Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 1619

French Fry · 06-07-2016, 01:23 AM

i should make that old man's hanging nut my signature
just the nut, nothing else

French Fry · 06-07-2016, 01:31 AM

no wait this works better

Slime · 06-07-2016, 01:45 AM

hahah... nice job. the color correction makes it much less suspicious

Izak MD · 06-07-2016, 01:47 AM

were they salted and canned by your aunt dee?

Samurai Clinton · 06-07-2016, 04:48 PM

French Fry · 06-07-2016, 06:53 PM

http://storage.csgoani.me/uploads/3cecppzo.webm

Izak MD · 06-07-2016, 07:59 PM

i already posted that

Izak MD · 06-07-2016, 10:03 PM

http://www.forbes.com/sites/fruzsina.../#6dc28c178d90

oh wow, forbes did a thing on sam hyde

the journalist seems completely confused

Quilt · 06-07-2016, 10:35 PM

Hyde explained in an email: “My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.”

Slime · 06-07-2016, 10:38 PM

forbes has been often confused ever since they started attempting to do mainstream entertainment news, well since i first noticed them doing this around 2012. some articles have been ridiculous. some are ok though

Izak MD · 06-07-2016, 10:59 PM

it's jsut funny cos the journalist is like, aware that he's fucking around, and being like "he's attempting to troll me as part of his subversive humor" but then she quotes him in full as if it's real, and then later adds a statement indicating that *that* was a troll as well, since she apparently couldn't figure it out at the time

i'm glad that all these internet assholes are turning their clickbait-jockeying into even more of a joke than it is

when clickbait journalism dies out completely, i might actually start to miss it

Slime · 06-08-2016, 12:27 AM

WHEN? what makes you think it will ever go away

Slime · 01:32 AM

Air Rick · 06-08-2016, 01:17 AM

Slime · 06-08-2016, 01:31 AM

what a shot!

Izak MD · 06-08-2016, 01:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lohr

WHEN? what makes you think it will ever go away

ad blockers are growing and growing, and more companies aren't shelling out the shekels for on-page ads

this has been happening for a while. one way around it is by having the advertisers pay for 'sponsored content' that actually tries to be good content. this has been an interesting strategy, but it seems to be too much effort for what amounts to meager results

other companies do ads as go-betweens when you click the little clickbait icons on the side of the screen. but i think that can be a liability, since journalism is getting sleazier and sleazier while people are simultaneously getting more and more offended about nothing. there's no guarantee that your brand won't be associated with some offensively shitty little clickbait headline in people's minds

as more people get ad blockers, more sites try to go around it. some of them say things like "whoops! you have an ad blocker! disable it or you can't see the page," but market research indicates that most people with ad blockers just dont bother to read the content. the smarter ones just disable the javascript, so that way, they dont see the ads OR the little message

it's a growing problem for these sites. a lot of them are just scrapping the whole pay-per-click model and trying to get people to subscribe by giving a limited amount of page views. but that model doesnt' seem to work well either.

my guess is, the internet will hurt the profits for journalism all-around as advertisers just stop caring. more journalists will build themselves up as a brand and get their own little clan of followers to read them on their own personal blogs. steve sailer has been forced into this position, but mostly because he's a non-faggoty right-winger, and any non-faggoty right winger is basically a persona non grata in the world of mainstream ideas in our waning dildocracy known as the united states of america

Damage Jackal · 06-08-2016, 04:10 AM

i really don't think that's going to happen. bloggers will never just shun the concept of mastheads, even purely internet based publications.

Slime · 06-08-2016, 04:56 AM

i agree. CLICKBAIT IS ETERNAL. it might temporarily drop out as advertising moves between formats but it'll be back!

Slime · 06-08-2016, 06:55 AM

Broken Pencil · 06-08-2016, 12:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

school's still in for another 22 days though

French Fry · 06-08-2016, 01:11 PM

not for me lol

Izak MD · 06-08-2016, 07:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lohr

i agree. CLICKBAIT IS ETERNAL. it might temporarily drop out as advertising moves between formats but it'll be back!

i think it's more that just dumb sensationalism is eternal

French Fry · 06-08-2016, 07:15 PM

try to shame anyone with pizza and everyone will laugh at you and your mind will start to cancel

Air Rick · 06-08-2016, 08:37 PM

:59s is the best

French Fry · 06-09-2016, 11:06 PM

http://s1.webmshare.com/zMV1K.webm

06-07-2016, 01:45 AM	#40453
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	hahah... nice job. the color correction makes it much less suspicious
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

06-07-2016, 01:47 AM	#40454
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	were they salted and canned by your aunt dee?
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06-07-2016, 07:59 PM	#40457
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	i already posted that
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06-07-2016, 10:03 PM	#40458
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	http://www.forbes.com/sites/fruzsina.../#6dc28c178d90 oh wow, forbes did a thing on sam hyde the journalist seems completely confused
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

06-07-2016, 10:35 PM	#40459
Quilt Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,371	yeah that was good . i should email him to hire me to work on his tv show Hyde explained in an email: “My wife’s boyfriend (open relationship) heard it from the news first and so he and my wife’s son were both scared silly for a few days before everything was explained. I also got a call from my rabbi frantically trying to talk me out of doing anything more violent until finally I managed to explain to him that it was a hoax.”
Quilt Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 3,371

06-07-2016, 01:23 AM	#40451
French Fry Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 1,973	i should make that old man's hanging nut my signature just the nut, nothing else

06-07-2016, 01:31 AM	#40452
French Fry Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 1,973	no wait this works better

06-07-2016, 04:48 PM	#40455
Samurai Clinton Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 2,077

06-07-2016, 06:53 PM	#40456
French Fry Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 1,973	http://storage.csgoani.me/uploads/3cecppzo.webm

06-07-2016, 10:38 PM	#40460
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	forbes has been often confused ever since they started attempting to do mainstream entertainment news, well since i first noticed them doing this around 2012. some articles have been ridiculous. some are ok though
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

06-07-2016, 10:59 PM	#40461
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	it's jsut funny cos the journalist is like, aware that he's fucking around, and being like "he's attempting to troll me as part of his subversive humor" but then she quotes him in full as if it's real, and then later adds a statement indicating that that was a troll as well, since she apparently couldn't figure it out at the time i'm glad that all these internet assholes are turning their clickbait-jockeying into even more of a joke than it is when clickbait journalism dies out completely, i might actually start to miss it
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

06-08-2016, 12:27 AM	#40462
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	WHEN? what makes you think it will ever go away
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

06-08-2016, 12:38 AM	#40463
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	-
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06-08-2016, 01:17 AM	#40464
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733
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06-08-2016, 01:31 AM	#40465
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	what a shot!
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

06-08-2016, 04:10 AM	#40467
Damage Jackal Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 18,523	i really don't think that's going to happen. bloggers will never just shun the concept of mastheads, even purely internet based publications.

06-08-2016, 04:56 AM	#40468
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	i agree. CLICKBAIT IS ETERNAL. it might temporarily drop out as advertising moves between formats but it'll be back!
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

06-08-2016, 06:55 AM	#40469
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891
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06-08-2016, 01:11 PM	#40471
French Fry Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 1,973	not for me lol

06-08-2016, 07:15 PM	#40473
French Fry Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 1,973	try to shame anyone with pizza and everyone will laugh at you and your mind will start to cancel

06-08-2016, 08:37 PM	#40474
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	:59s is the best
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733

06-09-2016, 11:06 PM	#40475
French Fry Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 1,973	http://s1.webmshare.com/zMV1K.webm