Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 133

Sam Hughes · 11-08-2008, 11:38 PM

* MUTHA FUCKING EARTH EXPLODES *

Howell · 11-09-2008, 12:04 AM

* IS DEAD *

Howell · 11-09-2008, 12:05 AM

* ^________^ *

Air Rick · 11-09-2008, 12:11 AM

Rob Schneider is The Stapler

Howell · 11-09-2008, 01:28 AM

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Sam Hughes · 11-09-2008, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Ryan

Rob Schneider is The Stapler

The best thing I've seen. Ever.

AR-Raven · 11-09-2008, 09:12 PM

sdfsdf

Molotov · 11-09-2008, 09:53 PM

SIXTY MILLION VIEWS

Slime · 11-10-2008, 05:05 AM

Oops I Farted Again (2)
Britney Spears

Album(s): Another Stinker Stinker
Added by: Gemini
Date Added: 2004-06-03 03:42:22
Comments: S.b.d. means silent but deadly, in case you're wondering. you can watch the video at : http://www.robrob8.com/song_parody/p...rted_again.htm

I think I farted again
I made you believe
That it was the dog
Oh baby
It was really my butt
But it doesn't mean
That I'm feelin' sick.

Plus to just last a wet one
It feels so groovy to me
Oh baby baby
Oops I tooted again
I let a big fart
My panties all stink
Baby baby
Oops please open a hatch
Better light up a match
I ate asparagus

Astronaut: britney before you let go again,
There's something I want you to have.
Smears: but wait a minute! isn't that...
Astronaut: yes it's beano!

You see my problem is this
I can't fart enough
Wish I was lactose intolerant
I eat buckets of beans
And pork rinds with cheese
And soft boiled eggs
When I get indegestion
It makes me glad as can be
Oh baby baby

Oops I squirted again
I can't hold it in
I'm donning the crown
Oh baby baby
Oops I'm cutting the cheese
Pull my finger please!
I left my s.b.d!

Slime · 11-10-2008, 05:08 AM

It’s the most famous chord in rock 'n' roll, an instantly recognizable twang rolling through the open strings on George Harrison’s 12-string Rickenbacker. It evokes a Pavlovian response from music fans as they sing along to the refrain that follows:

"It’s been a hard day’s night
And I’ve been working like a dog"

The opening chord to "A Hard Day’s Night" is also famous because, for 40 years, no one quite knew exactly what chord Harrison was playing.

There were theories aplenty and musicians, scholars and amateur guitar players all gave it a try, but it took a Dalhousie mathematician to figure out the exact formula.

Four years ago, inspired by reading news coverage about the song’s 40th anniversary, Jason Brown of Dalhousie’s Department of Mathematics decided to try and see if he could apply a mathematical calculation known as Fourier transform to solve the Beatles’ riddle. The process allowed him to decompose the sound into its original frequencies using computer software and parse out which notes were on the record.

It worked, to a point: the frequencies he found didn’t match the known instrumentation on the song. “George played a 12-string Rickenbacker, Lennon had his six string, Paul had his bass…none of them quite fit what I found,” he explains. “Then the solution hit me: it wasn’t just those instruments. There was a piano in there as well, and that accounted for the problematic frequencies.”

Dalhousie University math professor Jason Brown and his Ibanez guitar. Photo: Danny Abriel

“I started playing guitar because I heard a Beatles record—that was it for my piano lessons,” says Brown. “I had tried to play the first chord of the song many takes over the years. It sounds outlandish that someone could create a mystery around a chord from a time where artists used such simple recording techniques. It’s quite remarkable.”

Dr. Brown deduces that another George—George Martin, the Beatles producer—also played on the chord, adding a piano chord that included an F note impossible to play with the other notes on the guitar. The resulting chord was completely different than anything found in the literature about the song to date, which is one reason why Dr. Brown’s findings garnered international attention. He laughs that he may be the only mathematician ever to be published in Guitar Player magazine.

“Music and math are not really that far apart,” he says. “They’ve found that children that listen to music do better at math, because math and music both use the brain in similar ways. The best music is analytical and pattern-filled and mathematics has a lot of aesthetics to it. They complement each other well.”

