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Tuna Hematoma · 02-06-2011, 07:11 PM

A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am."

The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude.

"She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat."

"I am," replied the man. "How did you know?"

"Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me."

The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican."

"I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?"

"Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

Shaun · 02-06-2011, 08:36 PM

That story is a great example of what is really annoying about democrats and republicans. It's presented as a metaphor for objective reality, leading a reader to conclude reality favors democrats. The arrogance is astounding.

Like y'gotta ask yourself. Does the author have an agenda? What's his/her affiliation. Obviously there is some bias, so you'd be wrong not to take the story with a grain of salt.

Dominator Dan · 02-06-2011, 09:50 PM

You must be a Republican.

Slime · 02-06-2011, 10:01 PM

Tuna Hematoma · 02-07-2011, 03:25 AM

Bobby Swisha · 02-07-2011, 03:53 AM

Jonny Anson · 02-07-2011, 04:40 AM

Tuna Hematoma · 02-07-2011, 04:58 AM

Jonny Anson · 02-07-2011, 05:29 AM

Plus something a little funnier

Tuna Hematoma · 02-07-2011, 05:49 AM

Girls are like condoms. They spend more time in your wallet then they do on your dick.

Santiago · 02-07-2011, 06:09 AM

that's awesome!

I just had a huge fight with my best friend, man... he's the most socially awkward person ever, im SICK of him being silent all the time, and he got REALLY mad when I brought it up after we had a few glasses of whiskey; I don't have to deal with his bullshit anymore, fuck him.

Santiago · 02-07-2011, 06:17 AM

the worst part is, he wasn't always like this, he just got really weird after he smoked a lot of pot during high school, and I was hoping he'd change, I guess I was wrong.

Tuna Hematoma · 02-07-2011, 06:31 AM

Your friend sounds like a real winner... but how did you go about asking him? Were you insulting him while asking, or just generally asking and then he got all pissy? WHAT A BITCH

Anyway, I dunno if it's because I'm really tired and super bowl was today, but this is the funniest thing.

especially 2:00-2:15

Santiago · 02-07-2011, 06:48 AM

haha that was good! I find it amazing how some of these characters remain this funny even today; my friend Rachel (ana banana) is really into goofy, I think she'd appreciate this! walt disney was a visionary...

anyway, not gonna lie, I was drunk and annoyed, but his reaction was definitely disproportionate

Jonny Anson · 02-07-2011, 07:06 AM

Compcat · 02-07-2011, 07:52 AM

haha, i just realized, my entire past like 12 fucking years of life have been a long, painful process of denial of that fact that I'm just fuckin ugly.

Rman · 02-07-2011, 08:05 AM

post pics

Compcat · 02-07-2011, 08:27 AM

I will sometime within the next few days cuz i have to locate my camera.

Compcat · 02-07-2011, 08:39 AM

fuck it, here's some older pics

http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...7240 96_n.jpg
http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2933007_n.jpg
http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2341561_n.jpg
http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...6_489670_n.jpg

I'm a little high, but I swear this is a groundbreaking discovery for me. These are all pictures from somebody else's facebook. I would never put ANY of these in my facebook because up until now I simply did not believe that I was this ugly (or ugly at all tbh).

Santiago · 02-07-2011, 08:44 AM

dude, easy, you look fine, im sure I don't have to mention the fact there's not a single person in the world who's 100% satisfied with how they look.

Compcat · 02-07-2011, 08:46 AM

I know I'm not the elephant man or something, I just subconsciously thought I was Johnny Depp and have been freaked out about the fact that the world doesn't seem to be responding that way.

Santiago · 02-07-2011, 08:54 AM

this is gonna sound ultra gay no matter how I say it, but you're blond haired and have blue eyes, Im sure lots of chicks dig that kind of crap.

Santiago · 02-07-2011, 08:56 AM

I regret making that post.

Compcat · 02-07-2011, 08:56 AM

hahaha, that explains 2006 Compcat!

