Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Tuna Hematoma]

I don't know who Lee Daniels is, but he really needs to stop putting his name in front of stuff. Like, fuck you, who do you think you are? Tyler Perry????

[Old Rivers]

why is it racist for tyler perry, but not lee daniels?

[Tuna Hematoma]

hahaha, the image I had in my mind of Lee Daniels was a pasty british white guy. (I just looked him up now)

[Old Rivers]

way to be racist against pasty british white guys.

[Yamles]

I'm such a cynical old bitch, I think my face is in a perpetual state of roll eyes.

I'm unemployed, perfect time to start my life as a shut in.

[Mr Mong]

wow you must be dizzy

[Dave Miles]

Originally Posted by Yamles

I'm such a cynical old bitch, I think my face is in a perpetual state of roll eyes.

I'm unemployed, perfect time to start my life as a shut in.

does having children ruin happiness?

[Dungeon Snake]

do you really even need to ask that

[Dave Miles]

tru

[Slime]

dammit bongo!

[Yamles]

Originally Posted by Dave Miles

does having children ruin happiness?

No way man, I'm 100% happier with my life now that he's around. He's a very chill kid and I've honestly never once regretted having him. I want another one and it's super hard going, that's why I'm angry at the world.

Honestly he's the best thing ever, you guys should have some kids.

[Old Rivers]

I'm considering adopting Lohr.

[Slime]

a

[French Fry]

Adopt me, I can cook and I'll beat up Bongo in an underground boxing ring

[Dave Miles]

Originally Posted by Yamles

No way man, I'm 100% happier with my life now that he's around. He's a very chill kid and I've honestly never once regretted having him. I want another one and it's super hard going, that's why I'm angry at the world.

Honestly he's the best thing ever, you guys should have some kids.

well my gf is almost 40 and if we did have kids it'd likely be a couple years down the path. isnt there research now that says having kids at that age increases the chance of them having developmental problems? the kid is already going to inherit addictive personality from his ma and pa, i dunno how much more insanity the kid can handle.

[Shaun]

[Slime]

Originally Posted by Dave Miles

well my gf is almost 40 and if we did have kids it'd likely be a couple years down the path. isnt there research now that says having kids at that age increases the chance of them having developmental problems? the kid is already going to inherit addictive personality from his ma and pa, i dunno how much more insanity the kid can handle.

from what ive seen its like how they say red meat increases cancer chance and all that other stuff. like yeah, it might be +20%, but that is +20% on like 1% making it 1.2% now (these are made-up percentages). if ya get what i mean! i haven't looked into it a ton but thats what i picked up from what ive seen. made me think its drastically overhyped. the chance is always there and is more affected by other factors than age it seemed to me

[Dungeon Snake]

im holding open auditions for 3dmmers that i will adopt. I will be a great Dad for you. i will provide many opportunities for my adopted children:
- i have strong arms. i will hold you safe and tight.
- i will teach you the important skills that you need to know as a man, such as woodworking and how to tie knots, and how women work. you probably don't know these.
- you will be proud of me as a Father.

i can only adopt, like, 5 or 6 children right now so first come, first serve

[Izak MD]

Originally Posted by Shaun

oh wow

the first guy forgot that pizza is heavy, the second guy forgot that pizza is hot

[Dave Miles]

if he hadn't bumped into the table the pizza might have been salvageable

[Evil Ash]

Originally Posted by Dave Miles

well my gf is almost 40 and if we did have kids it'd likely be a couple years down the path. isnt there research now that says having kids at that age increases the chance of them having developmental problems? the kid is already going to inherit addictive personality from his ma and pa, i dunno how much more insanity the kid can handle.

It's more due to older women having more complications with birthing. Sceince has helped a lot but obviously a 16 year old can pump out 3247862374 kids and not break a sweat, while a 40 year old will likely have a ton of side effects and extra pain/hormonal issues/etc. which CAN affect the childs health as well.

Plus at 40 you could have your last cycle any month so it's a time sensitive thing. A couple years could mean you'll never have kids cause she'll stop making eggs.

Though usually that's more like around 50ish.

[Damage Jackal]

pfft why do i need to learn woodworking

[Dungeon Snake]

it will focus your mind, relax your stress and make your hands hard and nimble. plus you will make beautiful & useful objects

[Yamles]

My cut off is 35 for another kid, because of risk of Down's syndrome increasing and wanting to be around for kid later on. But who knows, I've already had to move it a few years

[John Coffee]

Originally Posted by Dungeon Snake

it will focus your mind, relax your stress and make your hands hard and nimble. plus you will make beautiful & useful objects

totally. i've been seriously getting into woodworking for the past year or so. it's one of those things that, like playing music, takes a ton of practice, but is also extremely gratifying at any skill level. it's practical and creative and can lead to more interesting things like furniture/interior design