Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 532

Slime · 08-11-2010, 06:46 AM

oh noooo i forgot to put a pound sound when he bashes his fist into the ground after swinging the lamp. FUCK. also his jump is a little too loud i think

Slime · 08-11-2010, 08:27 AM

haha i got one of my hot subscribers to send me a video of her making drum noises to be remixed into a beat. its a pretty funny video

NearHi · 08-11-2010, 08:34 AM

HEY FAGGOTS I JUST SCORED EVANDER HOLYFEILDS PHONE NUMBER!!

NearHi · 08-11-2010, 08:42 AM

http://wimp.com/samsungssds/

This link will make you nerd jizz in your pants so very hard.
I blew my zipper off.

NearHi · 08-11-2010, 09:05 AM

A Chat with my friend that followed viewing that video:

Bryce: that would be the shit
Shimmy: that would be..... hnnngggggggg
Bryce: but then again.... I'd prolly try to get 2 6cores
Shimmy: haha
Shimmy: could you imagin
Shimmy: that thing would challenge the internet
Bryce: hahaha
Shimmy: that raid array is ridiculous fast... add that to a 12 cores....
Bryce: yeah
Bryce: I think an awesomeness singularity might actually open at the point at which the finger presses the power button on the tower...
Shimmy: haha
Shimmy: YES
Shimmy: i agree
Bryce: then an explosion of awesome, righteous information would flow out
Bryce: all strings of the awesomeness singularity, flowing down to this one
Shimmy: hehe
Bryce: discharging thier awesomeness to that one point
Bryce: in a calvacade of double, NAY.. TRIPPLE RAINBOWS
Bryce: all points in Awsome-Time draining to the Radical-Boson ( what we'll call this ellusive singularity ) like the stems of a lighting bolt discharging it's electrons into the point the plasma meets the dirt.
Bryce: This, would be our moment, Joshua.
Bryce: We'd become entangled in the flow of awesome
Bryce: becoming more immortal than 9000 Gods enbodied in the buh-buh-buh-balls of Chuck Norris
Bryce: We'll float on, forever, in anything that is right, and just in the world.
Bryce: No man would pose a threat over our smiles more than it's smallest termite...
Bryce: Sandwiches, would be ours until the ends of warp speed.
Bryce: We'll ride Morgan Freeman Centuars
Bryce: Our voices, forever AutoTuned by golded harps

NearHi · 08-11-2010, 09:13 AM

Shimmy: "Sandwiches, would be ours until the ends of warp speed." rofl
Bryce: We need to build a computer like that...
Shimmy: yeah we do
Bryce: We'll call it.... Project A
Bryce: ooh
Shimmy: but we also need to hook up like... 4 or 6, 30inch monitors to it too
Bryce: spooky
Bryce: and mysterious
Bryce: well, yeah
Bryce: and maybe one more 42" tv... for good measure
Shimmy: hah
Shimmy: yeah
Shimmy: we'll contruct it in a secret room
Bryce: made of modular panels on hydraulic pistons
Shimmy: lol yes

NearHi · 08-11-2010, 09:14 AM

I'M COMBINING MY LAST THREE POSTS INTO ONE MEGA POST!
IT WILL BE TL;DR, BUT I CAREST NOT!

NearHi · 08-11-2010, 09:15 AM

http://wimp.com/samsungssds/

This link will make you nerd jizz in your pants so very hard.
I blew my zipper off.

A Chat with my friend that followed viewing that video:

