Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 527

Klown · 08-07-2010, 08:16 PM

After I got arrested I got rid of all my kiddie porn. I’ll tell you; cops are so fucking stupid. They emptied three bookshelves of mine - completely emptied them - and didn't bother to pull them out from the walls. Idiots.

I thought about burning it in the bathtub the very night I was released. I was even too shit scared to bundle the stuff up and take it to where I worked and use the furnace 'cause I figured they'd catch me coming out of the house with it. I wanted it out immediately but I didn't want to touch it.

What I ended up doing was just tearing it all up with my hands - just in pieces, so this way, if I got caught disposing of it, at least I could argue that it no longer looked like it was precious or important to me. I could say I changed my ways. And I had.

In the morning, I put the pieces into two record store bags and took a bus to the meat packing district. I knew the area really well because that's where all the hookers are during the night and I used to work there when I was a kid with my dad.

There's an incredible market in garbage picking around there. Bums and alcoholics looking for food or something to sell. I just found a huge bin and when I was fairly sure nobody was looking, I dumped the bags into the garbage with all the broken wood pallets and old stinking meat and whatnot. The original plan was to dump the pieces in a bunch of different bins but since I was fairly confident I was alone, then, I just tossed the entire two bags in two big thuds.

I wanted, suddenly, someone to find all of it. The films I had crumpled up and ripped and unspooled but some enterprising sort could put it all back together if they liked. Good luck to them. I seriously hope it started something good.

I hope some nigger found it - the niggers around there used to actually look for clumps of old ground beef and contaminated out of date meat they would dust off as best they could and then try to sell to the local greasy spoons. Health ordinances weren't quite as tough as they are now, but even today, most of the garbage from meat plants gets thrown away in front of the joints in just regular big trash bins. They hire a special service to pick it up, that's all. Anyway, I hope some lucky bum put it all back together and picked out the most complete pieces of the magazines where you could still see the action and the age and then shopped it around to the people he thought would appreciate it.

And I like the idea of all that hard work ending up there in the meat bin. Tammy and Yvonne and all that money and my stupidity and coming financial crush and all that cum: All right there in the food and the flies and nigger fingers and lazy middle class meat pig workers.

Happyjuice · 08-07-2010, 08:52 PM

Tuna Hematoma · 08-07-2010, 08:54 PM

THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

Happyjuice · 08-07-2010, 09:03 PM

NearHi · 08-07-2010, 09:14 PM

I give up....

Crazy Ivan · 08-07-2010, 09:17 PM

the executive producer of Jason's pilot wrote and produced that movie. (No, really, he did). It also comes out on DVD on the same day as my movie.

Nixon · 08-07-2010, 09:32 PM

there is 4 music stop's in that trailer

Compcat · 08-07-2010, 09:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryce Farlow

I give up....

i was considering making this exact same post.

NearHi · 08-07-2010, 09:34 PM

REALLY?! FRED THE MOVIE?! REALLLY?!
AHHHHHHHHH!

Dominator Dan · 08-07-2010, 09:47 PM

hahahah FUCK THE HIPPO

Slime · 08-07-2010, 09:51 PM

it shouldnt be surprising.

he has 1,906,794 subscribers

that's enough people to release a super-low-budget movie to. and its a NICKELODEON movie. have you seen the other Nickelodeon movies, theyre shit

NearHi · 08-07-2010, 09:52 PM

Goodburger was the shit... I don't know what you're trying to get at.

Slime · 08-07-2010, 09:53 PM

well vintage nickelodeon might have had good movies, just like it had good shows while current nick has terrible shows

Nixon · 08-07-2010, 09:55 PM

Slime · 08-07-2010, 09:56 PM

spongebob squarepants was the last decent nick show (even though lots of people will now say they hate it / always hated it, it was a fine show... no Rocko's Modern Life obviously, but still decent)

AR-Raven · 08-07-2010, 10:14 PM

sponegebob is the best show. it's hilarious and I love it

NearHi · 08-07-2010, 10:54 PM

I gotta admit that I find iCarly funny on most occasions.
SpongeBob is hysterical.
Those two shows keep Nick alive.
And they redeem themselves by playing all the old NickToons on the NickToons channel, including Invader Zim.
So for all that they are a cool station... until now.

