Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 265

Compcat · 08-18-2009, 05:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dave Miles

You're about to get a terrible disease that will destroy your penis. You are being held hostage by an asian gang that only wish to destroy everything you care about and ruin you as a man. These asians are going to be giving you the option of which terrible penis disease you will be infected with. they present two choices:

Disease 1: every day a layer of skin on your penis will start to fall off, you will have to slowly peel it off and it will be very painful. eventually layers of skin will keep coming off until you're left with nothing. Your penis will be gone in approx. 3 months. (your balls will retract into your stomach)

Disease 2: your balls will turn into somewhat of a tumour which will grow towards your penis, moving up the base and englulfing your shaft. as it works its way up it slowly digests your penis and it will be very painful. after approx. 3 months the tumour will finally engulf the tip of your penis, then shrink and retract into your stomach.

Number 1. If the end result of 1 is just balls in your stomach and the end result of number two is a disgusting cock/balls tumor in your stomach, then 1 is the obvious choice.

Slime · 08-18-2009, 07:30 AM

http://kotaku.com/5339497/see-what-c...?autoplay=true

Hey look, another Kotaku post with a terrible, unnecessary opinion. Notice how all the comments disagree with his opinion, because he is an idiot.

Tuna Hematoma · 08-18-2009, 07:33 AM

THEN DON'T READ IT. OMFG. LOL. OMG. ROFL. LULZ.

Tuna Hematoma · 08-18-2009, 07:35 AM

ps - it did look terrible

Slime · 08-18-2009, 07:44 AM

Its a DS game. It looks good for an action FPS on DS. It doesn't take much "struggling" to figure out who would want to play it - anyone that wants a decent FPS on DS.

He's a game journalist. He shouldn't have to "struggle" to figure out who would want to play that game. Its something I would never play, but I certainly didn't have to struggle to figure out who would... in fact, I figured it out in about 2 seconds.

Santiago · 08-18-2009, 07:51 AM

lohr: 1) lohr likes it in the butt
2) lohr

Tuna Hematoma · 08-18-2009, 07:52 AM

I don't even understand why people purchase a DS for themselves if they're older than 14.

Santiago · 08-18-2009, 07:54 AM

this is raymond richard lohr according to google

Santiago · 08-18-2009, 07:58 AM

this is how a chris lore post looks liek

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lohr

http://kotaku.com/5339497/see-what-c...?autoplay=true

Hey look, another Kotaku post with a terrible, unnecessary opinion. Notice how all the comments disagree with his opinion, because he is an idiot.

Santiago · 08-18-2009, 08:01 AM

you know what was awesome=? six million dollar man.

Santiago · 08-18-2009, 08:06 AM

yeah it was very good

NearHi · 08-18-2009, 08:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lohr

budsnbabes.com!!

Is not an active site!

Santiago · 08-18-2009, 08:09 AM

are you called bryce?

Santiago · 08-18-2009, 08:09 AM

are you called bryce?

NearHi · 08-18-2009, 08:10 AM

It's owned by Vital Image
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NearHi · 08-18-2009, 08:12 AM

What's 3D Mira Max?

Santiago · 08-18-2009, 08:13 AM

mhmhh, what to do,,,

Santiago · 08-18-2009, 08:17 AM

Santiago · 08-18-2009, 08:18 AM

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Slime · 08-18-2009, 08:22 AM

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Slime · 08-18-2009, 08:24 AM

Wow, that is the strangest looking word.

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Santiago · 08-18-2009, 08:25 AM

man, check this out

Slime · 08-18-2009, 08:26 AM

THAT ISNT EVEN A WHALE IMAGE.

NearHi · 08-18-2009, 08:32 AM

Hey Lohr... that's some 18+ stuff you posted there...

Santiago · 08-18-2009, 08:32 AM

what do you guys think of my new hair cut

08-18-2009, 07:30 AM	#6602
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	http://kotaku.com/5339497/see-what-c...?autoplay=true Hey look, another Kotaku post with a terrible, unnecessary opinion. Notice how all the comments disagree with his opinion, because he is an idiot.
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-18-2009, 07:44 AM	#6605
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	Its a DS game. It looks good for an action FPS on DS. It doesn't take much "struggling" to figure out who would want to play it - anyone that wants a decent FPS on DS. He's a game journalist. He shouldn't have to "struggle" to figure out who would want to play that game. Its something I would never play, but I certainly didn't have to struggle to figure out who would... in fact, I figured it out in about 2 seconds.
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-18-2009, 07:51 AM	#6606
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	lohr: 1) lohr likes it in the butt 2) lohr
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08-18-2009, 07:54 AM	#6608
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	this is raymond richard lohr according to google
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08-18-2009, 08:01 AM	#6610
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	you know what was awesome=? six million dollar man.
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08-18-2009, 07:33 AM	#6603
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	THEN DON'T READ IT. OMFG. LOL. OMG. ROFL. LULZ.

08-18-2009, 07:35 AM	#6604
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	ps - it did look terrible

08-18-2009, 07:52 AM	#6607
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	I don't even understand why people purchase a DS for themselves if they're older than 14.

08-18-2009, 08:06 AM	#6611
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	yeah it was very good
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08-18-2009, 08:09 AM	#6613
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	are you called bryce?
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08-18-2009, 08:09 AM	#6614
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	are you called bryce?
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08-18-2009, 08:10 AM	#6615
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	It's owned by Vital Image PO Box 222 Uraidla, SA 5142 AU +61 8 82282999 fax: +61 8 82356999
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483

08-18-2009, 08:12 AM	#6616
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	What's 3D Mira Max?
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08-18-2009, 08:13 AM	#6617
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	mhmhh, what to do,,,
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Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	BRRRRRRRRRrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	Wow, that is the strangest looking word. ADVERTISEMENT
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08-18-2009, 08:25 AM	#6622
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	man, check this out
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08-18-2009, 08:26 AM	#6623
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	THAT ISNT EVEN A WHALE IMAGE.
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08-18-2009, 08:32 AM	#6624
NearHi Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,483	Hey Lohr... that's some 18+ stuff you posted there...
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08-18-2009, 08:32 AM	#6625
Santiago Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2002 Posts: 3,471	what do you guys think of my new hair cut
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