Bryce: that would be the shit
Shimmy: that would be..... hnnngggggggg
Bryce: but then again.... I'd prolly try to get 2 6cores
Shimmy: haha
Shimmy: could you imagin
Shimmy: that thing would challenge the internet
Bryce: hahaha
Shimmy: that raid array is ridiculous fast... add that to a 12 cores....
Bryce: yeah
Bryce: I think an awesomeness singularity might actually open at the point at which the finger presses the power button on the tower...
Shimmy: haha
Shimmy: YES
Shimmy: i agree
Bryce: then an explosion of awesome, righteous information would flow out
Bryce: all strings of the awesomeness singularity, flowing down to this one
Shimmy: hehe
Bryce: discharging thier awesomeness to that one point
Bryce: in a calvacade of double, NAY.. TRIPPLE RAINBOWS
Bryce: all points in Awsome-Time draining to the Radical-Boson ( what we'll call this ellusive singularity ) like the stems of a lighting bolt discharging it's electrons into the point the plasma meets the dirt.
Bryce: This, would be our moment, Joshua.
Bryce: We'd become entangled in the flow of awesome
Bryce: becoming more immortal than 9000 Gods enbodied in the buh-buh-buh-balls of Chuck Norris
Bryce: We'll float on, forever, in anything that is right, and just in the world.
Bryce: No man would pose a threat over our smiles more than it's smallest termite...
Bryce: Sandwiches, would be ours until the ends of warp speed.
Bryce: We'll ride Morgan Freeman Centuars
Bryce: Our voices, forever AutoTuned by golded harps
Shimmy: "Sandwiches, would be ours until the ends of warp speed." rofl
Bryce: We need to build a computer like that...
Shimmy: yeah we do
Bryce: We'll call it.... Project A
Bryce: ooh
Shimmy: but we also need to hook up like... 4 or 6, 30inch monitors to it too
Bryce: spooky
Bryce: and mysterious
Bryce: well, yeah
Bryce: and maybe one more 42" tv... for good measure
Shimmy: hah
Shimmy: yeah
Shimmy: we'll contruct it in a secret room
Bryce: made of modular panels on hydraulic pistons
Shimmy: lol yes

Crazy Ivan · 08-11-2010, 10:49 AM

What the fuck, how could you possibly think that conversation is interesting to read?

Lord Blazer · 08-11-2010, 12:32 PM

Nixon · 08-11-2010, 01:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lohr

I added sound to this video. The framerate isn't the best, but I posted my copy unlisted so that nobody sees it. I sent the audio file to the animator, and I hope that he likes it enough to add it to HIS copy.

This actually took me like, 3 hours. I got way too into the little details... I even found 2 sword sounds, edited one for when the tip of the sword hits the ground to match the other's sound when it lays flat. But in the finished video you can't even hear small details like that, cause of the tank music.

haha thats awesome, hopefully he gives you credit for it

Lizard · 08-11-2010, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Blazer

I like this.

Air Rick · 08-11-2010, 03:02 PM

NearHi · 08-11-2010, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Ivan

What the fuck, how could you possibly think that conversation is interesting to read?

I usually think this about "The Rig," but, ya know, I keep to myself because I'm not an asshole.

Slime · 08-11-2010, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Nickson

haha thats awesome, hopefully he gives you credit for it

He said he wants to use it if there's a way to add audio to the video track on youtube, but that he doesn't want to re-upload the video

at least he liked it

Tuna Hematoma · 08-11-2010, 06:05 PM

well the jumping thing was dumb.. it's SSD.. SOLID STATE.. means NO MOVING PARTS
52:58
and they had.. 24 SSD's.. 1x 256G SSG is about $530 so nearly $13,000 just for the drives
53:16
then they defragged it.. like WTF.. you do NOT defrag SSD's...
tuna 1:55 PM
why don't you defrag ssds?
wow 1:57 PM
defraging is to get the bits of data all in a 'line' so the reading head on the spinning hdd doesn't have to move. a SSD has no moving parts. the diffrence between getting data at the begining or the end of the drive is nil.. a old style spinning hdd it could be 1-12 milliseconds or some such
00:36
the crysis thing was pretty dumb too.. games load at the start, then little bits as you play (depending on the game). so the game would start faster on that machine. but that's it. 12 seconds vs 1 minute to start. whopee
02:44
using xeon's was kinda dumb too. hell using 2 CPU's was rather odd. and the RAM was slow.
02:48
wonder how old this is..
04:11
and there is no way they needed 2 1000W power supplies.

Air Rick · 08-11-2010, 06:18 PM

Slime · 01:01 AM

Shaun · 08-11-2010, 06:51 PM

If I had $13,000 I would pay it for a computer that fast

Nixon · 08-11-2010, 06:55 PM

TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST

Air Rick · 08-11-2010, 07:03 PM

"Elaine got the feeling that Gary planned to stay in the bathroom for a long time."

