Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[James McCloud]

do you suppose they randomize the order per ballot?

[Tony Clay]

Originally Posted by Shaun

i saw a clip of this speech Cruz just gave, that girl on the right is crazy and in love with Cruz. she's listening and watching so intently and everything he says elicits a strong reaction. it's so cute but also so bizarre

Ahahaha I just watching this live on Foxy News. So sad.

[Tony Clay]

I love how he's all "MEN DON'T BELONG IN THE LITTLE GIRLS' ROOM"

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by James McCloud

do you suppose they randomize the order per ballot?

No it's the same order as the sample ballot I saw.

but it's probably ordered that way on purpose to remove the slight psychological advantage of being on the top of the list or the disadvantage of being on bottom

[Shaun]

Well Sanders' odds are dwindling even more now... looks like he's winning my state though. so that's cool.

the idiotic states are the Trump/Clinton states. you know that's true because that's who the south voted for

[Dungeon Snake]

god what a fucking awful movie. unbearable

[Slime]

Originally Posted by Shaun

watch this

hahah, its a great idea. but i think the parody is too long.

clickhole has some great ideas. i love this one nick tonic linked me a while back and i'm sad it only has 11k views after a year (i already posted this here though)

[Slade]

hahahaha

[Izak MD]

haha good ad

[Trooper]

Thanks Lohr & Christo for feedback. Always looking to improve so it's realy helpful. Sorry for the slow reply but I'm not on here as much now I'm working fulltime.

Originally Posted by Lohr

im not sure why you didn't use a pure black background at the start, the HBO logo zooming in over the grey clearly shows the mask shape and its a strange first impression.

Fuck. I had no idea about this. Must be a subtle contrast thing because I didn't spot that on my laptop, work PC or phone. Fuck, it's a shitty first impression though for whoever can see it like that. That's a real shame.

Originally Posted by Lohr

the music is just a little too loud compared to the voices which can affect how well the humorous lines hit. it can be hard to tell when YOU know all the words, how it will sound to the audience.

Yeah I did have a bit of volume automation going with the speech AND music but yeah, I think half the issue is that I was too used to it. I have that problem a lot actually.

Cheers dude. I'll take it all on board. ALso I unmonetised that vid now. I think you're right; you can get away with posting a lot of stuff if it's not monetised. They usually just put their own ads on it rather than strike you.

[Tony Clay]

[bl0ppin]

omg voldemort doesn't even need shampoo!!

[Tony Clay]

I wish Biblio was a black man this board could lose in the dark








Clearly, I'm being much more mature than usual, and you're all fucking welcome.

[Dominator Dan]

Originally Posted by Trooper

Fuck. I had no idea about this. Must be a subtle contrast thing because I didn't spot that on my laptop, work PC or phone. Fuck, it's a shitty first impression though for whoever can see it like that. That's a real shame.

Looks good to me and my monitor is hella sick IMO.

[Slime]

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[Dungeon Snake]

totally ruined. i though this article was germane to this site since it seems pretty dominated by autistic discourse most of the time

http://well.blogs.nytimes.com/2016/0..._1=298452&_r=0

Seeing emotion didn’t make my life happy. It scared me, as the fear I felt in others took hold in me, too. As exciting as my new sensory ability was, it cost me customers at work, when I felt them looking at me with contempt. It spoiled friendships when I saw teasing in a different and nastier light. It even ruined memories when I realized that people I remembered as funny were really making fun of me.
And the hardest thing: It cost me a marriage.

interesting. personally i would never undergo a treatment like this. i've been pretty severely depressed for as long as i can remember, and it definitely deadens my emotions. people sometimes think of depression as an excess of sadness, and while it is true that negative emotions come much more easily than positive ones, to me depression is really more an absence of feeling. i also definitely prefer it that way though, it's one of the few benefits of major depression. emotions are for fucking gays and queers, there's nothing more disgusting and pathetic to me than somebody who doesn't have control over their feelings. sounds like this poor dude would have been much better off without this

[Izak MD]

yeah i actually read a study that said that depressed people are more likely to react in a controlled and effective manner during major emergencies. i also think that depressed people have a more realistic perspective on most things generally. absence of emotion probably has a lot to do with it. that may also be partly why the only women i've ever met who've struck me as mostly rational have all been either filthy, dirty sluts or choleric, semi-autistic academic types.

[Dungeon Snake]

right? i think it's true too, the thing about depressed people being more realistic and responding to emergency better. you get a LOT of depressed people who end up as first responders, and a lot of suicidal people too. it's actually pretty shocking once you scratch the surface, like how many people in the "life saving" professions are pretty much laboring under a perpetual mental health crisis. there's a reason elite firefighters are stereotyped as having death wishes

[Izak MD]

nietzsche felt that one of war's chief virtues is that it allows a depressed man to commit suicide by proxy, but in a way that honors both him and his people

[Dungeon Snake]

that's definitely true, and i'm surprised i've never heard that before because it dovetails with my own thought process. it's too bad we aren't more like the japanese, i think their outlook on suicide is pretty "on fleek"

[Evil Ash]

Originally Posted by Lohr

maybe you're watching it embedded. go on youtube and you see this:



if you can't see the mask there, you prob need to calibrate your monitor using a site like http://www.lagom.nl/lcd-test/


its really not a big deal, dont worry about it trooper. it stood out to me cause i look for stuff like that. in reality the regular viewer would never care. it just made me wonder why the background wasnt pure black.

Okay this is wierd. Did you edit that image? In the image you posted I totally see it, but in the video - embedded or on Youtube, at any quality - I don't see it.

I think my video card does something to videos different than images. Neat.

[Slime]

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[Slime]

i cant stop laughing at r/crappydesign top threads




edit: man this one made me laugh so hard:
http://imgur.com/a/FJvcZ

ignore the guy trying to be funny...
the bathroom feels like some 8 year old trying to build a bathroom in the sims and just placing random items all over the place.
that sink with the foot shuffling hahah

edit: man some of these are unbelievable. but i won't post anymore.

edit: hahah man i feel like im going to get sick im laughing so much

this:



and the edits that followed:



this subreddit is a dream come true for me


edit:

edit: Mad Catz pays respects to Paris:

Mad cats has a very short sighted pr department. This isnt the first time they haven't thought something through. I remember a csgo event were they made every pro hang a set of madcast headsets off their monitor so people on stream would see their product. . . The issue was that everyone watch just saw a bunch of pro players wearing other brands and leaving the madcats on the monitor... Essentially it just made it look like madcats headsets are shit

fuck i need to go to sleep

[Slime]

[Tony Clay]

those are the most fear-inducing rapists I've ever seen!