Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 264

Slime · 08-18-2009, 01:21 AM

I dunno, I've checked 1up for a while, I still feel like Kotaku beats them. There really just aren't enough serious, major gaming sites.

Air Rick · 08-18-2009, 02:36 AM

http://www.eurogamer.fr/videos/prese...lusive?size=hd

I want Alan Wake's hair...

Tuna Hematoma · 08-18-2009, 02:42 AM

* SHINES FLASHLIGHT ON EVIL DARKNESS *

Air Rick · 08-18-2009, 02:47 AM

* TAKES THE HAIR FIRST *

Air Rick · 08-18-2009, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lohr

I dunno, I've checked 1up for a while, I still feel like Kotaku beats them. There really just aren't enough serious, major gaming sites.

I enjoy Kotaku purely because of how much material is on one page. Whereas blogs like Destructoid can lose articles to the following page within a day.

Slime · 08-18-2009, 03:10 AM

yeah, i log onto kotaku and find out pretty much all i need to know within 5 minutes.
just... with terrible grammar errors (with teenagers correcting them), incorrect usage of "large" words (with teenagers correcting them), and terrible opinions on things.

but its the best ive seen.

Slime · 08-18-2009, 03:30 AM

Nevermind. 1UP's PC News section is great. I'm switching to that. Also, so many sites reference ShackNews as a source, so I'll start watching that too.

Air Rick · 08-18-2009, 03:35 AM

Typos don't bother me, as long as I know what they are trying to say.

I mean, to err is to human. Are we human? Or are we dancers? My sign is vital. My hands are warm. And I'm on my knees looking for the answer. Are we human? Or are we dancing?

Tuna Hematoma · 08-18-2009, 04:13 AM

THIS is the reason why people watch wrestling. (just skip to 2:45)

Skittlebrau · 08-18-2009, 04:20 AM

Lohr: Stop being a little bitch and deal with Kotaku or whatever site you want now. It was typos. Fucking typos. Nobody cares.

Slime · 11:25 PM

Slime · 08-18-2009, 04:41 AM

..and I've even seen them use a word that meant to NOT do what they were intending to say DID happen. That's fucking bad for a news site. In the comments, everyone was saying "Wait... in the beginning of the article you said ______, but by the end you said _________, so... which is it?"

You shouldn't EVER have to ask that question when reading news.

Air Rick · 08-18-2009, 04:41 AM

BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BABY?

Slime · 11:25 PM

Slime · 08-18-2009, 04:43 AM

Slime · 08-18-2009, 04:50 AM

Everyone poo on Jon Sprow's head!

Dave Miles · 08-18-2009, 04:53 AM

You're about to get a terrible disease that will destroy your penis. You are being held hostage by an asian gang that only wish to destroy everything you care about and ruin you as a man. These asians are going to be giving you the option of which terrible penis disease you will be infected with. they present two choices:

Disease 1: every day a layer of skin on your penis will start to fall off, you will have to slowly peel it off and it will be very painful. eventually layers of skin will keep coming off until you're left with nothing. Your penis will be gone in approx. 3 months. (your balls will retract into your stomach)

Disease 2: your balls will turn into somewhat of a tumour which will grow towards your penis, moving up the base and englulfing your shaft. as it works its way up it slowly digests your penis and it will be very painful. after approx. 3 months the tumour will finally engulf the tip of your penis, then shrink and retract into your stomach.

Flounder · 08-18-2009, 04:55 AM

just feel like I should contribute to this thread with some posts

Flounder · 08-18-2009, 04:56 AM

it's at page like 259, that's pretty intense.

Slime · 08-18-2009, 04:56 AM

Well, since both are painful, I'd take the peeling, because that's something you only have to deal with once a day. The tumor will bother you all day, every day.

Flounder · 08-18-2009, 04:57 AM

alrighty.

Flounder · 08-18-2009, 04:58 AM

A tumor that eats your dick, huh?

Tuna Hematoma · 08-18-2009, 05:01 AM

2. I would then proceed to get my balls removed.

Slime · 08-18-2009, 05:15 AM

This post is the Secret Brad Ross Weed Haven that he will never find.