NearHi · 08-11-2010, 07:10 PM

Hey Guys! You wanna sausage roll!?

The original sausage roll:

NearHi · 08-11-2010, 07:10 PM

I made a great invention!

Tuna Hematoma · 08-11-2010, 07:11 PM

amazing, pm this to brad/clough

edit - haha, BAAAAAM!!!

Tuna Hematoma · 08-11-2010, 08:02 PM

http://kotaku.com/5609770/rumor-bord...-nukem-forever
lol

08-11-2010, 06:46 AM	#13276
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	oh noooo i forgot to put a pound sound when he bashes his fist into the ground after swinging the lamp. FUCK. also his jump is a little too loud i think
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-11-2010, 08:27 AM	#13277
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	haha i got one of my hot subscribers to send me a video of her making drum noises to be remixed into a beat. its a pretty funny video
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-11-2010, 08:34 AM	#13278
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	HEY FAGGOTS I JUST SCORED EVANDER HOLYFEILDS PHONE NUMBER!!
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

08-11-2010, 08:42 AM	#13279
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	http://wimp.com/samsungssds/ This link will make you nerd jizz in your pants so very hard. I blew my zipper off.
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

08-11-2010, 09:05 AM	#13280
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	A Chat with my friend that followed viewing that video: Bryce: that would be the shit Shimmy: that would be..... hnnngggggggg Bryce: but then again.... I'd prolly try to get 2 6cores Shimmy: haha Shimmy: could you imagin Shimmy: that thing would challenge the internet Bryce: hahaha Shimmy: that raid array is ridiculous fast... add that to a 12 cores.... Bryce: yeah Bryce: I think an awesomeness singularity might actually open at the point at which the finger presses the power button on the tower... Shimmy: haha Shimmy: YES Shimmy: i agree Bryce: then an explosion of awesome, righteous information would flow out Bryce: all strings of the awesomeness singularity, flowing down to this one Shimmy: hehe Bryce: discharging thier awesomeness to that one point Bryce: in a calvacade of double, NAY.. TRIPPLE RAINBOWS Bryce: all points in Awsome-Time draining to the Radical-Boson ( what we'll call this ellusive singularity ) like the stems of a lighting bolt discharging it's electrons into the point the plasma meets the dirt. Bryce: This, would be our moment, Joshua. Bryce: We'd become entangled in the flow of awesome Bryce: becoming more immortal than 9000 Gods enbodied in the buh-buh-buh-balls of Chuck Norris Bryce: We'll float on, forever, in anything that is right, and just in the world. Bryce: No man would pose a threat over our smiles more than it's smallest termite... Bryce: Sandwiches, would be ours until the ends of warp speed. Bryce: We'll ride Morgan Freeman Centuars Bryce: Our voices, forever AutoTuned by golded harps
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

08-11-2010, 09:13 AM	#13281
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	Shimmy: "Sandwiches, would be ours until the ends of warp speed." rofl Bryce: We need to build a computer like that... Shimmy: yeah we do Bryce: We'll call it.... Project A Bryce: ooh Shimmy: but we also need to hook up like... 4 or 6, 30inch monitors to it too Bryce: spooky Bryce: and mysterious Bryce: well, yeah Bryce: and maybe one more 42" tv... for good measure Shimmy: hah Shimmy: yeah Shimmy: we'll contruct it in a secret room Bryce: made of modular panels on hydraulic pistons Shimmy: lol yes
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

08-11-2010, 09:14 AM	#13282
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	I'M COMBINING MY LAST THREE POSTS INTO ONE MEGA POST! IT WILL BE TL;DR, BUT I CAREST NOT!
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

