Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 1578

Slime · 03-21-2016, 11:11 PM

just don't scroll down to the comments, or you'll be forced to read this:

oops, ya read it! tee hee!

Dungeon Snake · 03-21-2016, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lohr

cause its a buffet. you know... where you take the pieces of food that you will personally eat, put them on your plate, then return to your table. you can always return for more if you aren't full.

these people are literally piling the buffet dishes themselves on top of each other and bringing them back to their table.

there were pictures of the aftermath, and they ate like less than 20% of what they took.

if people did this regularly at all, buffets just couldn't exist

haha i do this but i eat all the food

Slime · 03-21-2016, 11:15 PM

hah yeah if you're actually gonna eat the food i don't think there's a problem. you wouldn't be able to eat anywhere near the food-per-person these people were taking. look at those aftermath pictures :O

Air Rick · 03-21-2016, 11:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

Dungeon Snake · 03-21-2016, 11:17 PM

i fuckin love buffets, especially asian food buffets. i always consider it a matter of personal pride to eat enough that it's a financial loss for the restaurant. i can REALLY eat when i put my mind to it, because i'm willing to ignore all standards of decency and i'm totally indifferent to food so it's not like it grosses me out to eat too much. i'm also indifferent to pain and am really competitive. i used to do competitive eating challenges, (i think i've told this story before) nothing serious but when i was in americorps and firefighting we never really got enough to eat, so every crew had a guy who was the "hungry guy" who was basically a garbage disposal that never got enough food. so when the crews met up (which was usually in a town or a camp or something that had plenty of extra food lying around) naturally they would have competitions between the "garbage disposal" guys to see who was actually the most bottomless. i was always the "garbage disposal" of my crew so i participated in a lot of these events. i was pretty fucking good too, i won a lot of money. 400$ in one match that involved eating pizza, i think i ate like 25 slices or something like that

Slime · 03-22-2016, 12:08 AM

haha nice. geez. that is so far from something i could do. i have a pretty weak stomach.

Tony Clay · 03-22-2016, 12:14 AM

I was at a Chinese buffet with, say, four friends in Washington state back in 2005 and one of them called for one of the workers there referring to him as "hey, chinky, commere" and the guy came right over completely unfazed. I disowned that dude as a friend following that. Fucking asshole

Bobby Swisha · 03-22-2016, 06:41 AM

http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2...emission-rate/

Tuna Hematoma · 03-22-2016, 01:22 PM

http://monstersuniversity.com/edu/index.html

Scatterbrain · 03-22-2016, 02:36 PM

Tuna Hematoma · 03-22-2016, 03:33 PM

omg i know him

Dungeon Snake · 03-22-2016, 05:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Austin French Fry

Completely demolished Ornstein and Smough solo
I feel like a fucking king.

man... not to rain on your parade AFF but i have never understood the lasting terror this boss fight holds over some people of a certain age. i beat those bastards solo on my first try. i didn't even realize there was such thing as a co-op until i was on new game+

Izak MD · 03-22-2016, 06:26 PM

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...fewer-friends/

^^ it's pretty cool how satoshi kanazawa can keep pissing people the fuck off, yet he still gets these little write-ups in mainstream papers

he's pretty great!

rock on, satoshi!

Izak MD · 03-22-2016, 06:40 PM

thanks a lot angela merkel, you worthless cunt!

thanks for fucking up europe!

amusing, from january: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/28/wo...=tw-share&_r=0

Izak MD · 03-22-2016, 07:11 PM

Bown: it's our xenophobia and racism that's causing all of this!

Zaquis: this is really minor compared to the hegemonic US occupation of the middle east they aren't even using torture the deaths are quick and merciful lol

Phil Williamson: If we provide them with more welfare and a free college education, it will make them like us more!