Slime · 08-18-2009, 05:16 AM

budsnbabes.com!!

08-18-2009, 01:21 AM	#6576
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	I dunno, I've checked 1up for a while, I still feel like Kotaku beats them. There really just aren't enough serious, major gaming sites.
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-18-2009, 02:36 AM	#6577
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	http://www.eurogamer.fr/videos/prese...lusive?size=hd I want Alan Wake's hair...
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733

08-18-2009, 02:47 AM	#6579
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	* TAKES THE HAIR FIRST *
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08-18-2009, 03:10 AM	#6581
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	yeah, i log onto kotaku and find out pretty much all i need to know within 5 minutes. just... with terrible grammar errors (with teenagers correcting them), incorrect usage of "large" words (with teenagers correcting them), and terrible opinions on things. but its the best ive seen.
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-18-2009, 03:30 AM	#6582
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	Nevermind. 1UP's PC News section is great. I'm switching to that. Also, so many sites reference ShackNews as a source, so I'll start watching that too.
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-18-2009, 02:42 AM	#6578
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	* SHINES FLASHLIGHT ON EVIL DARKNESS *

08-18-2009, 03:35 AM	#6583
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	Typos don't bother me, as long as I know what they are trying to say. I mean, to err is to human. Are we human? Or are we dancers? My sign is vital. My hands are warm. And I'm on my knees looking for the answer. Are we human? Or are we dancing?
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733

08-18-2009, 04:13 AM	#6584
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	THIS is the reason why people watch wrestling. (just skip to 2:45)

08-18-2009, 04:20 AM	#6585
Skittlebrau Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,804	Lohr: Stop being a little bitch and deal with Kotaku or whatever site you want now. It was typos. Fucking typos. Nobody cares.

08-18-2009, 04:38 AM	#6586
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	a
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08-18-2009, 04:41 AM	#6587
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	..and I've even seen them use a word that meant to NOT do what they were intending to say DID happen. That's fucking bad for a news site. In the comments, everyone was saying "Wait... in the beginning of the article you said ______, but by the end you said _________, so... which is it?" You shouldn't EVER have to ask that question when reading news.
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-18-2009, 04:41 AM	#6588
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE BABY?
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08-18-2009, 04:42 AM	#6589
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	a
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08-18-2009, 04:43 AM	#6590
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891
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08-18-2009, 04:50 AM	#6591
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	Everyone poo on Jon Sprow's head!
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08-18-2009, 04:53 AM	#6592
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	You're about to get a terrible disease that will destroy your penis. You are being held hostage by an asian gang that only wish to destroy everything you care about and ruin you as a man. These asians are going to be giving you the option of which terrible penis disease you will be infected with. they present two choices: Disease 1: every day a layer of skin on your penis will start to fall off, you will have to slowly peel it off and it will be very painful. eventually layers of skin will keep coming off until you're left with nothing. Your penis will be gone in approx. 3 months. (your balls will retract into your stomach) Disease 2: your balls will turn into somewhat of a tumour which will grow towards your penis, moving up the base and englulfing your shaft. as it works its way up it slowly digests your penis and it will be very painful. after approx. 3 months the tumour will finally engulf the tip of your penis, then shrink and retract into your stomach.

08-18-2009, 04:55 AM	#6593
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	just feel like I should contribute to this thread with some posts
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08-18-2009, 04:56 AM	#6594
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	it's at page like 259, that's pretty intense.
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08-18-2009, 04:56 AM	#6595
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	Well, since both are painful, I'd take the peeling, because that's something you only have to deal with once a day. The tumor will bother you all day, every day.
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-18-2009, 04:57 AM	#6596
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	alrighty.
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08-18-2009, 04:58 AM	#6597
Flounder Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 6,510	A tumor that eats your dick, huh?
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08-18-2009, 05:01 AM	#6598
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	2. I would then proceed to get my balls removed.

08-18-2009, 05:15 AM	#6599
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	This post is the Secret Brad Ross Weed Haven that he will never find.
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

08-18-2009, 05:16 AM	#6600
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	budsnbabes.com!!
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