08-11-2010, 09:15 AM	#13283
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	http://wimp.com/samsungssds/ This link will make you nerd jizz in your pants so very hard. I blew my zipper off. A Chat with my friend that followed viewing that video: Bryce: that would be the shit Shimmy: that would be..... hnnngggggggg Bryce: but then again.... I'd prolly try to get 2 6cores Shimmy: haha Shimmy: could you imagin Shimmy: that thing would challenge the internet Bryce: hahaha Shimmy: that raid array is ridiculous fast... add that to a 12 cores.... Bryce: yeah Bryce: I think an awesomeness singularity might actually open at the point at which the finger presses the power button on the tower... Shimmy: haha Shimmy: YES Shimmy: i agree Bryce: then an explosion of awesome, righteous information would flow out Bryce: all strings of the awesomeness singularity, flowing down to this one Shimmy: hehe Bryce: discharging thier awesomeness to that one point Bryce: in a calvacade of double, NAY.. TRIPPLE RAINBOWS Bryce: all points in Awsome-Time draining to the Radical-Boson ( what we'll call this ellusive singularity ) like the stems of a lighting bolt discharging it's electrons into the point the plasma meets the dirt. Bryce: This, would be our moment, Joshua. Bryce: We'd become entangled in the flow of awesome Bryce: becoming more immortal than 9000 Gods enbodied in the buh-buh-buh-balls of Chuck Norris Bryce: We'll float on, forever, in anything that is right, and just in the world. Bryce: No man would pose a threat over our smiles more than it's smallest termite... Bryce: Sandwiches, would be ours until the ends of warp speed. Bryce: We'll ride Morgan Freeman Centuars Bryce: Our voices, forever AutoTuned by golded harps Shimmy: "Sandwiches, would be ours until the ends of warp speed." rofl Bryce: We need to build a computer like that... Shimmy: yeah we do Bryce: We'll call it.... Project A Bryce: ooh Shimmy: but we also need to hook up like... 4 or 6, 30inch monitors to it too Bryce: spooky Bryce: and mysterious Bryce: well, yeah Bryce: and maybe one more 42" tv... for good measure Shimmy: hah Shimmy: yeah Shimmy: we'll contruct it in a secret room Bryce: made of modular panels on hydraulic pistons Shimmy: lol yes
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

08-11-2010, 10:49 AM	#13284
Crazy Ivan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 9,462	What the fuck, how could you possibly think that conversation is interesting to read?

08-11-2010, 12:32 PM	#13285
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885

08-11-2010, 03:02 PM	#13288
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733

08-11-2010, 06:05 PM	#13291
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	well the jumping thing was dumb.. it's SSD.. SOLID STATE.. means NO MOVING PARTS 52:58 and they had.. 24 SSD's.. 1x 256G SSG is about $530 so nearly $13,000 just for the drives 53:16 then they defragged it.. like WTF.. you do NOT defrag SSD's... tuna 1:55 PM why don't you defrag ssds? wow 1:57 PM defraging is to get the bits of data all in a 'line' so the reading head on the spinning hdd doesn't have to move. a SSD has no moving parts. the diffrence between getting data at the begining or the end of the drive is nil.. a old style spinning hdd it could be 1-12 milliseconds or some such 00:36 the crysis thing was pretty dumb too.. games load at the start, then little bits as you play (depending on the game). so the game would start faster on that machine. but that's it. 12 seconds vs 1 minute to start. whopee 02:44 using xeon's was kinda dumb too. hell using 2 CPU's was rather odd. and the RAM was slow. 02:48 wonder how old this is.. 04:11 and there is no way they needed 2 1000W power supplies.

08-11-2010, 06:18 PM	#13292
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733
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08-11-2010, 06:24 PM	#13293
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	f
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	Last edited by Slime : 05-14-2019 at 01:01 AM.

08-11-2010, 06:51 PM	#13294
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	If I had $13,000 I would pay it for a computer that fast
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

08-11-2010, 06:55 PM	#13295
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,302	TEST TEST TEST TEST TEST
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08-11-2010, 07:03 PM	#13296
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	"Elaine got the feeling that Gary planned to stay in the bathroom for a long time."
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733

08-11-2010, 07:10 PM	#13297
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	Hey Guys! You wanna sausage roll!? The original sausage roll:
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

08-11-2010, 07:10 PM	#13298
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	I made a great invention!
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

08-11-2010, 07:11 PM	#13299
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	amazing, pm this to brad/clough edit - haha, BAAAAAM!!!

08-11-2010, 08:02 PM	#13300
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	http://kotaku.com/5609770/rumor-bord...-nukem-forever lol

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