Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 242

Breed · 07-09-2009, 11:22 PM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Pizza The Hut · 07-09-2009, 11:51 PM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a

Video Game Guy · 07-10-2009, 05:46 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking

Domicile Destructo · 07-10-2009, 05:53 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from

Dr Ashworth · 07-10-2009, 05:54 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Video Game Guy · 07-10-2009, 05:56 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four...?

Dr Ashworth · 07-10-2009, 05:58 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Sam Hughes · 07-10-2009, 09:43 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Poopy Bum

Slade · 07-10-2009, 10:24 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Poopy Bum is a

McJuicy · 07-10-2009, 04:30 PM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Poopy Bum is a racial slur

Domicile Destructo · 07-10-2009, 06:17 PM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds

Video Game Guy · 07-10-2009, 06:27 PM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS

Breed · 07-10-2009, 06:34 PM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example.

Allergic 2 Life · 07-10-2009, 06:48 PM

wtf???

Rman · 07-10-2009, 11:04 PM

thats what chinese people use!

Domicile Destructo · 07-11-2009, 05:09 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake

Pizza The Hut · 07-11-2009, 05:22 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake the elves

Domicile Destructo · 07-11-2009, 05:28 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake the elves of Northergel.

Skittlebrau · 07-11-2009, 06:02 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake the elves of Northergel. Tiny mouths

Domicile Destructo · 07-11-2009, 06:17 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake the elves of Northergel. Tiny mouths can't breathe

Video Game Guy · 07-11-2009, 07:35 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake the elves of Northergel. Tiny mouths can't breathe ass gas

Domicile Destructo · 07-11-2009, 08:42 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake the elves of Northergel. Tiny mouths can't breathe ass gas for more

Bobby Swisha · 10:15 PM

Bravoie · 07-12-2009, 02:39 AM

Domicile Destructo · 07-12-2009, 02:55 AM

There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me.

I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died.

Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand.

Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke.

"Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese.

Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies.

THE END.

Terrible story. Part Two.

Bum touching.

THE END.

Part Three.

The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.

Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...?

*CRASH!* *BANG!*

Part Four: Poopy Bum.

Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake the elves of Northergel. Tiny mouths can't breathe ass gas for more than just two Northergelian minutes,

07-09-2009, 11:22 PM	#6026
Breed Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 7,768	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END.
Breed Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 7,768

07-10-2009, 10:24 AM	#6034
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum. Poopy Bum is a
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390

07-10-2009, 04:30 PM	#6035
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum. Poopy Bum is a racial slur
McJuicy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 8,786

07-10-2009, 06:34 PM	#6038
Breed Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 7,768	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum. Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example.
Breed Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Posts: 7,768

07-10-2009, 11:04 PM	#6040
Rman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,282	thats what chinese people use!
Rman Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 1,282

07-09-2009, 11:51 PM	#6027
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a

07-10-2009, 05:46 AM	#6028
Video Game Guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,231	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking

07-10-2009, 05:53 AM	#6029
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from

07-10-2009, 05:54 AM	#6030
Dr Ashworth Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,302	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG!

07-10-2009, 05:56 AM	#6031
Video Game Guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,231	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four...?

07-10-2009, 05:58 AM	#6032
Dr Ashworth Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 2,302	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum.

07-10-2009, 09:43 AM	#6033
Sam Hughes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,408	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum. Poopy Bum

07-10-2009, 06:17 PM	#6036
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum. Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds

07-10-2009, 06:27 PM	#6037
Video Game Guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,231	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum. Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS

07-10-2009, 06:48 PM	#6039
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	wtf???

07-11-2009, 05:09 AM	#6041
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum. Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake

07-11-2009, 05:22 AM	#6042
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum. Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake the elves

07-11-2009, 05:28 AM	#6043
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum. Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake the elves of Northergel.

07-11-2009, 06:02 AM	#6044
Skittlebrau Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,804	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum. Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake the elves of Northergel. Tiny mouths

07-11-2009, 06:17 AM	#6045
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum. Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake the elves of Northergel. Tiny mouths can't breathe

07-11-2009, 07:35 AM	#6046
Video Game Guy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Posts: 1,231	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum. Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake the elves of Northergel. Tiny mouths can't breathe ass gas

07-11-2009, 08:42 AM	#6047
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum. Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake the elves of Northergel. Tiny mouths can't breathe ass gas for more

07-11-2009, 10:56 AM	#6048
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,029	.
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07-12-2009, 02:39 AM	#6049
Bravoie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,713
Bravoie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,713

07-12-2009, 02:55 AM	#6050
Domicile Destructo Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,405	There was a penis throbbing quietly; Fight Club is not throbbing quietly. The penis was physically crippled from the intense masturbation session. His owner, a female, a dog and Shaq didn't know that even small amounts of semen can possibly cause immense blindness. But it can. Trust me. I lit my fart using my penis. Then my penis died. Yesterday, while walking, and throbbing, my penis jizzed through the sidewalk. It flowed forth like ancient yellow sand. Anyway, Sarah Palin and Shaq touched my bum. That was enough, I spoke. "Shit fuck," my ass, my supple and also monkey cheese. Palin's hard abs rippled as we climbed Mount Fuji under my penis. Together, we planned mass graves. Ol' Man Stinklecheeks raised his concern that something was crawling around up there, like crabs. Captain Dicklick exaggerated greatly the ferocity of the Terminator movies. THE END. Terrible story. Part Two. Bum touching. THE END. Part Three. The Queen of Light sold her prized pig. She bought a new super dildo from Wal-Mart with the money she stole from the local THE END. Tom Breed is a penis fucking warlock from...? CRASH! BANG! Part Four: Poopy Bum. Poopy Bum is a racial slur against certain nigger breeds TOM BREEDS, for example. Thus spake the elves of Northergel. Tiny mouths can't breathe ass gas for more than just two Northergelian minutes,

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