By funding this cinematic abortion, they have stooped way low.

And to say "Well, he has 2mil subs?!" SO!? 2 Million people can be wrong.
Case in point: over 2mil people voted for Bush.... TWICE....
Just because people like something, doesn't make it good.
Movies these days suck... It's just sad that some squealing litte gay boy gets a movie based on his videos where he pursues some bitch and squeals... hopefully, the movie will mean the end of the youtube vids...

Nixon · 08-07-2010, 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryce Farlow

hopefully, the movie will mean the end of the youtube vids...

it does apparently

Dominator Dan · 08-07-2010, 11:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryce Farlow

hopefully, the movie will mean the end of the youtube vids...

depends whether or not he gets lynched at the premiere, here's hoping!

edit: what are you talking about BILL?

Nixon · 08-07-2010, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dominator Dan

depends whether or not he gets lynched at the premiere, here's hoping!

edit: what are you talking about BILL?

apparently after the film comes out he is going to stop doing videos about fred

Slime · 01:28 AM

Obviously "2 million people can be wrong", but these are little kids we are talking about. They are too young to see "Vampires Suck" without their parents permission, even though they probably want to really badly. These kids will LOVE the Fred movie.

And its not even a cinematic release. Its made-for-TV.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryce Farlow

By funding this cinematic abortion, they have stooped way low.

"Brian Robbins originally optioned 'Fred' as a feature film, but decided to bypass the studio system and provided major funding for the project himself."

Nickelodeon Studios didn't fund the movie.

Tuna Hematoma · 11:58 PM

Kenpo X and the Shoulders and Back videos are my favourite... mainly because I can do the entire videos without taking any break (aside from the ones given to you during the video). I've lost 10 pounds!

I was around 205, now I'm 195! PROGRESS. I also took about 2 weeks "off" because it was 35+ (95-100F?) and my room was even hotter... but now it's not terrible and I got me one of them industrial fans that keep shit cooled (and blow shit everywhere).

FRED MOVIE IS GAY "lol

Nixon · 08-07-2010, 11:57 PM

Bravoie · 08-08-2010, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazy Ivan

the executive producer of Jason's pilot wrote and produced that movie.

Jason should do the world a favor and shoot that guy point blank in the face.

Air Rick · 08-08-2010, 01:33 AM

hahaha at :41s in brycey's post.

08-07-2010, 08:16 PM	#13151
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640	After I got arrested I got rid of all my kiddie porn. I’ll tell you; cops are so fucking stupid. They emptied three bookshelves of mine - completely emptied them - and didn't bother to pull them out from the walls. Idiots. I thought about burning it in the bathtub the very night I was released. I was even too shit scared to bundle the stuff up and take it to where I worked and use the furnace 'cause I figured they'd catch me coming out of the house with it. I wanted it out immediately but I didn't want to touch it. What I ended up doing was just tearing it all up with my hands - just in pieces, so this way, if I got caught disposing of it, at least I could argue that it no longer looked like it was precious or important to me. I could say I changed my ways. And I had. In the morning, I put the pieces into two record store bags and took a bus to the meat packing district. I knew the area really well because that's where all the hookers are during the night and I used to work there when I was a kid with my dad. There's an incredible market in garbage picking around there. Bums and alcoholics looking for food or something to sell. I just found a huge bin and when I was fairly sure nobody was looking, I dumped the bags into the garbage with all the broken wood pallets and old stinking meat and whatnot. The original plan was to dump the pieces in a bunch of different bins but since I was fairly confident I was alone, then, I just tossed the entire two bags in two big thuds. I wanted, suddenly, someone to find all of it. The films I had crumpled up and ripped and unspooled but some enterprising sort could put it all back together if they liked. Good luck to them. I seriously hope it started something good. I hope some nigger found it - the niggers around there used to actually look for clumps of old ground beef and contaminated out of date meat they would dust off as best they could and then try to sell to the local greasy spoons. Health ordinances weren't quite as tough as they are now, but even today, most of the garbage from meat plants gets thrown away in front of the joints in just regular big trash bins. They hire a special service to pick it up, that's all. Anyway, I hope some lucky bum put it all back together and picked out the most complete pieces of the magazines where you could still see the action and the age and then shopped it around to the people he thought would appreciate it. And I like the idea of all that hard work ending up there in the meat bin. Tammy and Yvonne and all that money and my stupidity and coming financial crush and all that cum: All right there in the food and the flies and nigger fingers and lazy middle class meat pig workers.
Klown Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,640

