Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Phil Williamson]

Originally Posted by Jesterfoot

Is that a real Twitter account? I can't imagine Why Ahmed would name it "IStandWithAhmed" if it's himself

doesn't really surprise me honestly. wouldn't surprise me if it was registered a few days before the clock incident either

[Evil Ash]

It's him, and he/his dad registered it after he got popular and the hashtag was a thing.

[Samurai Clinton]

Here is a list of celebrities who could be looking at Goatse images:

Leonard Cohen
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
Larry Craig
John Ritter (maybe he did before he died)
Ron Howard
Andy Griffith (before he died though)
Donald Trump
George Clinton
Hulk Hogan
Michael Richards
Lindsay Lohan
Kanye West

[Quilt]

pleasing effects with a human touch

[Phil Williamson]

Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

Here is a list of celebrities who could be looking at Goatse images:

Leonard Cohen
Bill Gates
Steve Jobs
Larry Craig
John Ritter (maybe he did before he died)
Ron Howard
Andy Griffith (before he died though)
Donald Trump
George Clinton
Hulk Hogan
Michael Richards
Lindsay Lohan
Kanye West

hmm, how did you come up with this list?

also I'm now intrigued by the question of who was more likely to have seen Goatse during their lives, John Ritter or Andy Griffith. Ritter died almost a decade earlier in 2003, when Goatse was still a lot more obscure, but Andy Griffith was older and...y'know, Andy Griffith, so it's harder to imagine a scenario where he came across it. really could see it going either way to be honest.

[Bown]

He suffered a fatal heart attack after viewing goatse for the first time

[Shaun]

It'd be interesting just to go out in public and psychically know who among you has viewed Goatse once or more and who has never seen it. Who are the goatse virgins?

That's the first thing I'd wanna know about people if I had that superpower

It'd be really neat to see a list of 3dmmers ordered by time of their lives spent gazing into Goatse's rectum

I imagine it'd look like this:

1. Samurai Clinton - 1,472 hours 56 minutes 58 seconds
2. BR - 28 minutes 6 seconds
3. Shaun - 19 minutes 43 seconds
4. Old Rivers - 16 minutes 12 seconds
5. Compcat - 16 minutes 4 seconds

[French Fry]

one time someone made a fake leaked ISO for a mac os x version, and they had it just display goatse upon booting up

[Tuna Hematoma]

[Dungeon Snake]

Originally Posted by Phil Williamson

hmm, how did you come up with this list?

also I'm now intrigued by the question of who was more likely to have seen Goatse during their lives, John Ritter or Andy Griffith. Ritter died almost a decade earlier in 2003, when Goatse was still a lot more obscure, but Andy Griffith was older and...y'know, Andy Griffith, so it's harder to imagine a scenario where he came across it. really could see it going either way to be honest.

i'd say andy dick has definitely seen goatse. werner herzog has seen it. james franco. john waters. most modern "edgy" comedians have seen it i'm sure, louis ck definitely, sarah silverman, jimmy kimmel, dave chapelle, ricky gervais.

[Rabid Dinosaur]

but at this particular moment? you have to separate the one-time Goatse viewers from the chronic Goatse viewers.

[Dungeon Snake]

haha like which celebrities are currently looking at goatse right at this moment? too bad oliver reed died, he definitely would be. same with david carradine

[Happyjuice]

Hillary Clinton is the goatse goddess. She's gazed into the abyss for hours at a time

[Happyjuice]

I heard in an effort to make avatar 2 more marketable they teamed up with universal to put minions in it.

[Samurai Clinton]

One thing I noticed, most people who hate goatse have no respect for leonard cohen.

[Apfigur]

TOP 10 SIMPSONS CHARACTERS



Do you agree? What's your favorite simpsons characters
¨
post in the comments below

[Dungeon Snake]

#10 is itchy & scratchy.... that's two characters. they should be #10 and #9 respectively

[Jesterfoot]

Originally Posted by Happyjuice

Hillary Clinton is the goatse goddess. She's gazed into the abyss for hours at a time

yeah how do you think she got pneumonia

[Bown]

no sideshow bob, no bleeding gums murphy, bad top 10

[Old Rivers]

thank god he remembered that maggie is a better character than marge, lisa or burns.

[Bown]

yeah burns is too low. and i definitely wouldn't put all the actual simpsons in

[Old Rivers]

Originally Posted by Apfigur

Do you agree? What's your favorite simpsons characters
¨
post in the comments below

1. Burns
2. Moe
3. Skinner
4. Lionel Hutz
5. Krusty
6. Troy McClure
7. Smithers
8. Grandpa Simpson
9. Sideshow Bob
10. Jacques

[Dungeon Snake]

Originally Posted by Bown

no sideshow bob, no bleeding gums murphy, bad top 10

dude bleeding gums murphy does not belong in the top 10 by any stretch of the imagination. he was in what, like 2 episodes? i can think of many characters better. milhouse, krusty, flanders, moe, troy mclure

[Bown]

i've always loved bleeding gums murphy for some reason. grandpa and the hartman regulars would def be in mine too

it is so impressive how many great characters simpsons introduced during its good years. springfield is easily one of the most well-fleshed-out universes in tv

[Slime]

hold on... Facebook listens to you while you are typing your status? wtf? is this a widely known thing among you facebook users? people actually accept this? or am i misinterpreting this?