Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Happyjuice]

Originally Posted by Izak MD

every now and then i'll see some article on like Salon or something, and they'll be like "all of the people in the south are so racist, but look at what they're searching for!!!" and it'll be like a bunch of interracial porn or black porn or whatever

and i guess the purpose of the article is to be like, "wow just wow, people in the south always vote republican, but they're secretly into porn with lback people, because it's part of their perverted suppressed emotions ... people in the south are searching for big black booty bitches!"

apparently they haven't seen this map:

I wonder what it's like living in an area with a higher than average indian population.


I guess the average indian population is so low that u prolly wouldn't even notice

[Dungeon Snake]

it varies based on the tribe and stuff, in most places in the continental US the natives mostly live on reservations, so you don't necessarily have much day-to-day interaction unless you live right next to the res. in alaska though the natives are a pretty significant part of the population so you see lots of native folk in fairbanks for example. and a lot of native people live in villages where white people are nonexistent or a tiny minority. one of my buddies (who is white) grew up in a village like that and he said it was miserable. the native kids threw rocks at him when they saw him and treated him like complete crap. i used to work right on the navajo nation border and that wasn't really my experience, there was a HUGE incidence of alcoholism and meth so i think most of the people who would otherwise hate me and throw rocks at me were way too fucked up to do anything but lie in a gutter, which you do see A LOT. in places like winslow az (very high navajo population) almost every liquor store, 711, etc has an alleyway or gutter somewhere nearby that is constantly full of unconscious indios
i've only really been around natives in the southwest and alaska tho, i have no idea what it's like in North Dakota or someplace

[Tony Clay]

Unconscious indios are the best indios

[French Fry]

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Good christ, how horrifying

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Happyjuice

Clinton that sounds pretty serious man I hope you're doing alright

Yeah, a divorce settlement costs tens of thousands of dollars, and my dad has all the money to burn, and yet obstructs it from others who deserve not just financial breathing room, but emotional breathing room too.

I barely have any money on me. That's why CD albums that are already in my household are being used as COLLATERAL to offset my costs (e.g. garage sale, pawn shop, etc.). I don't even have any money to buy a car. The way I see it, either there is $10,000 in my wallet (or bank for that matter), or I back off from the dating game completely!

I feel there are more important things than having a girlfriend. I feel like there are needy people to donate things to. I talk about MacGyver, and salvation army, and environmentalism a lot, and my dad just fucking ignores me.

Well, what can we say, with my refusal to invest on CD albums, and my will to download songs through BitTorrent instead, I just want to STRETCH MY DOLLAR as far as possible as a response to that. I REFUSE TO BE IN DEBT like the average American is, and with the pressure my dad put on me over the years, it seems as if he is talking about girls on purpose just to piss me off. I mean, how he comes off in fight-or-flight bringing up the subject, and how he suddenly talks about the subject of girls when I talk about dancefloors, well he completely ignores my INTOLERANCE to music. That's why I make MP3 playlists tailored to ensure I am COMFORTABLE the entire way.

Sometimes its just intriguiting to name FREE ENTERTAINMENT activist groups after girls that other people put us under pressure to flirt with, which we don't feel capable of impressing, or don't fee we have the money to ensure asking them out every weekend of the month (the gas to put in a car, the car itself which I feel I need, the privacy I need from my creepy nosy dad, the bills at restaurants, and the credit card debt I have if I don't have money in my bank, FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCKING STUPID SHIT) . Its a good CONVERSATION STARTER so I can talk about how scare money is to me as a reason to say BOYCOTT WMG, and BOYCOTT RECORD STORES. Metallica's Lars Ulrich must have had a feud with Suzanne Vega over some sexual encounter they had as a reason why he hates Napster. That's why Mitchell Froom divorced Suzanne Vega, and a scandal about that may have lead to Napster's demise.

ITS JUST SO FUCKING RIDICULOUS HOW PEOPLE IGNORE THE UNDERLYING STORY TO WHY!

[Tony Clay]

Wtf clinton i made a macgyver thread yet youre nowhere to be found

[Samurai Clinton]

I fucking hate how others won't get the message, unless I lose a valuable resource.

What if the embarrassment I go through during the drama results in me regretting something on the long run. Its like even FREQUENT REMINDERS to my feelings of regret aren't enough to get the message across. I try to keep reminding my dad that I have BUYERS REMORSE on things, and not even that reminds him of why I talk about garage sales and pawn shops a lot.

Well, I guess its gonna take a RESTRAINING ORDER for him to get the message.

Imagine what it would be like if I put a RESTRAINING ORDER on my dad, and my dad had to pay me 5 grand just to revoke it. Now that would be an opportunity for me to get money!

[Happyjuice]

Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

Yeah, a divorce settlement costs tens of thousands of dollars...........

Yea man I know

[Happyjuice]

TEST

[Tony Clay]

Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

I fucking hate how others won't get the message, unless I lose a valuable resource.

What if the embarrassment I go through during the drama results in me regretting something on the long run. Its like even FREQUENT REMINDERS to my feelings of regret aren't enough to get the message across. I try to keep reminding my dad that I have BUYERS REMORSE on things, and not even that reminds him of why I talk about garage sales and pawn shops a lot.

Well, I guess its gonna take a RESTRAINING ORDER for him to get the message.

Imagine what it would be like if I put a RESTRAINING ORDER on my dad, and my dad had to pay me 5 grand just to revoke it. Now that would be an opportunity for me to get money!

Thats blackmail. Not a good idea young squire.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Tony Clay

Thats blackmail. Not a good idea young squire.