Slime · 11-10-2008, 07:36 AM

Apfigur · 11-10-2008, 12:30 PM

Apfigur · 11-10-2008, 12:33 PM

Howell · 11-10-2008, 04:22 PM

* Bombs Thread with post *

Air Rick · 11-10-2008, 04:53 PM

Vinnie Testaverde is not a magician.

Howell · 11-10-2008, 04:54 PM

* burps *

Air Rick · 11-10-2008, 04:55 PM

dude...i refreshed the page, burped while it was loading, and lo and behold your post...

GET OUT OF MY MIND HELLSPAWN

Howell · 11-10-2008, 05:00 PM

* makes you fart *

Air Rick · 11-10-2008, 08:34 PM

hood rat hood rat, hoochie mama

Apfigur · 11-11-2008, 10:20 AM

Apfigur · 11-11-2008, 10:24 AM

Apfigur · 11-11-2008, 10:25 AM

Shaun · 11-11-2008, 10:31 AM

Molotov · 11-11-2008, 03:56 PM

BIN LADEN!

Air Rick · 11-12-2008, 04:20 PM

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Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	Oops I Farted Again (2) Britney Spears Album(s): Another Stinker Stinker Added by: Gemini Date Added: 2004-06-03 03:42:22 Comments: S.b.d. means silent but deadly, in case you're wondering. you can watch the video at : http://www.robrob8.com/song_parody/p...rted_again.htm I think I farted again I made you believe That it was the dog Oh baby It was really my butt But it doesn't mean That I'm feelin' sick. Plus to just last a wet one It feels so groovy to me Oh baby baby Oops I tooted again I let a big fart My panties all stink Baby baby Oops please open a hatch Better light up a match I ate asparagus Astronaut: britney before you let go again, There's something I want you to have. Smears: but wait a minute! isn't that... Astronaut: yes it's beano! You see my problem is this I can't fart enough Wish I was lactose intolerant I eat buckets of beans And pork rinds with cheese And soft boiled eggs When I get indegestion It makes me glad as can be Oh baby baby Oops I squirted again I can't hold it in I'm donning the crown Oh baby baby Oops I'm cutting the cheese Pull my finger please! I left my s.b.d!
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891

11-10-2008, 05:08 AM	#3310
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	It’s the most famous chord in rock 'n' roll, an instantly recognizable twang rolling through the open strings on George Harrison’s 12-string Rickenbacker. It evokes a Pavlovian response from music fans as they sing along to the refrain that follows: "It’s been a hard day’s night And I’ve been working like a dog" The opening chord to "A Hard Day’s Night" is also famous because, for 40 years, no one quite knew exactly what chord Harrison was playing. There were theories aplenty and musicians, scholars and amateur guitar players all gave it a try, but it took a Dalhousie mathematician to figure out the exact formula. Four years ago, inspired by reading news coverage about the song’s 40th anniversary, Jason Brown of Dalhousie’s Department of Mathematics decided to try and see if he could apply a mathematical calculation known as Fourier transform to solve the Beatles’ riddle. The process allowed him to decompose the sound into its original frequencies using computer software and parse out which notes were on the record. It worked, to a point: the frequencies he found didn’t match the known instrumentation on the song. “George played a 12-string Rickenbacker, Lennon had his six string, Paul had his bass…none of them quite fit what I found,” he explains. “Then the solution hit me: it wasn’t just those instruments. There was a piano in there as well, and that accounted for the problematic frequencies.” Dalhousie University math professor Jason Brown and his Ibanez guitar. Photo: Danny Abriel “I started playing guitar because I heard a Beatles record—that was it for my piano lessons,” says Brown. “I had tried to play the first chord of the song many takes over the years. It sounds outlandish that someone could create a mystery around a chord from a time where artists used such simple recording techniques. It’s quite remarkable.” Dr. Brown deduces that another George—George Martin, the Beatles producer—also played on the chord, adding a piano chord that included an F note impossible to play with the other notes on the guitar. The resulting chord was completely different than anything found in the literature about the song to date, which is one reason why Dr. Brown’s findings garnered international attention. He laughs that he may be the only mathematician ever to be published in Guitar Player magazine. “Music and math are not really that far apart,” he says. “They’ve found that children that listen to music do better at math, because math and music both use the brain in similar ways. The best music is analytical and pattern-filled and mathematics has a lot of aesthetics to it. They complement each other well.”
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