Andres: I will accept nothing but absolute open borders, and anyone who finds fault with this proposal clearly lives on the moon

Shaun: its all kind of OK i guess

Lohr: (edit nvm)

Dungeon Snake · 03-22-2016, 07:14 PM

Christo: I'm DRUONK!! WEOOOOO

Izak MD · 03-22-2016, 07:47 PM

and what did eukos say???

nothing, you idiots!

eukos is under heavy surveillance from the Merkel Youth for his recent unsavory comments questioning the sublime purity and immaculate goodness of Democracy, and he cannot be reached for comment

Slime · 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dungeon Snake

man... not to rain on your parade AFF but i have never understood the lasting terror this boss fight holds over some people of a certain age. i beat those bastards solo on my first try. i didn't even realize there was such thing as a co-op until i was on new game+

that's how i felt about all the dark souls i played. couldn't believe the difficulty hype, vs something like, i dunno, the Hell levels of super meat boy, or anything else

edit: i mean the Underworld. or whatever the alternate levels were called.

Dungeon Snake · 03-22-2016, 07:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lohr

that's how i felt about all the dark souls i played. couldn't believe the difficulty hype, vs something like, i dunno, the Hell levels of super meat boy, or anything else

seriously. i love dark souls / demon souls / bloodborne but like... yeah. yeesh. people who think those games are OMG SO HARD OMG CRUSH MY HEART ... play less Paper Mario son

Bjorny · 03-22-2016, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izak MD

Bown: it's our xenophobia and racism that's causing all of this!

Zaquis: this is really minor compared to the hegemonic US occupation of the middle east they aren't even using torture the deaths are quick and merciful lol

Phil Williamson: If we provide them with more welfare and a free college education, it will make them like us more!

Andres: I will accept nothing but absolute open borders, and anyone who finds fault with this proposal clearly lives on the moon

Shaun: its all kind of OK i guess

Lohr: (edit nvm)

wrong thread

Izak MD · 03-22-2016, 08:13 PM

hmmmm

i'll interpret that as a request for me to create a whole new thread about it

well i appreciate the interest bjorn, but no, i couldn't possibly

Eukos · 03-22-2016, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izak MD

and what did eukos say???

nothing, you idiots!

eukos is under heavy surveillance from the Merkel Youth for his recent unsavory comments questioning the sublime purity and immaculate goodness of Democracy, and he cannot be reached for comment

lol

Eukos · 03-22-2016, 08:18 PM

if anyones still offended by the shit I said in a fucking Ghostbusters thread I just want to tell that person that I was clearly exaggerating

people going into a cinema to watch a shitty movie doesn't put democracy into question, at least I think it doesn't

last time I looked at the box office records there wasn't a movie on the list that made me cringe. idk maybe twilight? i have to check that shit again

Izak MD · 03-22-2016, 08:20 PM

i'd personally argue that justin bieber's popularity is the best argument against democracy, but it's whatever

Eukos · 03-22-2016, 08:22 PM

The only times I ever hear of Bieber's existence is when I go watch a music video and someone complains about how popular Bieber apparently is

So I'd argue from my own experience that Bieber is mostly known and popular because people talk shit about him, idk if he deserves it or not but he does seem like a douchebag

03-21-2016, 11:11 PM	#39426
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	just don't scroll down to the comments, or you'll be forced to read this: oops, ya read it! tee hee!
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

03-21-2016, 11:15 PM	#39428
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	hah yeah if you're actually gonna eat the food i don't think there's a problem. you wouldn't be able to eat anywhere near the food-per-person these people were taking. look at those aftermath pictures :O
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

03-22-2016, 12:08 AM	#39431
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	haha nice. geez. that is so far from something i could do. i have a pretty weak stomach.
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

03-22-2016, 12:14 AM	#39432
Tony Clay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,583	I was at a Chinese buffet with, say, four friends in Washington state back in 2005 and one of them called for one of the workers there referring to him as "hey, chinky, commere" and the guy came right over completely unfazed. I disowned that dude as a friend following that. Fucking asshole
Tony Clay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,583

