Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 649

James McCloud · 01-29-2011, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Nickson

because it feels like you are fucking a pre-pubescent teenager

if only

Tuna Hematoma · 01-29-2011, 07:41 PM

What the know the trick to quit smoking?

DON'T DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

How do people even start smoking? What the fuck is wrong with you people.

HEY! I LOVE SMELLING LIKE SHIT! I LIKE HOW WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE THEY RECOIL BECAUSE OF THE STINK! I LOVE HOW EVERYTHING I OWN SMELLS OF SHIT! I ALSO LOVE BEING ADDICTED TO THINGS. I DON'T CARE THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAYS THAT SMOKING IS REALLY HARD TO GIVE UP, I'M GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY BECAUSE I LOVE PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH HELL. I SECRETLY SMOKE BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF, HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ALSO CANCER EVENTUALLY... everything gives you cancer these days, BUT STILL!

Orcus · 01-29-2011, 08:00 PM

Slade · 01-29-2011, 08:27 PM

ahahahaha

Shaun · 01-29-2011, 08:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

What the know the trick to quit smoking?

DON'T DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE.

How do people even start smoking? What the fuck is wrong with you people.

HEY! I LOVE SMELLING LIKE SHIT! I LIKE HOW WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE THEY RECOIL BECAUSE OF THE STINK! I LOVE HOW EVERYTHING I OWN SMELLS OF SHIT! I ALSO LOVE BEING ADDICTED TO THINGS. I DON'T CARE THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAYS THAT SMOKING IS REALLY HARD TO GIVE UP, I'M GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY BECAUSE I LOVE PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH HELL. I SECRETLY SMOKE BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF, HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

ALSO CANCER EVENTUALLY... everything gives you cancer these days, BUT STILL!

I'm trying to quit! you dickhead

I'm pretty sure all smokers are suicidal to some degree. Yes we hate ourselves, and our lives, and wish we were dead. That's the point. Happy now? Now stfu and quit pretending to cough when you see us from 30 feet away.

Shaun · 01-29-2011, 08:30 PM

speaking of enjoying being addicted to things, I drink about triple the coffee when not smoking!

Tuna Hematoma · 01-29-2011, 08:31 PM

That's kinda sad. Let me hold you.

Shaun · 01-29-2011, 08:39 PM

I'm also addicted to heroin, and suck dick for it.

Shaun · 01-29-2011, 08:44 PM

oh man I've had a lot of coffee today...

woke up, 16 oz. cup.
2 24 oz. cups at work. (Paul Newman's owns)
then I was like, "eh I haven't had Dunkin' Donuts in a while" and I actually paid money for another 16. oz cup.
Then I made another cup about an hour later.
and now I'm making one more before I call it a day...

Santiago · 01-30-2011, 12:46 AM

I quit smoking cold turkey earlier this year, pretty easy so far; I just have this constant sensation that something's lacking, but that's about it really...

Tuna Hematoma · 01-30-2011, 05:46 AM

Jonny Anson · 01-30-2011, 05:54 AM

I never thought I'd be saying this, but I now envy the Smackdown Vs. Raw game we use for WLA matches after seeing this.

Tuna Hematoma · 01-30-2011, 06:24 AM

Skittlebrau · 01-30-2011, 06:52 AM

Hahaha, I thought that was going to be completely lame, but Nash, Jim The Anvil, and Roddy Piper were awesome.

Beast · 01-30-2011, 10:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

I had that game, it sucked. The videos were easily the best part.

Skitch · 01-30-2011, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

oh man I've had a lot of coffee today...

woke up, 16 oz. cup.
2 24 oz. cups at work. (Paul Newman's owns)
then I was like, "eh I haven't had Dunkin' Donuts in a while" and I actually paid money for another 16. oz cup.
Then I made another cup about an hour later.
and now I'm making one more before I call it a day...

This is me like every day. Yeah I'm probably going to die.

