Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Samurai Clinton]

Look at this:

(sorry but the shitty website I showed here demands money just for simple info)

Multiple people named Larry Craig live in Idaho, even Boise alone has more than two people bearing the name.

[Shaun]

i like how Seinfeld and Obama give each other courtesy laughs, then starting at 9:40 Seinfeld's like, "yeah .. right, yeah, mmhmm, yeah yeah." Like someone who's not listening to what the other person is saying

[Happyjuice]

I saw Seinfeld live a couple months ago he was pretty funny.

[Izak MD]

pretty cool corvette

this car is my favorite car



ahh.....

[Izak MD]

that was my first time watchin that show

the banter was pretty good, but the music kinda pissed me off. i wish it were totally silent

[Tuna Hematoma]

My favourite Atencio tweet.

[Izak MD]

it's funny in isolation. the next few tweets are just typical SJW virtue signalling

[Happyjuice]

Originally Posted by Izak MD

pretty cool corvette

this car is my favorite car



ahh.....

I love how Seinfeld loves cars. If I had that much money I'd have a crazy garage too, no doubt. I'm gonna turn this thread into a temporary CAR THREAD. Here we go, I could talk about this shit for hours.



Old cars are so fucking awesome. I love BIG cars, they're my favorite. So I love how all those 50s-60s era cars were HUUUUUUUGEEEE.


1956 Buick Roadmaster. Beautiful car.




1958 Cadillac Coup Deville. GORGEOUS

(I heard the reason Cadillac stopped making such sharp fins is because when you got going too fast on the highway the car would actually start to generate a small amount of lift and essentially hydroplane, without the water.)

Then you get into the late 60s/early 70s and you started getting all the MUSCLE CARS that were FAST but still BIG

1969 Camaro:


It's crazy because GM had such an iconic design to go after with the whole 'throwback muscle car' trend that's gotten so popular and they fucked it up by trying to be too space agey (don't get me wrong, I'd still drive the FUCK out of a new camaro.) I'd say dodge did the throwback style the best with the new challengers, but the worst car I ever had was a dodge and it was such a shitty car. Beautiful interior though.



Speaking of beautiful looking dodges...the hemi-cuda is just something else



I don't know if the Mach 1 Mustangs were the FIRST car to popularize the airvents on the back windshield, but I always associated those vents with these old Mustangs


(Those vents have some cool slang name that has something to do with guns. I forget what the slang name is but it basically implies you can hide in the back seat and shoot a rifle out of the back without being seen.)



But then in the 70s you had big sedans get popular again. I was trying to find a good picture of a Fleetwood Brougham from the late 70s to the early 90s and couldn't find just one perfect picture so do yourself a favor and look at some on google. The design barely changed from the mid 70s to 1990, and it's just a timeless design.

My first car was actually close to being a 1979 Fleetwood Brougham that was all beat to shit but my first car was pretty badass. I want my next car to be a big car again. I'm tired of practical mid sized sedans.

This was my first car exactly, but my windows were way more tinted:

Dungeon Snake can attest to how badass that car was.


So here's my list of big cars that I could realistically purchase as my next car. Unfortunately I'll probably wind up getting something a lot more practical/boring but one can dream:

2nd gen Lexus LS400



3rd gen Mercedes S class


Somewhat rarer but related is the 1st gen CL class....Practically the same car as the S class above but a coup. Honestly if I had money to piss away on a totally impractical car this would be it





3rd gen Chevy Caprice (or IMPALA)



The problem is all the BIG SEDANS these days are FWD so I'm kind of a dickhead purist about RWD big body sedans, especially since they're so rare. There's a lot of newer cars I'd love if they were RWD, biggest example being the newer Devilles

They're are some new rwd sedans....The Chevrolet SS is badass, but is supppppper expensive. The new Taurus SHOs are cool too, but also crazy expensive.






The perfect car tho is a e46 M3

That's a car that I WILL own before I die. Not for my next car, but that's like my alltime favorite car. Before BMW went downhill with the newer shitty looking bodystyles.






I'm gonna write a follow up post to this specifically talking about art deco/streamline cars from the 30s, and why that style never really caught on.

[Tuna Hematoma]

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects...-to-solve-digi
Porn mouse

[Izak MD]

oh wow that's a good post

yeah the cadillac coup deville is pretty bitchin

i like the italian cars, even though they supposedly suck from a functional perspective

[Happyjuice]

I forgot to include any panther platform shit under realistic rwd sedans. I wanted to include an e38 BMW too and I dunno why I didn't.

Ya Izak I really like lambos. (Countach and Reventon are my favs.) I just recently started seeing Alfa Romeos and Fiats IRL. By recently I mean within the last 5 years. I don't really know much about Italian cars besides Lamborghinis tho

[French Fry]

this shit scares me

also this is my favorite car, although i'm not much of a car person

[Slime]

Originally Posted by Austin French Fry

this shit scares me

haha i only watched part of it but that's nuts. he's very good at explaining the complicated things he does

[French Fry]

when he gets into parallel universes and 12 HOUR SPEED BUILDUP, thats where I draw the line. this dude is not well.

[Dungeon Snake]

haha that dude's awesome. he's PUSHING THE FUCKING LIMITS. that's the kind of shit that gets hadron colliders built son

[Dungeon Snake]

this dude on something awful's only been playing dwarf fortress for like 6 years. fuckin nublet needs to get his learn onhttp://lpix.org/sslptest/index.php?id=23024

[French Fry]

6 years and he's using a graphical tile set?
gross

[Dungeon Snake]

I KNOW RIGHT. weak shit

[Slime]

uninhabited land in the US

[Phil Williamson]

hmm, what's up with all the ones along the Mississippi River? seems like a lot of people would live there

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Austin French Fry

this shit scares me

also this is my favorite car, although i'm not much of a car person

INITIAL D

[Dungeon Snake]

Originally Posted by Phil Williamson

hmm, what's up with all the ones along the Mississippi River? seems like a lot of people would live there

yeah im also pretty confused about alaska. it looks like they're counting big portions of the brooks range as inhabited, which seems incorrect to me. im guessing those areas are really sparsely populated but they're not really counting the areas between settlements as uninhabited. but then in the aleutians they do it the opposite way, they only count the towns near the coast and then consider the rest of the island "uninhabited" (even though there's a highway that runs right through most of them). or maybe it just goes based on whether it's private property or not? it's possible a lot of the brooks range is private property i don't really know

[Happyjuice]

Originally Posted by Phil Williamson

hmm, what's up with all the ones along the Mississippi River? seems like a lot of people would live there

I think they might be considering ppl not living in the river as uninhabited.

[Gorosaurus]

I would guess that zero population means that the number of people per square mile is less than one.

It's an average of some sort, but who knows what their criteria are.

[Tuna Hematoma]

https://www.instagram.com/p/BFhzUGeCpBy/

I was hoping for a bomb.