Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 645

NearHi · 01-24-2011, 07:34 AM

"It's a ghost balluurrrhhh."

Compcat · 01-24-2011, 07:50 AM

hahaha, their reaction is perfect.

Tuna Hematoma · 01-24-2011, 05:34 PM

If anyone has gone to play minigolf at Cedar Point in Ohio, I got a hole-in-one on the final hole. It was amazing.

Air Rick · 01-24-2011, 06:05 PM

An Eschatological Laundry List
A Partial Register of the 927 Eternal Truths

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

1. This is it!

2. There are no hidden meanings.

3. You can't get there from here, and besides there is no place else to go.

4. We are all already dying, and we will be dead for a long time.

5. Nothing lasts.

6. There is no way of getting all you want.

7. You can't have anything until you let go of it.

8. You only get to keep what you give away.

9. There is no particular reason why you lost out on some things.

10. The world is not necessarily just, being good often does not pay
off and there is no compensation for misfortune.

11. You have a responsibility to do your best nonetheless.

12. It is a random universe to which we bring meaning.

13. You don't really control anything.

14. You can't make anyone love you.

15. No one is any stronger or weaker than anyone else.

16. Everyone is, in their own way vulnerable.

17. There are no great people.

18. If you have a hero, look again; You have diminished yourself in some way.

19. Everyone lies, cheats & pretends.

20. All evil is potential vitality in need of transformation.

21. All of you is worth something, if you will only own it.

22. Progress is an illusion.

23. Evil can be displaced but never eradicated, as all solutions breed new problems.

24. Yet it is necessary to keep struggling toward solution.

25. Childhood is a nightmare.

26. But it is very hard to be an on-your-own, take-care-of-yourself-cause
there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you grown up.

27. Each of us is ultimately alone.

28. The most important things, each person must do for themselves.

29. Love is not enough, but it sure helps.

30. We have only ourselves, and one another. That may not be much, but that's all there is.

31. How strange, that so often, it all seems worth it.

32. We must live with the ambiguity of partial freedom,
partial power and partial knowledge.

33. All important decisions must be made on the basis of insufficient data.

34. Yet we are responsible for everything we do.

35.No excuses will be accepted.

36. You can run, but you can't hide.

37. It is most important to run out of scapegoats.

38. We must learn the power of living with our helplessness.

39. The only victory, lies in surrender to oneself.

40. All of the significant battles are waged within yourself.

41. You are free to do whatever you like. You need only face the consequences.

42. What do you know……..for sure……….. anyway?

43. Learn to forgive yourself, again and again and again and again.

Originally conceived by Sheldon Kopp, author of:
"If You Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him!" and
"Even A Stone Can Be A Teacher"

Tuna Hematoma · 01-24-2011, 08:20 PM

Tuna Hematoma · 01-24-2011, 08:21 PM

interesting

Skittlebrau · 01-24-2011, 10:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

If anyone has gone to play minigolf at Cedar Point in Ohio, I got a hole-in-one on the final hole. It was amazing.

Holy shit.

Shaun · 01-25-2011, 01:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Ryan

Originally conceived by Sheldon Kopp, author of:
"If You Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him!"

see, I was reading this list, and I was thinking, how are these eternal truths, and not just personal philosophies? the list reads like a Facebook profile. who the hell is this guy? at least the buddha has a billion or so followers... (since he's literally enlightened) proof that even if you're a published author you can still be a huge idiot.

Jonny Anson · 01-25-2011, 01:41 AM

Really? I was under the assumption he was just a huge dick.

Tuna Hematoma · 01-25-2011, 03:36 AM

Ronaldo got fat.

Jonny Anson · 01-25-2011, 05:24 AM

Meanwhile in 2007.

Compcat · 01-25-2011, 05:56 AM

Apfigur · 01-25-2011, 07:42 AM

BjergClimber · 01-25-2011, 12:40 PM

I swear I've seen those in a store before.

Beast · 01-25-2011, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Skittlebrau

Opheox · 01-25-2011, 06:20 PM

Which ronaldo is that?

Tuna Hematoma · 01-25-2011, 06:48 PM

The fat one, obviously.

Slime · 01-25-2011, 06:52 PM

the fart one

Trooper · 01-25-2011, 07:15 PM

That baby is so black.

Slime · 01-26-2011, 12:19 AM

*logs onto youtube*
*considers checking Popular section*
*sees 5 Shaytards and ShaneDawson videos*
*leaves*

Slime · 01-26-2011, 12:20 AM

holy shit how are they not paying someone good to develop quality content, how is fucking Shaytards on the front page every day, what the fuck, they have so much money, make the site like a quality TV channel, not random vlog bullshit

Tuna Hematoma · 01-26-2011, 12:23 AM

He's got cute kids. Lots of pedophiles on the internet.