03-22-2016, 06:26 PM	#39438
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/...fewer-friends/ ^^ it's pretty cool how satoshi kanazawa can keep pissing people the fuck off, yet he still gets these little write-ups in mainstream papers he's pretty great! rock on, satoshi!
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

03-21-2016, 11:17 PM	#39430
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,539	i fuckin love buffets, especially asian food buffets. i always consider it a matter of personal pride to eat enough that it's a financial loss for the restaurant. i can REALLY eat when i put my mind to it, because i'm willing to ignore all standards of decency and i'm totally indifferent to food so it's not like it grosses me out to eat too much. i'm also indifferent to pain and am really competitive. i used to do competitive eating challenges, (i think i've told this story before) nothing serious but when i was in americorps and firefighting we never really got enough to eat, so every crew had a guy who was the "hungry guy" who was basically a garbage disposal that never got enough food. so when the crews met up (which was usually in a town or a camp or something that had plenty of extra food lying around) naturally they would have competitions between the "garbage disposal" guys to see who was actually the most bottomless. i was always the "garbage disposal" of my crew so i participated in a lot of these events. i was pretty fucking good too, i won a lot of money. 400$ in one match that involved eating pizza, i think i ate like 25 slices or something like that

03-22-2016, 06:41 AM	#39433
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,029	http://news.nationalgeographic.com/2...emission-rate/

03-22-2016, 01:22 PM	#39434
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	http://monstersuniversity.com/edu/index.html

03-22-2016, 02:36 PM	#39435
Scatterbrain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 8,564

03-22-2016, 03:33 PM	#39436
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	omg i know him

03-22-2016, 06:40 PM	#39439
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	thanks a lot angela merkel, you worthless cunt! thanks for fucking up europe! amusing, from january: http://www.nytimes.com/2016/01/28/wo...=tw-share&_r=0
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

03-22-2016, 07:11 PM	#39440
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	Bown: it's our xenophobia and racism that's causing all of this! Zaquis: this is really minor compared to the hegemonic US occupation of the middle east they aren't even using torture the deaths are quick and merciful lol Phil Williamson: If we provide them with more welfare and a free college education, it will make them like us more! Andres: I will accept nothing but absolute open borders, and anyone who finds fault with this proposal clearly lives on the moon Shaun: its all kind of OK i guess Lohr: (edit nvm)
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

03-22-2016, 07:14 PM	#39441
Dungeon Snake Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17,539	Christo: I'm DRUONK!! WEOOOOO

03-22-2016, 07:47 PM	#39442
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	and what did eukos say??? nothing, you idiots! eukos is under heavy surveillance from the Merkel Youth for his recent unsavory comments questioning the sublime purity and immaculate goodness of Democracy, and he cannot be reached for comment
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

03-22-2016, 08:13 PM	#39446
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	hmmmm i'll interpret that as a request for me to create a whole new thread about it well i appreciate the interest bjorn, but no, i couldn't possibly
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

03-22-2016, 08:18 PM	#39448
Eukos Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,133	if anyones still offended by the shit I said in a fucking Ghostbusters thread I just want to tell that person that I was clearly exaggerating people going into a cinema to watch a shitty movie doesn't put democracy into question, at least I think it doesn't last time I looked at the box office records there wasn't a movie on the list that made me cringe. idk maybe twilight? i have to check that shit again
Eukos Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,133

03-22-2016, 08:20 PM	#39449
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	i'd personally argue that justin bieber's popularity is the best argument against democracy, but it's whatever
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

03-22-2016, 08:22 PM	#39450
Eukos Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,133	The only times I ever hear of Bieber's existence is when I go watch a music video and someone complains about how popular Bieber apparently is So I'd argue from my own experience that Bieber is mostly known and popular because people talk shit about him, idk if he deserves it or not but he does seem like a douchebag
Eukos Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,133

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