Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[NearHi]

It!

[Tuna Hematoma]

10000 replies or 10000 posts?

[Air Rick]

Tommy just sold HALF A MILLION BRAKE PADS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NearHi]

[Sam Hughes]

[Sam Hughes]

Running running running running running through the...Doom Base.

[Tuna Hematoma]

and this guy is the future captain of my fav hockey team...

[Slime]

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

Want to know what I hate? TF2 youtube videos. Chris Lohr and everyone else who posts them can go suck an elf.

[Lord Blazer]

Problem: I have to poop

[Bown]

I watched 400 Blows for the first time today, and seriously fuck Dr Ashworth.

[Santiago]

brrrrrrrrrrr

[Air Rick]

PIPIPIPIPILLLS!

[NearHi]

[Slime]

2010 will mark a decade of me playing too much Team Fortress.

[Tuna Hematoma]

I'll never quite figure out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.


FOR EXAMPLE:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, 'I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me.' I said, 'WHAT??!! What was that?!' So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

'You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man.'

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, 'Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?' Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep. The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, 'Lets get a pair for each outfit'

We went on to the jewelers department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... She was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, 'That's fine, honey.' She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, 'I think this is all Dear, let's go to the cashier.'

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, 'No honey, I don't feel like it.' Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, 'WHAT?' I then said, 'Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman.' And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, 'Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?'

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

[NearHi]

[Tuna Hematoma]

That timing in that was horrible.

[Slime]

[NearHi]

[Air Rick]

Christopher Walken building robots in his basement.

[Tony Chop]

Last time, my cat's looking really strange... She has a kitten...

[Apfigur]

Storstockholms Lokaltrafik AB, (Stockholm Public Transport[1], literally Greater Stockholm Local Transit Company), commonly referred to as SL, is the organisation running all of the land based public transport systems in Stockholm County.

SL has its origins in AB Stockholms Spårvägar (SS), a city-owned public transit company which started in 1915 by the City of Stockholm with the aim to de-privatize the two separate private tramway networks into one more efficient company. SS would in the late 1920s also acquire private motorbus companies. The first part of the Stockholm Metro was opened in 1950. SS was renamed to SL in January 1967 when the metro, local train, and bus operations in Stockholm County was gathered in a single organisation under the supervision of Stockholm County Council. The different mass transit systems within the County had until then been run by different organisations, Statens Järnvägar, private companies and companies owned by the local municipalities.

SL began in 1993 to use independent contractors for the operation and maintenance of the different transport systems. For bus traffic the operators own the buses, but for rail bound traffic the SL own the trains, and the contractors operate them.

There is one more organisation owned by the county and responsible for local public transport. This is Waxholmsbolaget, responsible for boat traffic.

[Apfigur]

There are three lines on Roslagsbanan. At Stockholms östra one can interchange to the Stockholm Metro red line 14 station Tekniska högskolan (200 m walking distance between platforms). Interchange stations for Roslagsbanan's branches are Djursholms Ösby between lines 27/28 and 29, and Roslags Näsby between lines 27 and 28. From station Mörby the metro red line 14 station Danderyds sjukhus is approximately a 400 metres walking distance away.

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