Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 594

Mabdog · 11-01-2010, 08:36 PM

hahahhaahahaah

AR-Raven · 11-01-2010, 08:48 PM

less than 200 posts till post 15,000

Air Rick · 11-01-2010, 09:03 PM

Nixon · 11-01-2010, 09:10 PM

Tuna Hematoma · 11-01-2010, 09:33 PM

...that was SHIT

Lord Blazer · 11-01-2010, 09:47 PM

That wasn't a pun or play on words at all

bl0ppin · 11-02-2010, 12:08 AM

Awful.

Lord Blazer · 11-02-2010, 05:57 AM

On vacation in Vegas the hotel we stayed in had a really cool toilet with pre-heated seats, and a bidet system attached to it with varying levels of water pressure from 3 to 11 (why the arbitrary numbers I don't know).

Well, in the spirit of Vegas, I cranked that shit up to 11 and got, from the traumatic snippets my brain can reliably recall, assraped by water. Anyways for the remainder of the trip I was afraid to sit down ans so I played the only game you can play standing up: craps.

The pun was lost on me.

Lord Blazer · 11-02-2010, 06:05 AM

holy shit

Quote:

The cremasteric reflex is a superficial reflex observed in human males.
This reflex is elicited by lightly stroking the superior and medial (inner) part of the thigh.[1] The normal response is a contraction of the cremaster muscle that pulls up the scrotum and testis on the side stroked.
More specifically, the reflex utilizes sensory and motor fibers of the genitofemoral nerve, formed by fibers from both the L1 and L2 spinal nerves. When the inner thigh is stroked, sensory fibers of the femoral branch of the genitofemoral nerve and the ilioinguinal nerve are stimulated. These synapse in the spinal cord and activate the motor fibers of the genital branch of the genitofemoral nerve which causes the cremaster muscle to contract and elevate the testis.
In boys, this reflex may be exaggerated, and this can lead to the mistaken diagnosis of undescended testes.
Cremasteric reflex may be absent with: testicular torsion, upper and lower motor neuron disorders, as well as a spine injury of L1-L2.
The cremasteric reflex can be helpful in recognizing testicular emergencies. The presence of the cremasteric reflex does not eliminate testicular torsion from a differential diagnosis, but it does broaden the possibilities to included epidydimitis, or other causes of scrotal and testicular pain. In any event, if testicular torsion cannot be definitively eliminated in an expeditious manner, a testicular doppler scan or exploratory surgical intervention should be implemented to prevent loss of the testicle.

I need to try this right now

NearHi · 11-02-2010, 06:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Blazer

Well, in the spirit of Vegas, I cranked that shit up to 11 and got, from the traumatic snippets my brain can reliably recall, assraped by water.

Slime · 11-02-2010, 07:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Blazer

That wasn't a pun or play on words at all

haha really, wtf was the point of that

NearHi · 11-02-2010, 08:33 AM

LOHR!
Beat everyone to the punch.
Mix "The Rent is too Damn High"!!

Slime · 11-02-2010, 07:33 PM

Haha, he needs to be remixed. I'm sure there's tons of shitty ones already. Anyway, I'm getting paid to do some remixes which is why I haven't been doing fun ones for Youtube.

Slime · 07:09 AM

Slade · 11-02-2010, 08:52 PM

Lord Blazer · 11-02-2010, 09:23 PM

Cool beans:

Lord Blazer · 11-03-2010, 06:28 AM

Compcat · 11-03-2010, 08:09 AM

testing

Compcat · 11-03-2010, 08:10 AM

Tuna Hematoma · 11-03-2010, 09:05 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpA0RBv4a30

Shaun · 11-03-2010, 11:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compcat

Is this the Sims 3?? I want to make a bunch of 3dmm actors now

Shaun · 11-03-2010, 11:29 AM

This has been bothering me for a while but it's too petty to deserve its own thread.

Maybe someone who plays guitar can emphasize with me.

I have a friend who is like, rhythmically retarded. He has NO rhythm whatsoever. I've never heard him so much as hum a tune. Because he's insecure, he will sometimes semantically memorize song lyrics and sing them whenever we're in the car together. Even doing that, it's still clear has no rhythm at all. Like it's a stretch to say he's even in sync with the song, let alone hitting the right notes. He could never recall how a song goes if he goes a weak without hearing it.

So a few months ago, he's like, "I'm going to learn guitar!" so he goes out and fricken buys two guitars. So he learns like 4 chords and suddenly he's a guitar player. He exaggerates and says he's been playing for a year, yet all he can play is the intro to Wonderwall and the intro to Hey There Delilah.

It's like me saying I can speak Spanish because I know like 50 words.

Then he posts pictures of himself on facebook strumming. and every girl on his page is like, "you play guitar??" What he told me he does is, some girl will ask him to play a song, then he'll feign disinterest after like 30 seconds.

fuck my life

Tuna Hematoma · 11-03-2010, 11:53 AM

I like you Shaun

Happyjuice · 11-03-2010, 01:59 PM

11-01-2010, 08:36 PM	#14827
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Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	...that was SHIT

11-01-2010, 09:47 PM	#14832
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	That wasn't a pun or play on words at all

11-02-2010, 05:57 AM	#14834
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	On vacation in Vegas the hotel we stayed in had a really cool toilet with pre-heated seats, and a bidet system attached to it with varying levels of water pressure from 3 to 11 (why the arbitrary numbers I don't know). Well, in the spirit of Vegas, I cranked that shit up to 11 and got, from the traumatic snippets my brain can reliably recall, assraped by water. Anyways for the remainder of the trip I was afraid to sit down ans so I played the only game you can play standing up: craps. The pun was lost on me.

11-02-2010, 08:33 AM	#14838
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	LOHR! Beat everyone to the punch. Mix "The Rent is too Damn High"!!
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

11-02-2010, 07:33 PM	#14839
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	Haha, he needs to be remixed. I'm sure there's tons of shitty ones already. Anyway, I'm getting paid to do some remixes which is why I haven't been doing fun ones for Youtube.
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

11-02-2010, 07:34 PM	#14840
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11-03-2010, 11:29 AM	#14848
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	This has been bothering me for a while but it's too petty to deserve its own thread. Maybe someone who plays guitar can emphasize with me. I have a friend who is like, rhythmically retarded. He has NO rhythm whatsoever. I've never heard him so much as hum a tune. Because he's insecure, he will sometimes semantically memorize song lyrics and sing them whenever we're in the car together. Even doing that, it's still clear has no rhythm at all. Like it's a stretch to say he's even in sync with the song, let alone hitting the right notes. He could never recall how a song goes if he goes a weak without hearing it. So a few months ago, he's like, "I'm going to learn guitar!" so he goes out and fricken buys two guitars. So he learns like 4 chords and suddenly he's a guitar player. He exaggerates and says he's been playing for a year, yet all he can play is the intro to Wonderwall and the intro to Hey There Delilah. It's like me saying I can speak Spanish because I know like 50 words. Then he posts pictures of himself on facebook strumming. and every girl on his page is like, "you play guitar??" What he told me he does is, some girl will ask him to play a song, then he'll feign disinterest after like 30 seconds. fuck my life
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

11-03-2010, 11:53 AM	#14849
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	I like you Shaun

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