Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 1560

Scatterbrain · 02-21-2016, 06:31 PM

Yeah, new title post-haste!

Old Rivers · 02-21-2016, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Qaz

I guess we didn't don Jeb! with enough votes.

Shaun · 02-22-2016, 03:02 PM

ok about that "propaganda" Hilary article from the Onion:

http://www.theonion.com/article/clin...-pitch-b-52396

Bown · 02-22-2016, 03:08 PM

oh wow. hahahaha fucking hell

Izak MD · 02-22-2016, 03:12 PM

not as shit-eatingly sanctimonious as the last one, but yeah, it just looks like an endorsement

none of the satire has anything to do with her personality defects or anything that literally every other person is able to identify as a flaw

Shaun · 02-22-2016, 08:41 PM

... that looks like an endorsement to you?? are you high? I doubt the pro-Clinton owner of the Onion feels that way since the article is now completely absent from the front page. The Clinton article from last week is still present, though

Bown · 02-22-2016, 08:47 PM

I mean yeah it reads like as much of an endorsement as the last one. What do you take from the article? It's acting like her winning the nomination is just fate.

Slime · 02-22-2016, 08:57 PM

i don't see it as an endorsement. i see it as the sort of view of someone who wants Sanders to win but knows how the odds are so heavily against him.

Skittlebrau · 02-22-2016, 09:01 PM

Yeah, it very clearly is painting her victory as an unstoppable, hope-extinguishing inevitability.

Bown · 02-22-2016, 09:04 PM

I mean the hope-extinguishing bit is actual satire, making it better than the last article, but the underlying idea that her win is inevitable definitely feels like a promotion to me

Slime · 02-22-2016, 10:16 PM

you don't realize how terribly jittery a 60hz screen is until you get used to using a 144hz screen. seriously even just like using Ableton and stuff, its so much more pleasing to use the mouse at 144hz. i move it over to my 60hz screen and feel like how the f is this the standard refresh rate. unfortunately 144hz only comes on non-IPS panels at the moment, but i'd actually choose the smoothness over the marginal visual improvement. funny thing is i got this monitor for gaming (obviously) and now i'm not playing any games but im still happy i have it

edit: if anyone goes to use a 144hz for like 20 seconds and thinks there's no difference... yeah. you gotta get used to it in daily use. then you'll have trouble going back

Air Rick · 02-23-2016, 03:05 AM

this stuff with the FBI and Apple could be so easily solved if they could just cut the suspect's finger off and roll it over the iphone scanner.

But I assume we're talking older model iphone here?

Slime · 02-23-2016, 04:15 AM

i think his model doesn't have the fingerprint scanner

also does everyone know that the FBI already got into the phone, but changed the password? and THAT is why they're fucked? pretty funny

Slime · 02-23-2016, 04:27 AM

a fingerprint scanner as the only security measure on a phone sounds like a bad idea. on phones with it is security just the scanner on its own, or in addition to a password?

Bown · 02-23-2016, 04:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lohr

i think his model doesn't have the fingerprint scanner

also does everyone know that the FBI already got into the phone, but changed the password? and THAT is why they're fucked? pretty funny

hahah please post a link to something about this

Tony Clay · 02-23-2016, 05:51 AM

http://www.techinsider.io/fbi-confir...d-reset-2016-2

Tony Clay · 02-23-2016, 07:31 AM

I don't think this thread is safe anymore with "bomb" in the title. Let's lock it up onto an iPhone just to be sure!

Qaz · 02-23-2016, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lohr

i think his model doesn't have the fingerprint scanner

also does everyone know that the FBI already got into the phone, but changed the password? and THAT is why they're fucked? pretty funny

did they try 1234?

Compcat · 02-23-2016, 12:12 PM

Shaun · 02-23-2016, 06:48 PM

Izak MD · 02-23-2016, 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

I doubt the pro-Clinton owner of the Onion feels that way since the article is now completely absent from the front page. The Clinton article from last week is still present, though

hahahahahaha

well doesnt that just prove that im right about the intent?

the article just looks like some sort of cute tongue-in-cheek non-sequitur being used as an excuse to plaster her face on the site. it's quoting her with quotes that are totally outside of anything she would ever say, without even the slightest connection to anything resembling her. the force of the joke seems to be "whoa guys, what if she were really scary and used big worsd or something?!?!"

a caricature is when you distort the already-existing features of someone. a satire is when you take someone's bad tendencies and blow them up times 10. this is not that.

but apparently it overreached and looked too mean, so there we go, it's gone. poof.

Trooper · 02-23-2016, 11:02 PM

Love the new name

French Fry · 02-23-2016, 11:15 PM

installing gentoo is not that hard

doing the manual kernel is
this is the install manual https://wiki.gentoo.org/wiki/Handboo...l/Installation

Qaz · 02-24-2016, 07:32 AM

"The Dick Move" is officially headed to the olympics!
http://coed.com/2016/01/16/dick-move...sa-dick-video/

Bown · 02-24-2016, 08:38 AM

Hey guys, some lady posted to Onision.net/contact complaining about her husband touching her in her sleep. And my concern with this is, aren’t you married?

