Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

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Originally Posted by Lohr

Jeeeeesus, what's this from?

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Originally Posted by Slade

Jeeeeesus, what's this from?

some terrible indian show.
i dont even know what the purpose of it is. before that video starts, she spent like 2 minutes just making fun of how the guys look, like his sideburns and stuff. but they just wouldn't say anything back.

i guess the point was for them to argue with her, so she gets pissed off that they're ruining her show.

[Sam Hughes]

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Originally Posted by Adam Clough

Originally Posted by Adam Clough

Originally Posted by Adam Clough

Originally Posted by Adam Clough

Originally Posted by Adam Clough

[Air Rick]

VB!!!! I LOVE.

[Shaun]

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

[Shaun]

I just lost a monster hand when I shouldn't have. But then I got lucky the next hand and won it all back when I should've been out. Now it's just fucking me with me.

[Sam Hughes]

FUCK.

[Rman]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

Originally Posted by Shaun

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

Originally Posted by Shaun

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

Originally Posted by Shaun

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

Originally Posted by Shaun

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

Originally Posted by Shaun

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

[Rman]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

Originally Posted by Shaun

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

Originally Posted by Shaun

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

[Rman]

[Rman]

Originally Posted by Shaun

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

Originally Posted by Shaun

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

Originally Posted by Shaun

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

Originally Posted by Shaun

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

Originally Posted by Shaun

I play online poker so much, and this week I've had the worst losing streak ever. I want to find whoever made this service and STAB THEM IN THE HEAD. The cards are falling against me, I swear to god. Every time I get a good hand, either nothing falls on the table or something better falls on the table. I can't catch a break, I've been having the worst luck. It's like, you have to pay a fee to the service when you enter the a game, so you'd think THEY'D LET YOU WIN ONCE IN A WHILE SO YOU CAN KEEP GIVING THEM MONEY. I mean since it's rigged and all. Well, it probably is. It says on the website it's randomized down to a quantum level, that even in a parallel universe you won't get the same cards at the same moment under the same circumstances. That's a load of shit. I think the card algorithm has a 256-bit encryption, or so I've read, but it reads how quickly or slowly you make your decisions and bases its decision on that. So if it's not rigged they're still lying. I swear when you are the short stack though, cards sometimes fall in a way so improbable, it's like the game is saying, "you suck gtfo out already." Like once, I had a pair of aces, that's the best hand in poker, and the "big chip" called me, with a 3 and 5, a REALLY shitty hand. Guess what fell? a 2, 4, and a 6. So he caught the straight. The odds of that are like 1 in 300 and it happens way more than it should. Man I hate poker. But now that I've vented I might be able to play better.

[Rman]

lohr looks good with a mo

[Compcat]

[Quilt]

he dies at the end

[Sam Hughes]

heyhey

[Rman]

Originally Posted by Sam Hughes

heyhey

[Slime]

hahaha i made that so long ago

[Slime]

http://3dmm.com/showthread.php?t=32136

[Slime]

hahaha Tuna that surprised me so much, hahah

[Quilt]

http://youtube.com/YellowPeePeeMonster