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[Bobby Swisha]

Wow, if you believe that then you're even more gullible than I thought.

You're actually probably borderline retarded.

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why do you think he knows this reporter? this is actually what i figured when i first saw the report on this, because the motions he is doing are pretty generic fumbling motions

[Bobby Swisha]

have you even seen the video in question?

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[Qaz]

Trump's standup routine is funnier and more offensive than almost any other comedian out there today. Glad to see his latest tour is selling out across the country.

[Bobby Swisha]

Let me break this down for you.



Trump is known to go for the throat when attacking opponents. He attacks their most sensitive aspects that are usually extremely taboo to talk about.

He attacked Megan Kelly saying she was on her period.
He compared Ben Carson to a child molester.
He retweeted a meme saying the majority of murders of white people are done by black people in response to a black heckler being beaten at his rally.

I'm not even going to go into the things he said about Mexicans and Syrians, you should already know that.


So there's clue number one: He doesn't hold back when criticizing, even when it's obviously over the line and completely politically incorrect.

Now, the fucking video:



First of all, what are the chances that Donald Trump is going to correctly mimic somebody's disability, to such a precise extant, without knowing him? Donald Trump doesn't usually act "disabled"/"retarded" when mocking any of his other opponents or other journalists. Look at the way he talks about the media. He calls them vicious, etc, but never has he made any sort of reference to anybody's physical disposition before he did this. That's clue number two.

Next:

Originally Posted by Donald Trump

"Written by a nice reporter..."

If he didn't know who the reporter is, why would he say that he's a "nice reporter"? Trump never makes that sort of comment about people he disagrees with or that are attacking his stance.

If he's making a comment about the reporter being a "nice guy", it must mean that he is somewhat familiar with him.

And in fact, he is:

Originally Posted by KTLA5

Kovaleski, who had previously worked at the Washington Post and the New York Daily News, had covered Trump many times in New York.

So this reporter has covered Trump many times.

Donald Trump has claimed to have a "great memory" (and I believe him.) Trump keeps close track of how the media covers him. When he's asked about what his relationship with people are, he can usually answer even if he hasn't met with the person for a long time, and talk about how their relationship formed and how they met.

What are the chances that he doesn't remember a reporter that he met who has a very specific physical disability, who has covered him "many times"?

Originally Posted by Donald Trump

(right before mocking him) "The poor guy, you should see this guy."

Why would he say "the poor guy, you should see him" before mocking him? Why would he comment "you should see him" unless there was a physical visual aspect to what he was talking about? He wouldn't. Because he knew what the reporter looked like, and he knew what his disability was.



Trump has a very good, professional team of political advisers. They tell him how to fix gaffed and how to best play out situations. There was only two ways to spin out of this one: Either apologize for what you said, or act like you're the victim. Trump never apologizes, and usually tends to go for the 2nd option. We've seen this over and over. Usually this works out fine for him because the people he attacks are political opponents. This time, though, the argument isn't about politics but about factual information.



If you actually believe Trump didn't know what this guy looked like, you are gullible.

The again, you did actually think I lived with Kyle McJuicy for like 3 years until I told you I was kidding. If you're going to fall for a gag like that, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you're falling for a professional celebrity's spin.


Lastly, I will actually award Trump some points for his accurate comment about The New York Times:

Originally Posted by Trump

"Somebody at the financially failing and totally biased New York Times said that, over the years, I have met Mr. Kovaleski. Despite having one of the all-time great memories I certainly do not remember him,"

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[Bobby Swisha]

Originally Posted by Lohr

what you're doing is creating a narrative that supports your view.

[Bobby Swisha]

Originally Posted by Lohr

either way, he might have known the guy, might not have. but im not gonna act like i somehow know, cause i only know what the media has told me and what trump has told me. the worst is viral outrages where the people involved don't know shit

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Originally Posted by Bobby Swisha

The again, you did actually think I lived with Kyle McJuicy for like 3 years until I told you I was kidding. If you're going to fall for a gag like that, I guess I shouldn't be surprised that you're falling for a professional celebrity's spin.

uh yeah

br: "i lived with kyle mcjuicy for half a year"

me: "cool"

me: "hey so you lived with mcjuicy right"

br: "i troll you!!!! lol so gullible"

nice prank dude

[Bobby Swisha]

trump: "i've never seen this guy whose disability i very specifically made fun of and who has covered me many times"

lohr: "cool"

[Bobby Swisha]

“Donald and I were on a first-name basis for years,” Kovaleski was quoted. “I’ve interviewed him in his office.”

In total, Kovaleski estimated that he personally dealt with Donald Trump “around a dozen” times when he worked as a writer with the New York Daily News.



This reporter is a Pulitzer Prize winner. It's not just some random amateur reporter.

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do you need me to make that a bigger size or are you able to read it at normal size?

[Bobby Swisha]

then why even post about it?

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its fkn bomb this thread, are you serious? gtfo

[Bobby Swisha]

you claim to not know one way or another when basically all the evidence points one way.

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also, notice how many posts it took you to just come around to answering the very first thing i asked:

Originally Posted by Lohr

why do you think he knows this reporter?

[Bown]

I think your whole "gotta view all sides fairly!!!!" thing falls sorta flat when it's something as obviously deliberate and shitty as this

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[Phil Williamson]

haha I mean in light of the other stuff BR's posted I think he looks pretty guilty, but I had the same first reaction as Lohr - if no one had told me, I never would have guessed that he was imitating a disabled guy and not just a regular flustered guy

[Bobby Swisha]

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[Bobby Swisha]

Originally Posted by Lohr

also, notice how many posts it took you to just come around to answering the very first thing i asked:

dude it was obvious he knew him when he called him "a nice guy" and then made fun of his very specific disability

and i posted about that before you even made your post