08-07-2010, 09:14 PM	#13155
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	I give up....
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

08-07-2010, 09:32 PM	#13157
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,302	there is 4 music stop's in that trailer
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,302

08-07-2010, 09:34 PM	#13159
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	REALLY?! FRED THE MOVIE?! REALLLY?! AHHHHHHHHH!
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

08-07-2010, 09:51 PM	#13161
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	it shouldnt be surprising. he has 1,906,794 subscribers that's enough people to release a super-low-budget movie to. and its a NICKELODEON movie. have you seen the other Nickelodeon movies, theyre shit
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-07-2010, 08:52 PM	#13152
Happyjuice Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,573	-

08-07-2010, 08:54 PM	#13153
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	THE WORLD IS COMING TO AN END

08-07-2010, 09:03 PM	#13154
Happyjuice Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,573	-

08-07-2010, 09:17 PM	#13156
Crazy Ivan Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 9,462	the executive producer of Jason's pilot wrote and produced that movie. (No, really, he did). It also comes out on DVD on the same day as my movie.

08-07-2010, 09:47 PM	#13160
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	hahahah FUCK THE HIPPO

08-07-2010, 09:52 PM	#13162
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	Goodburger was the shit... I don't know what you're trying to get at.
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

08-07-2010, 09:53 PM	#13163
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	well vintage nickelodeon might have had good movies, just like it had good shows while current nick has terrible shows
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-07-2010, 09:55 PM	#13164
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,302
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,302

08-07-2010, 09:56 PM	#13165
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	spongebob squarepants was the last decent nick show (even though lots of people will now say they hate it / always hated it, it was a fine show... no Rocko's Modern Life obviously, but still decent)
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-07-2010, 10:14 PM	#13166
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	sponegebob is the best show. it's hilarious and I love it
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558

08-07-2010, 10:54 PM	#13167
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	I gotta admit that I find iCarly funny on most occasions. SpongeBob is hysterical. Those two shows keep Nick alive. And they redeem themselves by playing all the old NickToons on the NickToons channel, including Invader Zim. So for all that they are a cool station... until now. By funding this cinematic abortion, they have stooped way low. And to say "Well, he has 2mil subs?!" SO!? 2 Million people can be wrong. Case in point: over 2mil people voted for Bush.... TWICE.... Just because people like something, doesn't make it good. Movies these days suck... It's just sad that some squealing litte gay boy gets a movie based on his videos where he pursues some bitch and squeals... hopefully, the movie will mean the end of the youtube vids...
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

08-07-2010, 11:29 PM	#13172
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	Kenpo X and the Shoulders and Back videos are my favourite... mainly because I can do the entire videos without taking any break (aside from the ones given to you during the video). I've lost 10 pounds! I was around 205, now I'm 195! PROGRESS. I also took about 2 weeks "off" because it was 35+ (95-100F?) and my room was even hotter... but now it's not terrible and I got me one of them industrial fans that keep shit cooled (and blow shit everywhere). FRED MOVIE IS GAY "lol
	Last edited by Tuna Hematoma : 08-07-2010 at 11:58 PM.

08-07-2010, 11:57 PM	#13173
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,302
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,302

08-08-2010, 01:33 AM	#13175
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	hahaha at :41s in brycey's post.
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