Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 468

Slime · 06-11-2010, 04:40 AM

kinda funny

Michael Jeffrey · 06-11-2010, 06:23 AM

Haha yeah I kinda laughed

Slade · 06-11-2010, 12:50 PM

okay I want one of these

Trooper · 06-11-2010, 12:55 PM

Hahaha.

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Originally Posted by Slade's Link

Phoneballs, a new protective case for the iPhone, allows even the hippest urbanite to tell the world that they recognize the scrotal sack as an endless source of hilarity.

Phil Williamson · 06-11-2010, 02:35 PM

haha what?? Achewood came up with this four years ago

Tuna Hematoma · 06-11-2010, 03:52 PM

http://ca.movies.yahoo.com/feature//...how-fight.html

Trooper · 06-11-2010, 03:56 PM

Agh. It's really awkward:

Tuna Hematoma · 06-11-2010, 03:57 PM

Picard's jokes weren't funny, but he's absolutely right about that fat guy. Get out of the fucking frame.

AR-Raven · 06-11-2010, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

Picard's jokes weren't funny, but he's absolutely right about that fat guy. Get out of the fucking frame.

Air Rick · 06-11-2010, 06:18 PM

Slime · 06-11-2010, 07:35 PM

yeah its too bad picards jokes were so dumb, cause that fat guy sucked.

Slime · 06-11-2010, 07:35 PM

Tuna Hematoma · 06-12-2010, 03:18 AM

Alright, so, I'm finally going to be on the "last video" tomorrow (I did the legs and back video yesterday and my legs can't move today, so yet another day of rest... ugh, did the ab stuff though, so it's something).

And, I dunno if this is a normal thing, but after sweating like a beast, when the sweat dries, my hair looks GORGEOUS. I should probably shower after, but sometimes I am too tired to stand so I sit for awhile and if the sweat dries, it makes me hair all sexy looking.

Skittlebrau · 06-12-2010, 04:06 AM

http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/06/11...le+Feedfetcher

For some reason, I thought this was just such a cool story. Like, its a really simple, good scheme, but with really obvious clues. I bet it was really cool to be the detective that pieced it together.

Air Rick · 06-12-2010, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

when the sweat dries, my hair looks GORGEOUS. I should probably shower after, but sometimes I am too tired to stand so I sit for awhile and if the sweat dries, it makes me hair all sexy looking.

Same damn thing happens to me whenever I get out of the gym. That's too funny. I thought I was just being crazy.

AR-Raven · 06-12-2010, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

"last video"

AR-Raven · 06-12-2010, 06:51 AM

No, shampoo and conditioner are both complete shams. They don't do anything for your hair except wash out the natural oils that make your hair thick and healthy. You get those oils and minerals back when you sweat a lot. I will probably never stop using them though because I feel dirty without shampooing. I'm addicted.

Mabdog · 06-12-2010, 04:52 PM

yeah.. that was hard to watch.

That guy's a piece of shit.

Shaun · 06-12-2010, 07:17 PM

I remember.. this had to have been 3 or 4 years ago or more.

Way back when, I used to just, aim and point directly into the toilet because I hated dealing tissues. well one time, after finishing, I took a moment to look at the spunk in the water.. and I noticed there were 3 or 4 sperms that were HUGE. Normally (obviously) you can't see individual sperms, but this time.. that's just what I saw. They were like teeny tiny tadpoles.

Tuna Hematoma · 06-12-2010, 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Shaun

I remember.. this had to have been 3 or 4 years ago or more.

Way back when, I used to just, aim and point directly into the toilet because I hated dealing tissues. well one time, after finishing, I took a moment to look at the spunk in the water.. and I noticed there were 3 or 4 sperms that were HUGE. Normally (obviously) you can't see individual sperms, but this time.. that's just what I saw. They were like teeny tiny tadpoles.

but seriously, lohr, what are you going to do with that $100?

