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Tuna Hematoma · 02-11-2010, 07:59 PM

What's assembly language?

Lord Blazer · 02-11-2010, 08:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

What's assembly language?

Tuna Hematoma · 02-11-2010, 08:09 PM

so, like, robots?

Lord Blazer · 02-11-2010, 08:32 PM

http://www.ifuckdogs.info

Air Rick · 02-11-2010, 08:54 PM

I remember these episode when I was a kid...

Dominator Dan · 02-11-2010, 08:55 PM

ahaha shampoo service won me over

AR-Raven · 02-11-2010, 09:13 PM

I lost it when the bus took off

Lord Blazer · 02-12-2010, 12:59 AM

On the subject of Sonic:

For a very very long time, television in my area constantly showed commercials for Sonic (The drive-in restaurant) and yet we had no Sonics. But the food always looked delicious. I could have just come home from eating a thanksgiving dinner, feeling completely stuffed, but if a Sonic commercial came on, oh maaaaaaan I would love some fucking Sonic.

After a decade of commercials with no restaurant, a Sonic opened in my area. And it was the worst fucking food I've ever had. I eat Taco Bell all the time, I eat the disgusting Angry Whoppers, I've eaten a Filet-o-Fish, but Sonic is just the greasiest, most disgusting, awful food ever. And it's not even cheap. It's actually kind of fucking expensive for what it is.

So then I get home and feel terrible. Grease is oozing out of my pores and I feel like I weigh an extra ten pounds, and I take a disgusting shit, yelling the whole time about how much I hate Sonic.

And then I see the commercial on TV and think about how fucking good it looks and how badly I want a ham sandwich served on texas toast with a side of tater tots.

How is their marketing so fucking effective? The food is absolutely repulsive. What the hell, Sonic?

Opheox · 02-12-2010, 01:32 AM

Their popcorn chicken aint bad.

Tuna Hematoma · 02-12-2010, 02:10 AM

I don't think Sonics exist in Canada. But I've seen their advertisements and I agree.

Skittlebrau · 02-12-2010, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lord Blazer

On the subject of Sonic:

For a very very long time, television in my area constantly showed commercials for Sonic (The drive-in restaurant) and yet we had no Sonics. But the food always looked delicious. I could have just come home from eating a thanksgiving dinner, feeling completely stuffed, but if a Sonic commercial came on, oh maaaaaaan I would love some fucking Sonic.

After a decade of commercials with no restaurant, a Sonic opened in my area. And it was the worst fucking food I've ever had. I eat Taco Bell all the time, I eat the disgusting Angry Whoppers, I've eaten a Filet-o-Fish, but Sonic is just the greasiest, most disgusting, awful food ever. And it's not even cheap. It's actually kind of fucking expensive for what it is.

So then I get home and feel terrible. Grease is oozing out of my pores and I feel like I weigh an extra ten pounds, and I take a disgusting shit, yelling the whole time about how much I hate Sonic.

And then I see the commercial on TV and think about how fucking good it looks and how badly I want a ham sandwich served on texas toast with a side of tater tots.

How is their marketing so fucking effective? The food is absolutely repulsive. What the hell, Sonic?

OH MY FUCKING GOD, THIS. One opened in my area like two months ago. Its awful. They have a burrito thats just fritos and chili sauce in a tortilla. That is just not even giving a fuck.

Lord Blazer · 02-12-2010, 02:20 AM

BUT THEN WHY DOES IT LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD

Lord Blazer · 02-12-2010, 03:38 AM

Tuna Hematoma · 02-12-2010, 04:00 PM

HEY! - ˚͜˚

Sam Hughes · 02-12-2010, 04:08 PM

Lord Blazer · 02-12-2010, 05:08 PM

Rabid Dinosaur · 02-12-2010, 06:06 PM

I like Sonic.

Nixon · 02-12-2010, 06:13 PM

wet pussy

Lord Blazer · 02-12-2010, 09:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bill Nickson

wet pussy

bill are you like 13

Sam Hughes · 02-12-2010, 10:53 PM

rratS ogniR

Santiago · 02-13-2010, 12:01 AM

seriously, is there anything better than ham in this world?

Skittlebrau · 02-13-2010, 12:08 AM

Ham is the lamest kind of pork.

NearHi · 02-13-2010, 12:53 AM

What are you talking about?! Next to bacon it's Godlike.

Slime · 02-13-2010, 05:49 PM

Air Rick · 02-13-2010, 06:55 PM

that made me feel like i was watching a live-action Gmod movie

02-11-2010, 08:54 PM	#9630
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	I remember these episode when I was a kid...
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02-11-2010, 09:13 PM	#9632
AR-Raven Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 5,558	I lost it when the bus took off
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02-12-2010, 01:32 AM	#9634
Opheox Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 3,513	Their popcorn chicken aint bad.
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02-12-2010, 06:13 PM	#9643
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,302	wet pussy
Nixon Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,302

02-13-2010, 12:01 AM	#9646
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	seriously, is there anything better than ham in this world?
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02-11-2010, 07:59 PM	#9626
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	What's assembly language?

02-11-2010, 08:09 PM	#9628
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	so, like, robots?

02-11-2010, 08:32 PM	#9629
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	http://www.ifuckdogs.info

02-11-2010, 08:55 PM	#9631
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	ahaha shampoo service won me over

02-12-2010, 12:59 AM	#9633
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	On the subject of Sonic: For a very very long time, television in my area constantly showed commercials for Sonic (The drive-in restaurant) and yet we had no Sonics. But the food always looked delicious. I could have just come home from eating a thanksgiving dinner, feeling completely stuffed, but if a Sonic commercial came on, oh maaaaaaan I would love some fucking Sonic. After a decade of commercials with no restaurant, a Sonic opened in my area. And it was the worst fucking food I've ever had. I eat Taco Bell all the time, I eat the disgusting Angry Whoppers, I've eaten a Filet-o-Fish, but Sonic is just the greasiest, most disgusting, awful food ever. And it's not even cheap. It's actually kind of fucking expensive for what it is. So then I get home and feel terrible. Grease is oozing out of my pores and I feel like I weigh an extra ten pounds, and I take a disgusting shit, yelling the whole time about how much I hate Sonic. And then I see the commercial on TV and think about how fucking good it looks and how badly I want a ham sandwich served on texas toast with a side of tater tots. How is their marketing so fucking effective? The food is absolutely repulsive. What the hell, Sonic?

02-12-2010, 02:10 AM	#9635
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	I don't think Sonics exist in Canada. But I've seen their advertisements and I agree.

02-12-2010, 02:20 AM	#9637
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885	BUT THEN WHY DOES IT LOOK SO FUCKING GOOD

02-12-2010, 03:38 AM	#9638
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885

02-12-2010, 04:00 PM	#9639
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	HEY! - ˚͜˚

02-12-2010, 04:08 PM	#9640
Sam Hughes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,408

02-12-2010, 05:08 PM	#9641
Lord Blazer Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 16,885

02-12-2010, 06:06 PM	#9642
Rabid Dinosaur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 14,894	I like Sonic.

02-12-2010, 10:53 PM	#9645
Sam Hughes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,408	rratS ogniR

02-13-2010, 12:08 AM	#9647
Skittlebrau Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,804	Ham is the lamest kind of pork.

02-13-2010, 12:53 AM	#9648
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	What are you talking about?! Next to bacon it's Godlike.
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

02-13-2010, 05:49 PM	#9649
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

02-13-2010, 06:55 PM	#9650
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	that made me feel like i was watching a live-action Gmod movie
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733

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