Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Dungeon Snake]

Originally Posted by Izak MD

the other day, a hillary clinton supporter told me that she reminds her of a boomer version of lena dunham or something, and then got distracted by a bird outside the window. and then she predicted that clinton will win

that's pretty disturbingly accurate

[Happyjuice]

I only know two Hilldawg supporters IRL.


One his my gay cousin, he's like super into her. Worked on her campaign in 2008, drove the fucking campaign bus around. I think he even wrote a book about the Hillary Clinton campaign.


The other is a gay mexican dude I worked with at six flags in 2008.

Both are super nice ppl. But I've never come across anybody else who supports Hillary Clinton.


I'm sure I know some others but they're not outspoken about it.

[Happyjuice]

He did write a book

[Izak MD]

kinda funny that he's gay and his last name is "bringman"

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Happyjuice

Tony Clay you should give your Obamabux to Clinton. That's who public assistance was intended for

YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I worked hard just to even get a damn idea how some concepts worked.

I worked so hard to even find a way at all for some things, that I don't feel I get enough money in return.

Besides, Michigan has a 10 cent per bottle for bottle return program. Imagine if a really generous person paid me $1 per bottle, then I'd make so much money, I'd RETURN THE FAVOR with all sorts of ideas.

Its really hard to communicate to people. People would rather be in debt than talk about pawn shops or garage sales, or even brag about how many dollars their items are worth, as a reason to offset their costs.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Phil Williamson

lhh at the Leonard Cohen Reddit post tab

But the name Nimoy, or Maltin could have been after Leonard too!

you know how website titles get cut off when tabs populate.

[Happyjuice]

Samurai Clinton whats your opinion on scratch off lottery tickets?

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Happyjuice

Samurai Clinton whats your opinion on scratch off lottery tickets?

They are a scam

[Happyjuice]

Smart man

[Samurai Clinton]

THIS MUSIC GETS ME PUMPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm sure to see my dad show more pity and remose over this DIVORCE hes going through!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yup, its been figured out, my dad set me up for embarrassment. HE PLOTTED IT!

Me mentioned Greenville resident Suzanne, then covered Leonard Cohen's song ON PURPOSE just to make me feel sorry for myself. He enticed me to visit a city with bad traffic (i.e. Greenville) on purpose to get me in a bad mood. He was cheating on my mom, and he even tried to make out with other women in front of me just to make me feel sorry for myself. I think my dad discerned my discomfort with the subject of women in a plot to ruin my life!

OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

maybe a Greenville resident just used the name "Suzanne" as an alias just to get me to go on and on about Leonard Cohen's Goatse addiction. She drove a Lincoln Continental just to get Leonard Cohen fans to talk to her more (because the make and model of car had the SAME INITIALS). This list goes on and on as to why so many shitty things keep happening.

My mom filed for a divorce on my dad because she discovered the deceitful plot my dad had to hurt my family by using me as a SCAPEGOAT!

I'm just so glad I called out my dad.

and one more thing, maybe Larry Craig's 2007 arrest in an airport bathroom may have been the PRECURSOR to all this humiliation! Yup, Larry Craig's spouse may have changed her name to "Suzanne" just to get Leonard Cohen fans to talk about the otherwise unappreciated senator more. Larry Craig chose idaho because he knew it would get me to fixate on the "where do potatoes grow" joke.

But this SEGA GENESIS music puts me in that mood of knowing my dad is the EVIL SCUM of my family!

[Rabid Dinosaur]

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[Happyjuice]

Originally Posted by Rabid Dinosaur

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Right???

[Slime]

http://www.alamy.com/stock-photo-a-m...-60355088.html

[Tony Clay]

Cutest thing ever
http://m.imgur.com/Qn3RXh1

[Slime]

so the Vive is seen as already quickly on its way to passing / already passed the Oculus Rift as the best VR device? that's pretty cool since FB got the Rift. i guess theyre both still so early that its pretty meaningless tho

[Phil Williamson]

Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

But the name Nimoy, or Maltin could have been after Leonard too!

you know how website titles get cut off when tabs populate.

it could have been those names...but I have a funny feeling it wasn't

[Bown]

clinton's parents deserve an award or some shit

[Tony Clay]

I'll let them adopt me. Who wouldn't feel rewarded after that?

[French Fry]

This song is like getting punched in the cock

[Tony Clay]

[Air Rick]

[Izak MD]

the last time we had a big argument about transsexuals, i said that a man can't change into a woman any more than he can change into a dragon or unicorn

and everyone was like "whoa izak, whoa. total straw man bro. total party foul bro. you're using mythological animals -- are you trying to say that women aren't even real bro? wtf bro"

and other various red herrings and non-sequiturs

anyhow, for those people, i give you: this gem

[Happyjuice]

Originally Posted by Izak MD

are you trying to say that women aren't even real bro? wtf bro"

hahahah god dammit Izak go home to your unicorn girlfriend

[Slime]

Related terms include "Persian palace", "garage Mahal", "starter castle", and "Hummer house." Marketing parlance often uses the term tract "mansions" or executive homes.

[Tony Clay]

Originally Posted by Izak MD

the last time we had a big argument about transsexuals, i said that a man can't change into a woman any more than he can change into a dragon or unicorn

and everyone was like "whoa izak, whoa. total straw man bro. total party foul bro. you're using mythological animals -- are you trying to say that women aren't even real bro? wtf bro"

and other various red herrings and non-sequiturs

anyhow, for those people, i give you: this gem

...and this guy calls me a "fucking moron".............