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Old 02-06-2011, 10:49 AM   #16326
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Old 02-06-2011, 07:11 PM   #16327
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A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."


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Old 02-06-2011, 08:36 PM   #16328
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That story is a great example of what is really annoying about democrats and republicans. It's presented as a metaphor for objective reality, leading a reader to conclude reality favors democrats. The arrogance is astounding.

Like y'gotta ask yourself. Does the author have an agenda? What's his/her affiliation. Obviously there is some bias, so you'd be wrong not to take the story with a grain of salt.
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Old 02-06-2011, 09:50 PM   #16329
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You must be a Republican.


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Old 02-06-2011, 10:01 PM   #16330
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Old 02-07-2011, 03:25 AM   #16331
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Old 02-07-2011, 03:53 AM   #16332
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Old 02-07-2011, 04:40 AM   #16333
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Old 02-07-2011, 04:58 AM   #16334
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Old 02-07-2011, 05:29 AM   #16335
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Plus something a little funnier

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Old 02-07-2011, 05:49 AM   #16336
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Girls are like condoms. They spend more time in your wallet then they do on your dick.


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Old 02-07-2011, 06:09 AM   #16337
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that's awesome!

I just had a huge fight with my best friend, man... he's the most socially awkward person ever, im SICK of him being silent all the time, and he got REALLY mad when I brought it up after we had a few glasses of whiskey; I don't have to deal with his bullshit anymore, fuck him.
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Old 02-07-2011, 06:17 AM   #16338
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the worst part is, he wasn't always like this, he just got really weird after he smoked a lot of pot during high school, and I was hoping he'd change, I guess I was wrong.
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Old 02-07-2011, 06:31 AM   #16339
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Your friend sounds like a real winner... but how did you go about asking him? Were you insulting him while asking, or just generally asking and then he got all pissy? WHAT A BITCH

Anyway, I dunno if it's because I'm really tired and super bowl was today, but this is the funniest thing.

especially 2:00-2:15


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Old 02-07-2011, 06:48 AM   #16340
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haha that was good! I find it amazing how some of these characters remain this funny even today; my friend Rachel (ana banana) is really into goofy, I think she'd appreciate this! walt disney was a visionary...

anyway, not gonna lie, I was drunk and annoyed, but his reaction was definitely disproportionate
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:06 AM   #16341
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Old 02-07-2011, 07:52 AM   #16342
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haha, i just realized, my entire past like 12 fucking years of life have been a long, painful process of denial of that fact that I'm just fuckin ugly.
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:05 AM   #16343
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:27 AM   #16344
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I will sometime within the next few days cuz i have to locate my camera.
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:39 AM   #16345
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fuck it, here's some older pics

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...7240 96_n.jpg
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2933007_n.jpg
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2341561_n.jpg
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...6_489670_n.jpg

I'm a little high, but I swear this is a groundbreaking discovery for me. These are all pictures from somebody else's facebook. I would never put ANY of these in my facebook because up until now I simply did not believe that I was this ugly (or ugly at all tbh).
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:44 AM   #16346
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dude, easy, you look fine, im sure I don't have to mention the fact there's not a single person in the world who's 100% satisfied with how they look.
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:46 AM   #16347
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I know I'm not the elephant man or something, I just subconsciously thought I was Johnny Depp and have been freaked out about the fact that the world doesn't seem to be responding that way.
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:54 AM   #16348
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this is gonna sound ultra gay no matter how I say it, but you're blond haired and have blue eyes, Im sure lots of chicks dig that kind of crap.
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:56 AM   #16349
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I regret making that post.
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Old 02-07-2011, 08:56 AM   #16350
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hahaha, that explains 2006 Compcat!
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