AM

if you google "walpurgisnacht" you'll find that april 30/may 1 is traditionally a pagan holiday where the boundaries between the living and the dead are very thin. it is also a holiday that tradtionally required human sacrifice, and is one ...of the most important holidays for pagans, satanists, and the illuminati. adolf hitler supposedly died on this holiday, as did muddy waters (who was rumored to have sold his soul to the devil). when you connect the dots between the illuminati/luciferians, the u.s. gov't, the vatican, and the british royal family, it becomes obvious that the royal wedding, osama's "death", and pope john paul's beatification were all specifically chosen to happen on this date to further the priorities of the new world order. all of these organizations have strong ties to the illuminati and so it makes sense that all three of these major events happened on or around this weekend.

Bown · 05-03-2011, 07:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lohr

on my tik tok / calif girls video, a ton of comments are
#drgeneric

starting around page 4:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T2dPA2dCRNY

what does that mean? they found the youtube page through a twitter post with #drgeneric in it or something? i don't use twitter / whatever this is from, please explain

It seems to be a reference to Dr. Luke and how, like you point out in the video, a lot of his songs sound the same!

Slime · 10:05 PM

Dominator Dan · 05-03-2011, 09:00 AM

okay this has been bugging me everytime i see that video, is that actually an unedited photo of katy perry and keisha, cause keisha's face looks like a guy's face has been photoshopped in, and it freaks me out

Slime · 05-03-2011, 09:12 AM

i think its real cause theres other pictures of it

http://www.dang.co.uk/wp-content/upl...yle-pose-3.jpg

05-01-2011, 02:34 PM	#17602
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05-02-2011, 12:17 AM	#17606
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	hahahah, I can't remember the last time I laughed at one of those long jokes. Unexpected punchline
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Jt Copper Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,463	Hes simileing bigger then gustave.
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05-02-2011, 01:33 AM	#17609
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05-02-2011, 12:07 AM	#17605
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	A man playing golf alone notices a frog sitting near the first green. As he is about to shoot, he hears, "Ribbit, 9 iron." He looks around but sees no one. "Ribbit, 9 iron." He looks at the frog and sure enough, the frog says, "Ribbit, 9 iron." He thinks, what the hell?, puts away the club he had and grabs his 9 iron. His ball stops 10 inches from the cup. He says to the frog, "Nice call. You're one lucky frog!" To which the frog replies, "Ribbit, lucky frog." So he slips the frog into his pocket. At the next tee, he says to the frog, "Okay, lucky frog, now what?" "Ribbit, 3 wood" He grabs his 3 and hits a hole in one! This continues until, by the end of the day, the man has shot the best round of his life. "Now what, lucky frog?" "Ribbit, Las Vegas." They fly to Las Vegas and head for the roulette table. "Lucky frog, now what?" "Ribbit, 6." He puts $10,000 on number six and Boom!, tons of chips slide across the table. The man scoops up his winnings and checks into the presidential suite. Once there, he places the frog on the bed and smiles. "Okay, lucky frog. You won all this money for me. I'm so grateful. Now what? How can I ever repay you?" The frog replies, "Ribbit, kiss me." The man thinks, "Well, why not? After everything he did for him." And with his kiss, the frog turns into a beautiful 16-year-old girl. "And that, your honor, is exactly how that girl ended up in my hotel room!"

05-02-2011, 01:45 AM	#17610
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	Gustave with a closed mouth kinda looks like Obama. Trooper, get on that.

05-02-2011, 04:28 AM	#17612
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	interesting, thanks for posting
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05-02-2011, 05:13 AM	#17613
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	ahaha this clip makes me laugh!
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05-03-2011, 06:48 AM	#17621
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	if you google "walpurgisnacht" you'll find that april 30/may 1 is traditionally a pagan holiday where the boundaries between the living and the dead are very thin. it is also a holiday that tradtionally required human sacrifice, and is one ...of the most important holidays for pagans, satanists, and the illuminati. adolf hitler supposedly died on this holiday, as did muddy waters (who was rumored to have sold his soul to the devil). when you connect the dots between the illuminati/luciferians, the u.s. gov't, the vatican, and the british royal family, it becomes obvious that the royal wedding, osama's "death", and pope john paul's beatification were all specifically chosen to happen on this date to further the priorities of the new world order. all of these organizations have strong ties to the illuminati and so it makes sense that all three of these major events happened on or around this weekend.

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05-03-2011, 09:00 AM	#17624
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	okay this has been bugging me everytime i see that video, is that actually an unedited photo of katy perry and keisha, cause keisha's face looks like a guy's face has been photoshopped in, and it freaks me out

05-03-2011, 09:12 AM	#17625
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	i think its real cause theres other pictures of it http://www.dang.co.uk/wp-content/upl...yle-pose-3.jpg
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