Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Compcat]

The best Tomb Raider boobs:

[Tuna Hematoma]

乇乂T尺卂 丅卄l匸匚

[Tuna Hematoma]

Kingsmen 2 is getting poor reviews... granted the first one was like 6/10 reviews, I still loved it. So maybe it'll be good. Was hoping for John Wick 2 kinda staying with the goodness tho.

[Tuna Hematoma]

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

[Izak MD]

hey-ohhhhhhhh

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[Dungeon Snake]

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

I bought the world's worst thesaurus yesterday. Not only is it terrible, it's terrible.

sounds like a norm macdonald joke

[Tuna Hematoma]

I stole it from Samuel Deacon.

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Dungeon Snake

its because beta gamer-types want to have their cake and eat it too. in the 90s it was enough for a girl to have big boobs and shoot guns. that was sexy. now it's the crybaby post-millennial world and we have to have sensitive, intelligent joss whedon-esque female characters with tragic backstories, who also have tits and shoot guns. we need to soak up her trauma and identify with her brave feminine heroism in order to have an orgasm, but also she has to have a good butt and shoot guns. somehow it's far more perverse

this gave me a good laugh TY

[Dungeon Snake]

it's sad how beta our culture could become. in the 90s gamers would rock a power mullet and listen to metallica, and fantasize about a globetrotting supermodel with size 48f tits who kills monsters with dual pistols. now they wear a tshirt that's 2 sizes too tight and their greatest fantasy is a girl who is "adorkable", not too hot and not too ugly but vulnerable so that she's attainable. and best of all... a traumatic past that you can feel virtuous by helping guide her through

[Dungeon Snake]

in other words, basically the local grad student barista with a piercing that youre too scared to ask out but always leave a big tip

[Izak MD]

so true. so true.

[Pirate Balloon]

Originally Posted by Dungeon Snake

in other words, basically the local grad student barista with a piercing that youre too scared to ask out but always leave a big tip

lol

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[Dungeon Snake]

that's amazing... it can almost tell asian people apart!

[Compcat]

This is pretty neat for anyone with Sims 1 nostalgia.

[Tuna Hematoma]

lotion

[Bobby Swisha]

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[Old Rivers]

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[Damage Jackal]

Originally Posted by Dungeon Snake

it's sad how beta our culture could become. in the 90s gamers would rock a power mullet and listen to metallica, and fantasize about a globetrotting supermodel with size 48f tits who kills monsters with dual pistols. now they wear a tshirt that's 2 sizes too tight and their greatest fantasy is a girl who is "adorkable", not too hot and not too ugly but vulnerable so that she's attainable. and best of all... a traumatic past that you can feel virtuous by helping guide her through

i agree. fuck nuance in popular culture. gimme some of that dumb shit

[Old Rivers]

Hey Damage Jackal, were you the one who posted the videos of that youtube guy who does the history of various speedrunning records? If so, thanks, cause that channel rocks and I still follow him.

[Shaun]

@ Lohr - good movie, didn't realize this was him

[Tuna Hematoma]

https://teechip.com/890-qoislax#id=1...ge-mug&s=front

[Slime]

Originally Posted by Shaun

@ Lohr - good movie, didn't realize this was him

oh yeah i just got that movie, need to watch. he's also in waking life