Compcat · 01-26-2011, 03:03 AM

James McCloud · 01-26-2011, 09:57 AM

that dog is too damn creepy

Shaun · 01-26-2011, 11:46 AM

Has anyone read the "Dating: It's Complicated" column on collegehumor? God damn that shit is funny. My favorite one is something like:

I arrived at this girl's house for our first date. She wasn't ready yet, so I went to use the bathroom. I put up the toilet seat and saw floating the biggest dump I have ever laid eyes upon... I didn't say anything. The date went well. I ended up seeing her for two years after that.

01-24-2011, 07:34 AM	#16101
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	"It's a ghost balluurrrhhh."
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

01-24-2011, 07:50 AM	#16102
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810	hahaha, their reaction is perfect.
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810

01-24-2011, 06:05 PM	#16104
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	An Eschatological Laundry List A Partial Register of the 927 Eternal Truths -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. This is it! 2. There are no hidden meanings. 3. You can't get there from here, and besides there is no place else to go. 4. We are all already dying, and we will be dead for a long time. 5. Nothing lasts. 6. There is no way of getting all you want. 7. You can't have anything until you let go of it. 8. You only get to keep what you give away. 9. There is no particular reason why you lost out on some things. 10. The world is not necessarily just, being good often does not pay off and there is no compensation for misfortune. 11. You have a responsibility to do your best nonetheless. 12. It is a random universe to which we bring meaning. 13. You don't really control anything. 14. You can't make anyone love you. 15. No one is any stronger or weaker than anyone else. 16. Everyone is, in their own way vulnerable. 17. There are no great people. 18. If you have a hero, look again; You have diminished yourself in some way. 19. Everyone lies, cheats & pretends. 20. All evil is potential vitality in need of transformation. 21. All of you is worth something, if you will only own it. 22. Progress is an illusion. 23. Evil can be displaced but never eradicated, as all solutions breed new problems. 24. Yet it is necessary to keep struggling toward solution. 25. Childhood is a nightmare. 26. But it is very hard to be an on-your-own, take-care-of-yourself-cause there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you grown up. 27. Each of us is ultimately alone. 28. The most important things, each person must do for themselves. 29. Love is not enough, but it sure helps. 30. We have only ourselves, and one another. That may not be much, but that's all there is. 31. How strange, that so often, it all seems worth it. 32. We must live with the ambiguity of partial freedom, partial power and partial knowledge. 33. All important decisions must be made on the basis of insufficient data. 34. Yet we are responsible for everything we do. 35.No excuses will be accepted. 36. You can run, but you can't hide. 37. It is most important to run out of scapegoats. 38. We must learn the power of living with our helplessness. 39. The only victory, lies in surrender to oneself. 40. All of the significant battles are waged within yourself. 41. You are free to do whatever you like. You need only face the consequences. 42. What do you know……..for sure……….. anyway? 43. Learn to forgive yourself, again and again and again and again. Originally conceived by Sheldon Kopp, author of: "If You Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him!" and "Even A Stone Can Be A Teacher"
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01-24-2011, 05:34 PM	#16103
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	If anyone has gone to play minigolf at Cedar Point in Ohio, I got a hole-in-one on the final hole. It was amazing.

01-24-2011, 08:20 PM	#16105
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055

01-24-2011, 08:21 PM	#16106
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	interesting

01-25-2011, 01:41 AM	#16109
Jonny Anson Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,146	Really? I was under the assumption he was just a huge dick.

01-25-2011, 03:36 AM	#16110
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	Ronaldo got fat.

01-25-2011, 05:24 AM	#16111
Jonny Anson Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,146	Meanwhile in 2007.

01-25-2011, 12:40 PM	#16114
BjergClimber Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 738	I swear I've seen those in a store before.
BjergClimber Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 738

01-25-2011, 06:20 PM	#16116
Opheox Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,513	Which ronaldo is that?
Opheox Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,513

01-25-2011, 06:48 PM	#16117
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	The fat one, obviously.

01-25-2011, 06:52 PM	#16118
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	the fart one
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

01-25-2011, 07:15 PM	#16119
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	That baby is so black.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

01-26-2011, 12:19 AM	#16120
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	logs onto youtube considers checking Popular section sees 5 Shaytards and ShaneDawson videos leaves
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

01-26-2011, 12:20 AM	#16121
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	holy shit how are they not paying someone good to develop quality content, how is fucking Shaytards on the front page every day, what the fuck, they have so much money, make the site like a quality TV channel, not random vlog bullshit
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

01-26-2011, 12:23 AM	#16122
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	He's got cute kids. Lots of pedophiles on the internet.

01-26-2011, 03:03 AM	#16123
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810

01-26-2011, 09:57 AM	#16124
James McCloud Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,214	that dog is too damn creepy

01-26-2011, 11:46 AM	#16125
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	Has anyone read the "Dating: It's Complicated" column on collegehumor? God damn that shit is funny. My favorite one is something like: I arrived at this girl's house for our first date. She wasn't ready yet, so I went to use the bathroom. I put up the toilet seat and saw floating the biggest dump I have ever laid eyes upon... I didn't say anything. The date went well. I ended up seeing her for two years after that.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

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