Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 658

Tuna Hematoma · 02-12-2011, 01:46 AM

I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS GAMMMEEEEEE

Trooper · 02-12-2011, 02:06 AM

Man, imploding buildings. So awesome. They were really fun on Mercenaries, but very few games (certainly none that I have owned) have had them since then. Prototype did it with a cutscene, but the real-time makes it so much better.

Jt Copper · 02-12-2011, 03:30 AM

Tuna Hematoma · 02-12-2011, 03:52 AM

he's not that fat?

Tuna Hematoma · 02-12-2011, 05:54 AM

SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn iit,he's a maverick!

BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!

JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.

HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really iisn't about me.

GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here.

DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun?

COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.

BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken.

AL GORE: I invented the chicken.

JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.

AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.

DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems.

OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens.

ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.

NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.

PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.

MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.

DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.

ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone.

JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, That chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gaytoo. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the Liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that.

GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.

BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road.

ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.

JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace.

BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2011, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2011. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot.

ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken?

COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

Trooper · 02-12-2011, 06:12 AM

Haha @ Bill Clinton in particular.

Lord Blazer · 02-12-2011, 06:25 AM

So Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are all hanging out, and decide to play hide and go seek. Einstein is it first, and begins counting. Pascal runs off and hides in a tree somewhere. Newton, genius that he is, knows that he has the game beat, and plops a chair down right behind Einstein and draws a square around it in chalk, then sits in the chair. Einstein finishes counting and turns around.

Einstein says, "Newton, you idiot, I've found you already"

To which Newton replies, "No, you've found Pascal! One Newton per Meter square!"

Trooper · 02-12-2011, 06:32 AM

Ahaha, oh dear. I shall be telling that to my Physics teacher.

Lord Blazer · 02-12-2011, 06:38 AM

I do debugging at a place that makes physics analysis software. I asked a coworker of mine what pascals was in base units and he went through the whole joke. Now I will never forget.

Trooper · 02-12-2011, 07:17 AM

Haha. I'm redoing my last year of college due to "epic fail" and so the guy who teaches me Physics doesn't really treat me like a student anymore. On Wednesday I had a load of free periods and so went to help him teach some of the younger kids. He was doing something about thermal physics and evaporation and used it as an excuse to demonstrate the evaporation of ethanol out of wine, which makes brandy. Then he set them some written work to do while we drank it all. Kinda surreal and also illegal.

Nixon · 02-12-2011, 10:33 AM

Shaun · 02-12-2011, 11:23 AM

hahah I am getting that

Shaun · 02-12-2011, 11:46 AM

ehhh basically a novelty album. should've been obvious.

unrelated question:
There's a song on here called Spiderpussy (Slight Return). I've seen the slight return label on a few songs. Google gives no answers. WHAT DOES IT MEAN

Orcus · 02-12-2011, 04:09 PM

It's a Jimi Hendrix reference.

Slime · 02-12-2011, 06:02 PM

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voodoo_...ight_Return%29

bl0ppin · 02-12-2011, 06:32 PM

Okay, but why Slight Return?

Slime · 02-12-2011, 06:49 PM

because the first song was Voodoo Chile

Dominator Dan · 02-12-2011, 08:11 PM

YOU DIDN'T READ VERY FAR DID YOU BIBILO?

Nixon · 02-12-2011, 08:17 PM

Trooper · 02-12-2011, 08:19 PM

Haha. Also, what's with the 50 year old guy strolling around a party like that.

Lord Blazer · 02-12-2011, 09:06 PM

that's just from the flash

Trooper · 02-12-2011, 11:45 PM

For those of you who have ever wondered what 20,000 red dots looks like:

bl0ppin · 02-12-2011, 11:59 PM

I'm not even kidding, I would set that as my desktop if it was high res

Trooper · 02-13-2011, 12:29 AM

Counted them. There's only 19,997.

Tuna Hematoma · 02-13-2011, 04:33 AM

02-12-2011, 02:06 AM	#16427
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Man, imploding buildings. So awesome. They were really fun on Mercenaries, but very few games (certainly none that I have owned) have had them since then. Prototype did it with a cutscene, but the real-time makes it so much better.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

02-12-2011, 03:30 AM	#16428
Jt Copper Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,463
Jt Copper Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,463

02-12-2011, 06:12 AM	#16431
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Haha @ Bill Clinton in particular.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

02-12-2011, 06:32 AM	#16433
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Ahaha, oh dear. I shall be telling that to my Physics teacher.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

02-12-2011, 07:17 AM	#16435
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Haha. I'm redoing my last year of college due to "epic fail" and so the guy who teaches me Physics doesn't really treat me like a student anymore. On Wednesday I had a load of free periods and so went to help him teach some of the younger kids. He was doing something about thermal physics and evaporation and used it as an excuse to demonstrate the evaporation of ethanol out of wine, which makes brandy. Then he set them some written work to do while we drank it all. Kinda surreal and also illegal.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

02-12-2011, 01:46 AM	#16426
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	I CAN'T WAIT FOR THIS GAMMMEEEEEE

02-12-2011, 03:52 AM	#16429
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	he's not that fat?