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02-06-2011, 08:36 PM	#16328
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	That story is a great example of what is really annoying about democrats and republicans. It's presented as a metaphor for objective reality, leading a reader to conclude reality favors democrats. The arrogance is astounding. Like y'gotta ask yourself. Does the author have an agenda? What's his/her affiliation. Obviously there is some bias, so you'd be wrong not to take the story with a grain of salt.
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02-07-2011, 06:09 AM	#16337
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	that's awesome! I just had a huge fight with my best friend, man... he's the most socially awkward person ever, im SICK of him being silent all the time, and he got REALLY mad when I brought it up after we had a few glasses of whiskey; I don't have to deal with his bullshit anymore, fuck him.
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471

02-07-2011, 06:17 AM	#16338
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	the worst part is, he wasn't always like this, he just got really weird after he smoked a lot of pot during high school, and I was hoping he'd change, I guess I was wrong.
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471

02-06-2011, 07:11 PM	#16327
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, "You're in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above ground elevation of 2,346 feet above sea level. You are at 31 degrees, 14.97 minutes north latitude and 100 degrees, 49.09 minutes west longitude. "She rolled her eyes and said, "You must be an Obama Democrat." "I am," replied the man. "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is technically correct. But I have no idea what to do with your information, and I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help to me." The man smiled and responded, "You must be a Republican." "I am," replied the balloonist. "How did you know?" "Well," said the man, "you don't know where you are or where you are going. You've risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise you have no idea how to keep, and you expect me to solve your problem. You're in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but somehow, now it's my fault."

02-06-2011, 09:50 PM	#16329
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	You must be a Republican.

02-07-2011, 03:25 AM	#16331
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02-07-2011, 04:58 AM	#16334
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02-07-2011, 05:29 AM	#16335
Jonny Anson Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,146	Plus something a little funnier

02-07-2011, 05:49 AM	#16336
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	Girls are like condoms. They spend more time in your wallet then they do on your dick.

02-07-2011, 06:31 AM	#16339
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	Your friend sounds like a real winner... but how did you go about asking him? Were you insulting him while asking, or just generally asking and then he got all pissy? WHAT A BITCH Anyway, I dunno if it's because I'm really tired and super bowl was today, but this is the funniest thing. especially 2:00-2:15

02-07-2011, 06:48 AM	#16340
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	haha that was good! I find it amazing how some of these characters remain this funny even today; my friend Rachel (ana banana) is really into goofy, I think she'd appreciate this! walt disney was a visionary... anyway, not gonna lie, I was drunk and annoyed, but his reaction was definitely disproportionate
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471

02-07-2011, 07:06 AM	#16341
Jonny Anson Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,146

02-07-2011, 07:52 AM	#16342
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810	haha, i just realized, my entire past like 12 fucking years of life have been a long, painful process of denial of that fact that I'm just fuckin ugly.
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810

02-07-2011, 08:05 AM	#16343
Rman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,282	post pics
Rman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,282

02-07-2011, 08:27 AM	#16344
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810	I will sometime within the next few days cuz i have to locate my camera.
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810

02-07-2011, 08:39 AM	#16345
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810	fuck it, here's some older pics http://a6.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...7240 96_n.jpg http://a8.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2933007_n.jpg http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot..._2341561_n.jpg http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphot...6_489670_n.jpg I'm a little high, but I swear this is a groundbreaking discovery for me. These are all pictures from somebody else's facebook. I would never put ANY of these in my facebook because up until now I simply did not believe that I was this ugly (or ugly at all tbh).
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810

02-07-2011, 08:44 AM	#16346
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	dude, easy, you look fine, im sure I don't have to mention the fact there's not a single person in the world who's 100% satisfied with how they look.
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471

02-07-2011, 08:46 AM	#16347
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810	I know I'm not the elephant man or something, I just subconsciously thought I was Johnny Depp and have been freaked out about the fact that the world doesn't seem to be responding that way.
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810

02-07-2011, 08:54 AM	#16348
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	this is gonna sound ultra gay no matter how I say it, but you're blond haired and have blue eyes, Im sure lots of chicks dig that kind of crap.
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471

02-07-2011, 08:56 AM	#16349
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	I regret making that post.
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471

02-07-2011, 08:56 AM	#16350
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810	hahaha, that explains 2006 Compcat!
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