Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Qaz]

hey does anyone know if there's a thing that filters out any mention of Star Wars for like all of the internet? I feel like I'm gonna need that really soon.

Oh and also for real life as well.

[Izak MD]

^^^ qaz WINS

oh, and speaking of winning, let's conclude the story of ahmed the clock boy

http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10/20/us...ite-house.html

Originally Posted by Fnord Fnorderton

While Josh Earnest, the White House press secretary, said earlier on Monday that Mr. Obama did not plan to meet with Ahmed, the president did speak briefly with the boy and gave him a hug. Ahmed made his way to the front of the crowd after Mr. Obama delivered a speech.

As for the clock, Ahmed told The Dallas Morning News that he had been too busy traveling to get it and bring it with him.

closure.

of course he was "too busy" to bring the clock with him.

ahmed has robbed us, the people, of a great punchline: the secret service stops him and examines the clock, determined to figure out if it's a bomb

[Air Rick]

Originally Posted by Qaz

hey does anyone know if there's a thing that filters out any mention of Star Wars for like all of the internet? I feel like I'm gonna need that really soon.

Oh and also for real life as well.

I'll give you this instead.

I promise it's not what you think:

http://www.pajiba.com/star_wars/chec...ns-trailer.php

[Slime]

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[Phil Williamson]

Originally Posted by Izak MD

ahmed has robbed us, the people, of a great punchline: the secret service stops him and examines the clock, determined to figure out if it's a bomb

even better: they skip the security check to avoid this scenario, and then it's a bomb

[Izak MD]

Originally Posted by Lohr

band plays cover of Theme from Shaft, cut to shot of the only black person in the audience (0:30)



check later audience shots to see why this was certainly intentional

for some reason this video really pisses me off. i kinda feel like punching something now

in a weird way i can see why SJWs get all annoyed about "cultural appropriation" and this kind of nonsense, and have a special animosity towards white people who try to be multicultural. it isn't that their arguments make any sense. they're basically annoyed by lame shit like this, and they're trying to find a way to express their annoyance while also looking moral abotu it. but there's nothing moral or intellectual about hating lame doofuses, it's just a gut instinct. they should nurture their instinct against lame doofy nonsense by going to the gym and learning to stomp mudholes in candy-asses. instead they just act like lame doofuses themselves and try to outdo everyone else at being multicultural or pro-diversity or whatever, so they can say 'this is how its done!' it's sad.

[Izak MD]

when america stopped idolizing guys like this, everything went very wrong

[Andres]

[Scatterbrain]

[Izak MD]

Let me provide a proper analysis of this, cause all of you dumbasses are getting it wrong.

The kid is an absolute fucking asshole. It's not okay to hurt somebody because they aren't interested in interacting with you or because they are rude. Was the girl rude? Yeah, she was. I don't see why she has to say "fuck you" when ignoring it would be less of a hassle. But yeah, the kid did borderline catcall her, and as any woman can tell you, catcalls are disgusting and generally shitty. But yes, the girl was very rude about it, but just because somebody is rude doesn't make it okay to hurt them. That's like if somebody took a parking space I was waiting for and I responded by beating the shit out of them. It just isn't the right response.

All of you stupid asses praising him and saying she got what she deserved are assholes. You don't hurt somebody because they aren't nice to you, especially when it comes to things somebody (in this case, the girl on the bike) might consider a catcall. You just don't hurt people cause they're being rude. That's fucking lame. Hurting a woman cause she doesn't want to talk to you makes you a pathetic ass loser.
And for all you "men's rights activists," yes, this goes both ways. Hurting men because they don't want to talk to makes you a pathetic ass loser. You just don't hurt people cause they don't want to talk to you.

Also, he starts to throw the ball before she even responds. He would have probably knocked her over no matter what she said.

Y'all need to shut the fuck up. And learn what karma actually is, cause none of you dumbasses seem to know.

[Izak MD]

i guess i'm kinda glad that youtube comments have gotten longer.

i was originally skeptical, but it did not decease their amusing stupidity.

although there have been less ASCII penises, which kind of sucks

[Slime]

i want to learn to play fighting games, but i seriously can't learn with controller because i jam the buttons so hard that i nearly get a wrist injury. just doing the skullgirls tutorial last night for 30 minutes, my wrist still hurts today!
i think i need to get a fight stick just to start with fighting games without injury, but this means i'll have to drop $150-200 on a peripheral for a genre i have never even really played much (other than mashing buttons in stuff like killer instinct and soul calibur).

well i think i might. improving at this genre seems to promote a brain activity (reading opponents / reacting to opponents) that i want to get better at in gaming, and that i don't get forced into improving in other games

[Old Rivers]

[Compcat]

jesus christ

[Tuna Hematoma]

Gesu

[Shaun]

i always thought this SuttSteve vid was pretty creepy... (first minute is boring)

[James McCloud]

Originally Posted by Lohr

i want to learn to play fighting games, but i seriously can't learn with controller because i jam the buttons so hard that i nearly get a wrist injury. just doing the skullgirls tutorial last night for 30 minutes, my wrist still hurts today!
i think i need to get a fight stick just to start with fighting games without injury, but this means i'll have to drop $150-200 on a peripheral for a genre i have never even really played much (other than mashing buttons in stuff like killer instinct and soul calibur).

well i think i might. improving at this genre seems to promote a brain activity (reading opponents / reacting to opponents) that i want to get better at in gaming, and that i don't get forced into improving in other games

thats cool. (that you want to learn the games not the wrist injury)

when you say your wrist hurts how do you mean? the right wrist from buttons or the left wrist from the quarter circles if the left, then i dont know if a stick will solve the problems.

also i used to remember a time when hori sticks were like 100$, but i guess fighting games are big business now :/

[Slime]

its from gripping too hard with thumb, on both sides. i MASH buttons with right hand, and i jam the quarter/half circles way too hard with left hand. i do think stick will 100% solve both problems because you don't grip in that way with stick

yeah the hori stick i'm looking at is $150 http://www.amazon.com/HORI-Real-Arca.../dp/B00SULMRI4 kinda expensive but whatever

[Tuna Hematoma]

or you could put that money/time wasted getting better at fighting games back into your community and help people in need

you dick

[Slime]

psh
main thing that finally sparked me to do this is so i can beat people up in blade & soul easier when it hits NA. but hopefully my interest sticks and i continue past that

[Slime]

oh and im spending $15 on the humble bundle so i get SFIV Ultra, which goes to charity, so i AM supporting those in need with this!

[Tuna Hematoma]

[Tuna Hematoma]

[Slime]

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[Damage Jackal]

Originally Posted by Izak MD

i guess i'm kinda glad that youtube comments have gotten longer.

i was originally skeptical, but it did not decease their amusing stupidity.

although there have been less ASCII penises, which kind of sucks

I dunno it was pretty fucking shitty of the kid to throw the basketball