Shaun · 06-12-2010, 07:22 PM

i obviously have no shame here you didn't have to quote that

Slime · 06-12-2010, 07:39 PM

I thought you were wrong but

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A more simple way to see semen, with out the akwardness of looking threw a microscope. You get a half full bottle of water, and simply extract your semen into the bottle. Remove the wrapper and hold the bottle upside down in light, and focus using the curved top to magnafy the wate. As you are doing this you may see little worm things swimming around in the water. (hint-the less water, the less room there is for the semen go go so you can see them better)

EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW ugh there is no way I'm doing that. I don't want to see them.

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Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

but seriously, lohr, what are you going to do with that $100?

Haha I dunno. Its still in my PayPal account.

Shaun · 06-12-2010, 07:47 PM

a trick of light might explain it. that's good.

NearHi · 06-12-2010, 11:35 PM

I used to have a blacklight in my bedroom when I was around 15-16.
Semen doesn't glow.

AR-Raven · 06-13-2010, 01:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Bryce Farlow

I used to have a blacklight in my bedroom when I was around 15-16.
Semen doesn't glow.

sucks for you, that's the first stage of instant death syndrome

06-11-2010, 04:40 AM	#11676
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	kinda funny
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06-11-2010, 12:50 PM	#11678
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	okay I want one of these
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06-11-2010, 03:56 PM	#11682
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Agh. It's really awkward:
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06-11-2010, 06:18 PM	#11685
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733
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06-11-2010, 07:35 PM	#11686
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	yeah its too bad picards jokes were so dumb, cause that fat guy sucked.
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06-11-2010, 06:23 AM	#11677
Michael Jeffrey Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,580	Haha yeah I kinda laughed

06-11-2010, 02:35 PM	#11680
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	haha what?? Achewood came up with this four years ago

06-11-2010, 03:52 PM	#11681
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	http://ca.movies.yahoo.com/feature//...how-fight.html

06-11-2010, 03:57 PM	#11683
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	Picard's jokes weren't funny, but he's absolutely right about that fat guy. Get out of the fucking frame.

06-11-2010, 07:35 PM	#11687
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891
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06-12-2010, 03:18 AM	#11688
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	Alright, so, I'm finally going to be on the "last video" tomorrow (I did the legs and back video yesterday and my legs can't move today, so yet another day of rest... ugh, did the ab stuff though, so it's something). And, I dunno if this is a normal thing, but after sweating like a beast, when the sweat dries, my hair looks GORGEOUS. I should probably shower after, but sometimes I am too tired to stand so I sit for awhile and if the sweat dries, it makes me hair all sexy looking.

06-12-2010, 04:06 AM	#11689
Skittlebrau Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,804	http://www.cnn.com/2010/TRAVEL/06/11...le+Feedfetcher For some reason, I thought this was just such a cool story. Like, its a really simple, good scheme, but with really obvious clues. I bet it was really cool to be the detective that pieced it together.

06-12-2010, 06:51 AM	#11692
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	No, shampoo and conditioner are both complete shams. They don't do anything for your hair except wash out the natural oils that make your hair thick and healthy. You get those oils and minerals back when you sweat a lot. I will probably never stop using them though because I feel dirty without shampooing. I'm addicted.
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558

06-12-2010, 04:52 PM	#11693
Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670	yeah.. that was hard to watch. That guy's a piece of shit.
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06-12-2010, 07:17 PM	#11694
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	a post about jerking off I remember.. this had to have been 3 or 4 years ago or more. Way back when, I used to just, aim and point directly into the toilet because I hated dealing tissues. well one time, after finishing, I took a moment to look at the spunk in the water.. and I noticed there were 3 or 4 sperms that were HUGE. Normally (obviously) you can't see individual sperms, but this time.. that's just what I saw. They were like teeny tiny tadpoles.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

06-12-2010, 07:22 PM	#11696
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	i obviously have no shame here you didn't have to quote that
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06-12-2010, 07:47 PM	#11698
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	a trick of light might explain it. that's good.
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06-12-2010, 11:35 PM	#11699
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	I used to have a blacklight in my bedroom when I was around 15-16. Semen doesn't glow.
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483