Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 132

Howell · 11-07-2008, 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Ryan

"I'm President Charley"
"I'm President Charley"
"I'm President Charley"
"I'm President Charley"
"I'm President Charley"

except it sounds like she's sayin "I'm pressin charges!" since that other black dude punched her in the head. What a fuckin crazy ass black women!

Air Rick · 11-07-2008, 09:41 PM

you know that what is subtitled is merely making fun of her, right?

She is saying "I'm pressing charges," but she sounds so ridiculous that the author of the video came up with his own translation.

Howell · 11-07-2008, 09:51 PM

Ohhhh haha no I didn't know that. That's pretty damn funny

Apfigur · 11-08-2008, 12:02 AM

Apfigur · 11-08-2008, 12:04 AM

Apfigur · 11-08-2008, 12:05 AM

Apfigur · 11-08-2008, 12:06 AM

Apfigur · 11-08-2008, 12:07 AM

Apfigur · 11-08-2008, 12:08 AM

what's this series called again i forgot

Air Rick · 11-08-2008, 12:12 AM

CLEFT LIP FAMILY

Howell · 11-08-2008, 12:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apfigur

I have that guy's white shirt in the background. Exact looking LRG shirt. Except mine's not as big as his. Good for me I know

Air Rick · 11-08-2008, 02:16 AM

I WAS SAVING THAT BACON

Trooper · 11-08-2008, 11:34 AM

There's a fucking dead bird on her head...

Slade · 11-08-2008, 01:25 PM

that's why they're having the funeral

Sam Hughes · 11-08-2008, 09:03 PM

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this
bull-shit three ring cirrrrcus siiiideshow of
Freaks here in this, hopeless fucking, hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time.
Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.
It's a bull-shit three ring cirrrrrcuus siiideshow of
freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA.
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any fucking time.
Any fucking day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.
Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will
I sure could use a vacation from this
stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit...
One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.
(Learn to swim. 3x)
Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to beeeeeeeee.

(Learn to swim.){continues in background}
Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones.
Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes.
(Learn to swim.){continues in background}
Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos.
Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory.
(Learn to swim.){continues in background}
Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas.
Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses.
(Learn to swim.)
Cuz I'm praying for rain
and I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna see it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all awaaaaaaaaay.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.
I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.
I wanna see it come down.

Sam Hughes · 11-08-2008, 09:04 PM

There's a shadow just behind me,
shrouding every step I take,
making every promise empty,
pointing every finger at me.
Waiting like a stalking butler,
who upon the finger rests.
Murder now the path called must we,
just because the son has come.
(Jesus, won't you fucking whistle,
something but the past and done?)
Why can't we not be sober?
Just want to start this over.
Why can't we drink forever?
I just want to start things over.

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave,
I will work to elevate you,
just enough to bring you down.
(Mother Mary won't you whisper,
something but what's past and done.)
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start this over.
Why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over.

I am just a worthless liar.
I am just an imbecile.
I will only complicate you.
Trust in me and fall as well.
I will find a center in you.
I will chew it up and leave
(Trust me.)
Why can't we not be sober?
I just want to start things over.
Why can't we sleep forever?
I just want to start this over.

Molotov · 11-08-2008, 09:25 PM

FINGER DEEP INSIDE THE BORDERLINE

Mabdog · 11-08-2008, 09:42 PM

tool song good song

Air Rick · 11-08-2008, 10:28 PM

I WAS SAVING THAT BACON!

bl0ppin · 11-08-2008, 10:51 PM

DAMNIT FRED! WHAT YOU DOING OUT HERE?!

