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Old 01-24-2011, 07:34 AM   #16101
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"It's a ghost balluurrrhhh."


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Old 01-24-2011, 07:50 AM   #16102
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hahaha, their reaction is perfect.
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Old 01-24-2011, 05:34 PM   #16103
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If anyone has gone to play minigolf at Cedar Point in Ohio, I got a hole-in-one on the final hole. It was amazing.


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Old 01-24-2011, 06:05 PM   #16104
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An Eschatological Laundry List
A Partial Register of the 927 Eternal Truths


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1. This is it!

2. There are no hidden meanings.

3. You can't get there from here, and besides there is no place else to go.

4. We are all already dying, and we will be dead for a long time.

5. Nothing lasts.

6. There is no way of getting all you want.

7. You can't have anything until you let go of it.

8. You only get to keep what you give away.

9. There is no particular reason why you lost out on some things.

10. The world is not necessarily just, being good often does not pay
off and there is no compensation for misfortune.

11. You have a responsibility to do your best nonetheless.

12. It is a random universe to which we bring meaning.

13. You don't really control anything.

14. You can't make anyone love you.

15. No one is any stronger or weaker than anyone else.

16. Everyone is, in their own way vulnerable.

17. There are no great people.

18. If you have a hero, look again; You have diminished yourself in some way.

19. Everyone lies, cheats & pretends.

20. All evil is potential vitality in need of transformation.

21. All of you is worth something, if you will only own it.

22. Progress is an illusion.

23. Evil can be displaced but never eradicated, as all solutions breed new problems.

24. Yet it is necessary to keep struggling toward solution.

25. Childhood is a nightmare.

26. But it is very hard to be an on-your-own, take-care-of-yourself-cause
there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you grown up.

27. Each of us is ultimately alone.

28. The most important things, each person must do for themselves.

29. Love is not enough, but it sure helps.

30. We have only ourselves, and one another. That may not be much, but that's all there is.

31. How strange, that so often, it all seems worth it.

32. We must live with the ambiguity of partial freedom,
partial power and partial knowledge.

33. All important decisions must be made on the basis of insufficient data.

34. Yet we are responsible for everything we do.

35.No excuses will be accepted.

36. You can run, but you can't hide.

37. It is most important to run out of scapegoats.

38. We must learn the power of living with our helplessness.

39. The only victory, lies in surrender to oneself.

40. All of the significant battles are waged within yourself.

41. You are free to do whatever you like. You need only face the consequences.

42. What do you know……..for sure……….. anyway?

43. Learn to forgive yourself, again and again and again and again.

Originally conceived by Sheldon Kopp, author of:
"If You Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him!" and
"Even A Stone Can Be A Teacher"
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Old 01-24-2011, 08:20 PM   #16105
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Old 01-24-2011, 08:21 PM   #16106
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Old 01-24-2011, 10:04 PM   #16107
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If anyone has gone to play minigolf at Cedar Point in Ohio, I got a hole-in-one on the final hole. It was amazing.
Holy shit.
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Old 01-25-2011, 01:32 AM   #16108
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Originally conceived by Sheldon Kopp, author of:
"If You Meet the Buddha on the Road, Kill Him!"
see, I was reading this list, and I was thinking, how are these eternal truths, and not just personal philosophies? the list reads like a Facebook profile. who the hell is this guy? at least the buddha has a billion or so followers... (since he's literally enlightened) proof that even if you're a published author you can still be a huge idiot.
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Old 01-25-2011, 01:41 AM   #16109
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Really? I was under the assumption he was just a huge dick.
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Old 01-25-2011, 03:36 AM   #16110
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Ronaldo got fat.


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Old 01-25-2011, 05:24 AM   #16111
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Meanwhile in 2007.

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Old 01-25-2011, 05:56 AM   #16112
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Old 01-25-2011, 07:42 AM   #16113
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Old 01-25-2011, 12:40 PM   #16114
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I swear I've seen those in a store before.
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Old 01-25-2011, 01:41 PM   #16115
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Old 01-25-2011, 06:20 PM   #16116
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Which ronaldo is that?


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Old 01-25-2011, 06:48 PM   #16117
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The fat one, obviously.


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Old 01-25-2011, 06:52 PM   #16118
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Old 01-25-2011, 07:15 PM   #16119
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That baby is so black.


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Old 01-26-2011, 12:19 AM   #16120
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*logs onto youtube*
*considers checking Popular section*
*sees 5 Shaytards and ShaneDawson videos*
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Old 01-26-2011, 12:20 AM   #16121
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holy shit how are they not paying someone good to develop quality content, how is fucking Shaytards on the front page every day, what the fuck, they have so much money, make the site like a quality TV channel, not random vlog bullshit
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Old 01-26-2011, 12:23 AM   #16122
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He's got cute kids. Lots of pedophiles on the internet.


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Old 01-26-2011, 03:03 AM   #16123
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Old 01-26-2011, 09:57 AM   #16124
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Old 01-26-2011, 11:46 AM   #16125
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Has anyone read the "Dating: It's Complicated" column on collegehumor? God damn that shit is funny. My favorite one is something like:

I arrived at this girl's house for our first date. She wasn't ready yet, so I went to use the bathroom. I put up the toilet seat and saw floating the biggest dump I have ever laid eyes upon... I didn't say anything. The date went well. I ended up seeing her for two years after that.
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