Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Jesterfoot]

Originally Posted by Dungeon Snake

LOL, yeah i too know when a woman's birthday is

But obviously not the point dating strategies or when to apply them

[Bown]

Originally Posted by Austin French Fry

Bird I drew

This is pretty awful but also good? I'm confused

[Izak MD]

reminds me of ted mckeever's drawings sort of

[Izak MD]

it's like if ted mckeever drew a bird version of Seaman for sega dreamcast

[Dungeon Snake]

Originally Posted by Jesterfoot

But obviously not the point dating strategies or when to apply them

Buh??

[Dungeon Snake]

that;s a great bird austin seaman.

[Slime]

yeah cool bird the face makes it good

[Jesterfoot]

Originally Posted by Dungeon Snake

Buh??

you're describing me as being pussywhipped by a person who I am not romantically involved with or attempting to attract. Just helping a friend on her birthday.

[Bown]

I'll admit to not really being sure what his rolly-eyes birthday post was about, but I didn't think it was that

[Jesterfoot]

Stay sharp Bown

Originally Posted by Dungeon Snake

*makes whip crack noise with mouth*

[Izak MD]

i dunno i think he was just trying to give you a playful poke on the ribs or something

[Jesterfoot]

I know that's fine, as long as he can handle being poked back by someone just coming from the Tow company

[Izak MD]

tbh i dont think i understood any of the ribbing

like you both werent speaking in coherent sentences at all

[Jesterfoot]

And yet here you are

[Dungeon Snake]

Originally Posted by Jesterfoot

you're describing me as being pussywhipped by a person who I am not romantically involved with or attempting to attract. Just helping a friend on her birthday.

yeah right, a female platonic friend did you 2 go unicorn hunting on the way back

[Jesterfoot]

I didn't necessarily say platonic, just not romantic
after all, what kind of a birthday doesn't involve birthday sex

[Quilt]

firearm safety instructor: all guns are always loaded. no exceptions

tom brown: are you being serious right now. wow is this your honest belief. you think that literally every gun has bullets in it? you are actually scary and creepy

[Dungeon Snake]

Originally Posted by Jesterfoot

I didn't necessarily say platonic, just not romantic
after all, what kind of a birthday doesn't involve birthday sex

[French Fry]

Originally Posted by Quilt

firearm safety instructor: all guns are always loaded. no exceptions

tom brown: are you being serious right now. wow is this your honest belief. you think that literally every gun has bullets in it? you are actually scary and creepy

[Bown]

I don't get that OR the tow company reference

[Jesterfoot]

hahaha Quilt just demonstrated why he needs to be on board for Bowntown 2

and there's no reference. I was literally coming from the tow company...

[Shaun]

I found these gifs and put them together in a compilation. I was going to post it on Facebook just to annoy all the NFL fans, but then after I took all the time, I realized gifs are gifs for a reason... you need autolooping to see what's going on in most of these. I don't need to be a troll for no reason anyway

Hope the music isn't annoying, tried to pick something people would recognize but also sets the right tone

[Quilt]

Originally Posted by Bown

I don't get that OR the tow company reference

'all guns are always loaded' is the first rule of firearm safety (i.e. don't do this http://imgur.com/rchCsVf.gifv) it's a generalization that benefits your safety to assume it. sure there are guns that are not loaded but the risk of putting a bullet somewhere bad outweighs any need to be sheldon-cooper-technically correct
our hero tom brown is acting as if the instructor is saying the sky is green (cf. phil williamson)

maybe this graph is relevant too

[Bown]

Originally Posted by Jesterfoot

hahaha Quilt just demonstrated why he needs to be on board for Bowntown 2

and there's no reference. I was literally coming from the tow company...

so still salty, then, is the impression I'm getting

[Bown]

Originally Posted by Quilt

'all guns are always loaded' is the first rule of firearm safety (i.e. don't do this http://imgur.com/rchCsVf.gifv) it's a generalization that benefits your safety to assume it. sure there are guns that are not loaded but the risk of putting a bullet somewhere bad outweighs any need to be sheldon-cooper-technically correct
our hero tom brown is acting as if the instructor is saying the sky is green (cf. phil williamson)

maybe this graph is relevant too

I guess I just don't get how this applies to recent arguments. I like that your way of typing applies to the bbcode as well though