Happyjuice · 01-30-2011, 03:54 PM

Bravoie · 01-30-2011, 04:15 PM

Shaun · 01-30-2011, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Happyjuice

Hey Shaun just quit cold turkey trust me thats what I did you just need to man up and NEVER SMOKE ANOTHER CIGARETTE AFTER READING THIS POST. You may have shitty cravings, but for me a lot of it was just changing my ROUTINE because smoking was such a part of everything (stuck in traffic...light up a cig, going to work...light up a cig, on break at work...light up a cig, just finished smoking a bowl...light up a cig, just had a big meal...etc etc etc etc) that I basically just told myself "okay evan quit being a bitch, I know a lot of PUSSIES who quit smoking cigarettes cold turkey, am I less manly than THOSE PUSSIES!?!?!" and I quit.

They sell flavored toothpicks at your local grocery store, its like 2$ for 30 of em or something, if you have an oral fixation whenever you're craving a cigarette just start chewing on one of those toothpicks. But obviously everybody has a different body so quitting can be harder for some people than others but don't REPLACE cigarettes with coffee....thats bad.

I am going cold turkey, though! This is still cold turkey. No nicotine at all for 3 days! Coffee is really easy to give up... just cause I had a ton yesterday doesn't mean I am addicted. My cigarette replacement could just as easily be KFC or candy or porn. After work I am like, "I deserve a reward [cigarette] for working hard all day." I just really like coffee. But if it were summer I might've gotten an expensive lemonade or something. THIS IS STILL COLD TURKEY. I AM MAN.

Tuna Hematoma · 01-30-2011, 04:49 PM

http://www.vintagecomputing.com/index.php/archives/183

NearHi · 01-30-2011, 04:50 PM

Fucking loved Scorched Earth

Jonny Anson · 01-30-2011, 08:28 PM

I always manage to confuse Scorched Earth with being this game.

Happyjuice · 12:25 AM

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Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	speaking of enjoying being addicted to things, I drink about triple the coffee when not smoking!
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01-29-2011, 07:41 PM	#16204
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	What the know the trick to quit smoking? DON'T DO IT IN THE FIRST PLACE. How do people even start smoking? What the fuck is wrong with you people. HEY! I LOVE SMELLING LIKE SHIT! I LIKE HOW WHEN I TALK TO PEOPLE THEY RECOIL BECAUSE OF THE STINK! I LOVE HOW EVERYTHING I OWN SMELLS OF SHIT! I ALSO LOVE BEING ADDICTED TO THINGS. I DON'T CARE THAT EVERYONE ELSE SAYS THAT SMOKING IS REALLY HARD TO GIVE UP, I'M GOING TO DO IT ANYWAY BECAUSE I LOVE PUTTING MYSELF THROUGH HELL. I SECRETLY SMOKE BECAUSE I HATE MYSELF, HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR ALSO CANCER EVENTUALLY... everything gives you cancer these days, BUT STILL!

01-29-2011, 08:31 PM	#16209
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	That's kinda sad. Let me hold you.

01-29-2011, 08:44 PM	#16211
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	oh man I've had a lot of coffee today... woke up, 16 oz. cup. 2 24 oz. cups at work. (Paul Newman's owns) then I was like, "eh I haven't had Dunkin' Donuts in a while" and I actually paid money for another 16. oz cup. Then I made another cup about an hour later. and now I'm making one more before I call it a day...
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01-30-2011, 12:46 AM	#16212
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	I quit smoking cold turkey earlier this year, pretty easy so far; I just have this constant sensation that something's lacking, but that's about it really...
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Jonny Anson Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,146	I never thought I'd be saying this, but I now envy the Smackdown Vs. Raw game we use for WLA matches after seeing this.

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Skittlebrau Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,804	Hahaha, I thought that was going to be completely lame, but Nash, Jim The Anvil, and Roddy Piper were awesome.

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Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	http://www.vintagecomputing.com/index.php/archives/183

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NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	Fucking loved Scorched Earth
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