Air Rick · 11-08-2008, 10:56 PM

bl0ppin · 11-08-2008, 10:56 PM

Sam Hughes · 11-08-2008, 11:33 PM

jimmy

Sam Hughes · 11-08-2008, 11:37 PM

Sam Hughes · 11-08-2008, 11:37 PM

OH SHIT

11-07-2008, 09:41 PM	#3277
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	you know that what is subtitled is merely making fun of her, right? She is saying "I'm pressing charges," but she sounds so ridiculous that the author of the video came up with his own translation.
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733

11-07-2008, 09:51 PM	#3278
Howell Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,290	Ohhhh haha no I didn't know that. That's pretty damn funny
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11-08-2008, 12:02 AM	#3279
Apfigur Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,356
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11-08-2008, 12:04 AM	#3280
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11-08-2008, 12:05 AM	#3281
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11-08-2008, 12:08 AM	#3284
Apfigur Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,356	what's this series called again i forgot
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11-08-2008, 12:12 AM	#3285
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	CLEFT LIP FAMILY
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11-08-2008, 02:16 AM	#3287
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	I WAS SAVING THAT BACON
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733

11-08-2008, 11:34 AM	#3288
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	There's a fucking dead bird on her head...
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11-08-2008, 01:25 PM	#3289
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	that's why they're having the funeral
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11-08-2008, 09:03 PM	#3290
Sam Hughes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,408	Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will. I sure could use a vacation from this bull-shit three ring cirrrrcus siiiideshow of Freaks here in this, hopeless fucking, hole we call LA. The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Fret for your figure and Fret for your latte and Fret for your lawsuit and Fret for your hairpiece and Fret for your prozac and Fret for your pilot and Fret for your contract and Fret for your car. It's a bull-shit three ring cirrrrrcuus siiideshow of freaks here in this hopeless fucking hole we call LA. The only way to fix it is to flush it all away. Any fucking time. Any fucking day. Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay. Some say a comet will fall from the sky. Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves. Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still. Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits. Some say the end is near. Some say we'll see armageddon soon. I certainly hope we will I sure could use a vacation from this stupid shit, silly shit, stupid shit... One great big festering neon distraction, I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied. (Learn to swim. 3x) Mom's gonna fix it all soon. Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to beeeeeeeee. (Learn to swim.){continues in background} Fuck L Ron Hubbard and Fuck all his clones. Fuck all these gun-toting Hip gangster wannabes. (Learn to swim.){continues in background} Fuck retro anything. Fuck your tattoos. Fuck all you junkies and Fuck your short memory. (Learn to swim.){continues in background} Fuck smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas. Fuck these dysfunctional, insecure actresses. (Learn to swim.) Cuz I'm praying for rain and I'm praying for tidal waves I wanna see the ground give way. I wanna watch it all go down. Mom please flush it all away. I wanna see it go right in and down. I wanna watch it go right in. Watch you flush it all awaaaaaaaaay. Time to bring it down again. Don't just call me pessimist. Try and read between the lines. I can't imagine why you wouldn't Welcome any change, my friend. I wanna see it come down.

11-08-2008, 09:04 PM	#3291
Sam Hughes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,408	There's a shadow just behind me, shrouding every step I take, making every promise empty, pointing every finger at me. Waiting like a stalking butler, who upon the finger rests. Murder now the path called must we, just because the son has come. (Jesus, won't you fucking whistle, something but the past and done?) Why can't we not be sober? Just want to start this over. Why can't we drink forever? I just want to start things over. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave, I will work to elevate you, just enough to bring you down. (Mother Mary won't you whisper, something but what's past and done.) Why can't we not be sober? I just want to start this over. Why can't we sleep forever? I just want to start this over. I am just a worthless liar. I am just an imbecile. I will only complicate you. Trust in me and fall as well. I will find a center in you. I will chew it up and leave (Trust me.) Why can't we not be sober? I just want to start things over. Why can't we sleep forever? I just want to start this over.

11-08-2008, 09:25 PM	#3292
Molotov Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,858	FINGER DEEP INSIDE THE BORDERLINE
Molotov Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,858

11-08-2008, 09:42 PM	#3293
Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670	tool song good song
Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670

11-08-2008, 10:28 PM	#3294
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	I WAS SAVING THAT BACON!
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733

11-08-2008, 10:51 PM	#3295
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	DAMNIT FRED! WHAT YOU DOING OUT HERE?!
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644

11-08-2008, 10:56 PM	#3296
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	FRED
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11-08-2008, 10:56 PM	#3297
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	FRED
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11-08-2008, 11:33 PM	#3298
Sam Hughes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,408	jimmy

11-08-2008, 11:37 PM	#3299
Sam Hughes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,408	:O

11-08-2008, 11:37 PM	#3300
Sam Hughes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,408	OH SHIT

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