Aren’t you suppose to be sexual with each other? I mean, it’s not like some stranger is touching you in your sleep, it’s not like someone who isn’t supposed to be touching you in your sleep is touching you in your sleep.

It’s like your freaking husband, you’re suppose to be like sexually exciting, explorative and awesome with them. You’re not suppose to be like reclusive and.. ‘Don’t touch me!!’ ‘It’s only appropriate in the missionary position!! and when we are only trying to procreate!!’

But for somebody who is just like married to someone and everything is fine, why can’t the husband or the wife do things to the other person in their sleep?

02-22-2016, 03:02 PM	#38978
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	ok about that "propaganda" Hilary article from the Onion: http://www.theonion.com/article/clin...-pitch-b-52396
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

02-22-2016, 03:08 PM	#38979
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,746	oh wow. hahahaha fucking hell
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,746

02-22-2016, 03:12 PM	#38980
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	not as shit-eatingly sanctimonious as the last one, but yeah, it just looks like an endorsement none of the satire has anything to do with her personality defects or anything that literally every other person is able to identify as a flaw
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

02-22-2016, 08:41 PM	#38981
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	... that looks like an endorsement to you?? are you high? I doubt the pro-Clinton owner of the Onion feels that way since the article is now completely absent from the front page. The Clinton article from last week is still present, though
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

02-22-2016, 08:47 PM	#38982
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,746	I mean yeah it reads like as much of an endorsement as the last one. What do you take from the article? It's acting like her winning the nomination is just fate.
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,746

02-21-2016, 06:31 PM	#38976
Scatterbrain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 8,564	Yeah, new title post-haste!

02-22-2016, 08:57 PM	#38983
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	i don't see it as an endorsement. i see it as the sort of view of someone who wants Sanders to win but knows how the odds are so heavily against him.
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

02-22-2016, 09:01 PM	#38984
Skittlebrau Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,804	Yeah, it very clearly is painting her victory as an unstoppable, hope-extinguishing inevitability.

02-22-2016, 09:04 PM	#38985
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,746	I mean the hope-extinguishing bit is actual satire, making it better than the last article, but the underlying idea that her win is inevitable definitely feels like a promotion to me
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,746

02-22-2016, 10:16 PM	#38986
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	you don't realize how terribly jittery a 60hz screen is until you get used to using a 144hz screen. seriously even just like using Ableton and stuff, its so much more pleasing to use the mouse at 144hz. i move it over to my 60hz screen and feel like how the f is this the standard refresh rate. unfortunately 144hz only comes on non-IPS panels at the moment, but i'd actually choose the smoothness over the marginal visual improvement. funny thing is i got this monitor for gaming (obviously) and now i'm not playing any games but im still happy i have it edit: if anyone goes to use a 144hz for like 20 seconds and thinks there's no difference... yeah. you gotta get used to it in daily use. then you'll have trouble going back
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

02-23-2016, 03:05 AM	#38987
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	this stuff with the FBI and Apple could be so easily solved if they could just cut the suspect's finger off and roll it over the iphone scanner. But I assume we're talking older model iphone here?
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733

02-23-2016, 04:15 AM	#38988
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	i think his model doesn't have the fingerprint scanner also does everyone know that the FBI already got into the phone, but changed the password? and THAT is why they're fucked? pretty funny
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

02-23-2016, 04:27 AM	#38989
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	a fingerprint scanner as the only security measure on a phone sounds like a bad idea. on phones with it is security just the scanner on its own, or in addition to a password?
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

02-23-2016, 05:51 AM	#38991
Tony Clay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,583	http://www.techinsider.io/fbi-confir...d-reset-2016-2
Tony Clay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,583

02-23-2016, 07:31 AM	#38992
Tony Clay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,583	I don't think this thread is safe anymore with "bomb" in the title. Let's lock it up onto an iPhone just to be sure!
Tony Clay Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 2,583

02-23-2016, 12:12 PM	#38994
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810

02-23-2016, 06:48 PM	#38995
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

02-23-2016, 11:02 PM	#38997
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Love the new name
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

02-23-2016, 11:15 PM	#38998
French Fry Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2013 Posts: 1,973	installing gentoo is not that hard doing the manual kernel is this is the install manual https://wiki.gentoo.org/wiki/Handboo...l/Installation

02-24-2016, 07:32 AM	#38999
Qaz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,355	"The Dick Move" is officially headed to the olympics! http://coed.com/2016/01/16/dick-move...sa-dick-video/
Qaz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,355

02-24-2016, 08:38 AM	#39000
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,746	Hey guys, some lady posted to Onision.net/contact complaining about her husband touching her in her sleep. And my concern with this is, aren’t you married? Aren’t you suppose to be sexual with each other? I mean, it’s not like some stranger is touching you in your sleep, it’s not like someone who isn’t supposed to be touching you in your sleep is touching you in your sleep. It’s like your freaking husband, you’re suppose to be like sexually exciting, explorative and awesome with them. You’re not suppose to be like reclusive and.. ‘Don’t touch me!!’ ‘It’s only appropriate in the missionary position!! and when we are only trying to procreate!!’ But for somebody who is just like married to someone and everything is fine, why can’t the husband or the wife do things to the other person in their sleep?
Bown Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 18,746