02-12-2011, 05:54 AM	#16430
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	SARAH PALIN: The chicken crossed the road because, gosh-darn iit,he's a maverick! BARACK OBAMA: The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change! JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road. HILLARY CLINTON: When I was First Lady, I personally helped that little chicken to cross the road. This experience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really iisn't about me. GEORGE W. BUSH: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here. DICK CHENEY: Where's my gun? COLIN POWELL: Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road. BILL CLINTON: I did not cross the road with that chicken. AL GORE: I invented the chicken. JOHN KERRY: Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it. AL SHARPTON: Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens. DR. PHIL: The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems. OPRAH: Well, I understand that the chicken is having problems, which is why he wants to cross this road so badly. So instead of having the chicken learn from his mistakes and take falls, which is a part of life, I'm going to give this chicken a NEW CAR so that he can just drive across the road and not live his life like the rest of the chickens. ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road. NANCY GRACE: That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks. PAT BUCHANAN: To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American. MARTHA STEWART: No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information. DR. SEUSS: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told. ERNEST HEMINGWAY: To die in the rain, alone. JERRY FALWELL: Because the chicken was gay! Can't you people see the plain truth? That's why they call it the 'other side.' Yes, my friends, That chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gaytoo. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the Liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.' That chicken should not be crossing the road. It's as plain and as simple as that. GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough. BARBARA WALTERS: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart warming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its lifelong dream of crossing the road. ARISTOTLE: It is the nature of chickens to cross the road. JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads together, in peace. BILL GATES: I have just released eChicken2011, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook. Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken2011. This new platform is much more stable and will never reboot. ALBERT EINSTEIN: Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath the chicken? COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?

02-12-2011, 06:25 AM	#16432
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	So Einstein, Newton, and Pascal are all hanging out, and decide to play hide and go seek. Einstein is it first, and begins counting. Pascal runs off and hides in a tree somewhere. Newton, genius that he is, knows that he has the game beat, and plops a chair down right behind Einstein and draws a square around it in chalk, then sits in the chair. Einstein finishes counting and turns around. Einstein says, "Newton, you idiot, I've found you already" To which Newton replies, "No, you've found Pascal! One Newton per Meter square!"

02-12-2011, 06:38 AM	#16434
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	I do debugging at a place that makes physics analysis software. I asked a coworker of mine what pascals was in base units and he went through the whole joke. Now I will never forget.

02-12-2011, 10:33 AM	#16436
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,302
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,302

02-12-2011, 11:23 AM	#16437
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	hahah I am getting that
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

02-12-2011, 11:46 AM	#16438
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	ehhh basically a novelty album. should've been obvious. unrelated question: There's a song on here called Spiderpussy (Slight Return). I've seen the slight return label on a few songs. Google gives no answers. WHAT DOES IT MEAN
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

02-12-2011, 04:09 PM	#16439
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146	It's a Jimi Hendrix reference.
Orcus Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,146

02-12-2011, 06:02 PM	#16440
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Voodoo_...ight_Return%29
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

02-12-2011, 06:32 PM	#16441
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	Okay, but why Slight Return?
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644

02-12-2011, 06:49 PM	#16442
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	because the first song was Voodoo Chile
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

02-12-2011, 08:11 PM	#16443
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	YOU DIDN'T READ VERY FAR DID YOU BIBILO?

02-12-2011, 08:17 PM	#16444
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,302
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,302

02-12-2011, 08:19 PM	#16445
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Haha. Also, what's with the 50 year old guy strolling around a party like that.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

02-12-2011, 09:06 PM	#16446
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	that's just from the flash

02-12-2011, 11:45 PM	#16447
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	For those of you who have ever wondered what 20,000 red dots looks like:
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

02-12-2011, 11:59 PM	#16448
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	I'm not even kidding, I would set that as my desktop if it was high res
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644

02-13-2011, 12:29 AM	#16449
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Counted them. There's only 19,997.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

02-13-2011, 04:33 AM	#16450
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