I just feel like I'm "running out of options" since so many employers turn down my job applications, and so many people refuse to be pawnbrokers for me, and any my creepy nosy dad always brings up the subject of girls whenever I show interest in dancefloors, and how he also rudely interrupts me with his shitty music that nobody else wants to hear, and how he dominates the conversation when other people in it need a turn to talk more so than he does, and he even INTERRUPTS people so rudely not giving a fuck if hes "talking out of turn".

My dad is such an embarrassment to my family by cutting off resources that validate his so-called "wisdom".

[Tony Clay]

My dad really believes he is a literal fount of wisdom. I feel ya, dude.

[Samurai Clinton]

This is the thing, its not what the resources my family cuts off from me that concerns me, its them persistently ignoring every DETOUR topic I bring up that is meant to work around their hurdles...

This is a layer system that describes what I used to want, what I currently want, and the ESCAPE ROUTES that get cut off with it:

*past scenario (footnote), BLOCKADE
*I wanted a girlfriend (but I've been OK being single since maybe 2012), but I didn't have a car, nor did I trust anybody else to drive for me
*I wanted a car (but I don't have the money), and my parents didn't authorize me to have enough "breathing room" to feel comfortable asking a girl out.
*I talked about garage sales, but my mom, dad, and the rest of my family simply refused to help, while giving too vague of an opinion about it.
*I start talking about MacGyver a lot (because what won't sell at a garage sale later became test subjects for science experinemts), but even my dad (who he called himself "mr. science" doesn't even respect my science experiments, nor does he even acknowledge the connection it has to MacGyver.
*I tried applying for jobs, and employers TURNED ME DOWN, and nobody showed respect to me being UNEMPLOYABLE!
*I talk about how bad the economy is, and still, no change to their BLOCKADES.
*I talk about how valuable my "unwanted" items are as COLLATERAL for garage sales, pawn shops, bottle return, scrap dealers, etc. And they completely IGNORE me.
*I talk about electronics a lot (because I see them as the critical component to providing music to a dancefloor), and my dad completely ignores me!
*I talk about how intolerant to music I am, and my dad either ignores me or takes offense.

Seriously, I CANNOT PUT UP WITH PARENTS OBSTRUCTING PAWN SHOP COLLATERAL ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!

I use the terms garage sale and pawn shop INTERCHANGEABLY, because whatever I hoard in my house is VALIDATION to the money I beg for, aka COLLATERAL! Its the FIRST THING that comes to mind. Basically I continue keeping it until somebody names their price on whatever I am holding onto. I AM MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP OTHERS WITH THAT, but yet most people don't even want to negotiate. I AM DOWN TO MY KNEES WITH OPTIONS!

I've tried applying, even for DEAD END JOBS, and still employers turn me down.

I REFUSE TO LIVE IN DEBT! I feel like being in CREDIT CARD DEBT is my only way out of this misery.

I try to tell others that I see potential ways out of their debt, and even people who are in debt IGNORE my ideas, even if I RETURN THE FAVOR FOR THEM!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was taught to RECIPROCATE favors in my family. I was taught to STAY OUT OF DEBT.

I DONT SMOKE CIGARETTES, I DONT BUY CAR INSURANCE, I DONT PAY UTILITY BILLS, I DONT BUY ALCOHOL, I DONT BUY GAS, I DON'T SPEND MONEY ON GIRLS I DON'T FEEL CAPABLE OF IMPRESSING, and yet I still have virtually no money in my wallet. I'm just so jealous of other people who do the aforementioned lifestyles, and the refuse to talk about garage sales, even if I am just TRYING TO HELP THEM TOO!!!!!!!!!

I don't want be the bum who continuously begs, I want to OFFER FAVORS to BALANCE IT ALL OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!

And after all the ABUSE my dad puts me through, and all the crummy music I hear from him, I feel he DESERVES THIS DIVORCE AND DESERVES TO LOSE A SPOUSE! My dad's girlfriend in North Carolina announce a garage sale she was gonna have, but my dad refused to help her with it. So that alone CANCELS OUT any good favors he did for her (at least to my standards). This is why I made videos that were "disguised" as reposts of my dad's old videos so I could get his fans to hear me call him out.

[Tony Clay]

Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

Michael Jackson is my favorite crotch-grabber!

hm.
I'd say Bown is mine.

[Samurai Clinton]

LIFE SUCKS!

[Tony Clay]

You could sell stuff via Craigslist

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Tony Clay

You could sell stuff via Craigslist

sounds like an idea. But I'd rather have somebody else do it for me, so long as they make sure I get the money along the way.

Besides, I've gone through enough stress as it is. I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO BE PROMPT ABOUT ENSURING FAIRNESS.

If I recommended Craigslist to others, I would have done it myself earlier, but I'm very anxious using it.

Generally, I'm good about handing over money once something is for sale, but I barely have money, so that's why I tried to be FRIENDLY when referring to COLLATERAL.

[Slime]

you can mute the audio on this one
actually its good for 1:05 - 1:10

[Damage Jackal]

Originally Posted by Roadkill Dave

have you listened to this week's football ramble, rudi?

haha yes. i loved their reaction to my name

[Samurai Clinton]

This was so funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Phil Williamson]

lhh at the Leonard Cohen Reddit post tab

[Slime]

warrant canaries are untested in US courts, nobody knows what is legal


that is scary. reddit deleted their canary today

[Slime]

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[Happyjuice]

Tony Clay you should give your Obamabux to Clinton. That's who public assistance was intended for

[Izak MD]

Originally Posted by Lohr

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i'm just not seeing any enthusiasm there, lohr

no enthusiasm at all

the other day, a hillary clinton supporter told me that she reminds her of a boomer version of lena dunham or something, and then got distracted by a bird outside the window. and then she predicted that clinton will win

if you don't call that enthusiasm, then go live on the moon with the other moon people