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Santiago · 02-28-2010, 03:26 AM

so this girl i used to date 3 years ago came over my house today rang the door bell and told my dad she needed to talk to me immediately telling him it was urgent, so my dad goes upstairs being wtf; when i go out this girl randomly asks me when was the last time i did myself an hiv test that she really needed to know, that it was super important and i swear to god in that very same moment i instantly started thinking the fucking worst things in the world. so im like "i swear i can't remember hte last time but it was like.. .a long time ago" so she starts asking me if that was before or after being with her and man, i was like really scared and i ask her what was all this about, what triggered her panic onto the subject and she just gives me like, these incredibly ambiguous answers; like she NEEDED to know or something like that.

by this point i kept thinking i had unsafe sex with her cause i really can't remember but then she goes "oh... but you DID use a condom that time" so ime like... what the hell are you even talking about then? but she tells me that we had like, OTHER types of contacts that could make her/me get an std or whatever.

i kept having the sensation she was hiding something maybe i was just really paranoid; her results are on monday or something like that, this is uncomfortable.

im not gonna lie, 95% of the times i had sex i didn't take care of myself.

- edit- man, that was 3 years ago, this is gonna sound incredibly ignorant but i feel just fucking fine. other types of std's (not being aids) don't go undetected THAT much time, right?

Santiago · 02-28-2010, 03:26 AM

Lord Blazer · 02-28-2010, 03:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Santiago

so this girl i used to date 3 years ago came over my house today rang the door bell and told my dad she needed to talk to me immediately telling him it was urgent, so my dad goes upstairs being wtf; when i go out this girl randomly asks me when was the last time i did myself an hiv test that she really needed to know, that it was super important and i swear to god in that very same moment i instantly started thinking the fucking worst things in the world. so im like "i swear i can't remember hte last time but it was like.. .a long time ago" so she starts asking me if that was before or after being with her and man, i was like really scared and i ask her what was all this about, what triggered her panic onto the subject and she just gives me like, these incredibly ambiguous answers; like she NEEDED to know or something like that.

by this point i kept thinking i had unsafe sex with her cause i really can't remember but then she goes "oh... but you DID use a condom that time" so ime like... what the hell are you even talking about then? but she tells me that we had like, OTHER types of contacts that could make her/me get an std or whatever.

i kept having the sensation she was hiding something maybe i was just really paranoid; her results are on monday or something like that, this is uncomfortable.

im not gonna lie, 95% of the times i had sex i didn't take care of myself.

- edit- man, that was 3 years ago, this is gonna sound incredibly ignorant but i feel just fucking fine. other types of std's (not being aids) don't go undetected THAT much time, right?

I have a good friend who just got HIV.

....

AR-Raven · 02-28-2010, 04:14 AM

superaids

AR-Raven · 02-28-2010, 04:14 AM

hearing aids

AR-Raven · 02-28-2010, 04:15 AM

financial aids with hearing aids

and HIV

Tuna Hematoma · 02-28-2010, 04:15 AM

We got the aids you need!

AR-Raven · 02-28-2010, 04:16 AM

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AR-Raven · 02-28-2010, 04:20 AM

hearing cades =\

Tuna Hematoma · 02-28-2010, 04:28 AM

This makes me giggle.

AR-Raven · 02-28-2010, 04:28 AM

ceiling fan blades

Trooper · 02-28-2010, 02:25 PM

Lord Blazer · 02-28-2010, 05:42 PM

AR-Raven · 02-28-2010, 06:03 PM

Nixon · 02-28-2010, 06:25 PM

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AR-Raven · 02-28-2010, 06:29 PM

repost

Nixon · 02-28-2010, 06:51 PM

Air Rick · 02-28-2010, 08:01 PM

AND

AR-Raven · 02-28-2010, 09:04 PM

way too long

Compcat · 02-28-2010, 09:06 PM

that's what she said.

AR-Raven · 02-28-2010, 10:08 PM

Slime · 11:06 PM

Happyjuice · 03-01-2010, 03:16 AM

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02-28-2010, 03:26 AM	#9803
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	so this girl i used to date 3 years ago came over my house today rang the door bell and told my dad she needed to talk to me immediately telling him it was urgent, so my dad goes upstairs being wtf; when i go out this girl randomly asks me when was the last time i did myself an hiv test that she really needed to know, that it was super important and i swear to god in that very same moment i instantly started thinking the fucking worst things in the world. so im like "i swear i can't remember hte last time but it was like.. .a long time ago" so she starts asking me if that was before or after being with her and man, i was like really scared and i ask her what was all this about, what triggered her panic onto the subject and she just gives me like, these incredibly ambiguous answers; like she NEEDED to know or something like that. by this point i kept thinking i had unsafe sex with her cause i really can't remember but then she goes "oh... but you DID use a condom that time" so ime like... what the hell are you even talking about then? but she tells me that we had like, OTHER types of contacts that could make her/me get an std or whatever. i kept having the sensation she was hiding something maybe i was just really paranoid; her results are on monday or something like that, this is uncomfortable. im not gonna lie, 95% of the times i had sex i didn't take care of myself. - edit- man, that was 3 years ago, this is gonna sound incredibly ignorant but i feel just fucking fine. other types of std's (not being aids) don't go undetected THAT much time, right?
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