Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Samurai Clinton]

DOSBox is the best DOS emulator around for classic gaming!

But one thing I wanna see is a spinoff version of DOSBox called DOSBox, DJ edition, of which would allow two instances of DOSBox, and have a CROSSFADE LEVER between the soundtrack of two instances of DOSBox, because the simplest MP3 playback utility for DOS could prove useful for advanced DJing with that!

I mean, why put two computers on a hardware crossfade mixing console when software can have two instances of a guest operating system on top of a host through software on one?

[Compcat]

Do you ever play Lucasarts adventure games, Clinton? I use DOSBox fairly often to play old school adventure games, and I like it, but I wish there were something more streamlined like ScummVM. ScummVM is a cool emulator for old point'n'click adventures using the SCUMM engine. It's similar to DOSBox in that it makes great old 90's games playable, but it's got a nice GUI as well as a lot of configuration options. You should check it out.

[Compcat]

Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

Doesn't this remind you of Brian Deluge?

Love this video. Early cgi is really aesthetically engaging to me; there's something otherworldly about it, like primitive claymation.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Compcat

Do you ever play Lucasarts adventure games, Clinton? I use DOSBox fairly often to play old school adventure games, and I like it, but I wish there were something more streamlined like ScummVM. ScummVM is a cool emulator for old point'n'click adventures using the SCUMM engine. It's similar to DOSBox in that it makes great old 90's games playable, but it's got a nice GUI as well as a lot of configuration options. You should check it out.

I've played SCUMMVM, also, I've played lots of old games on DOSBox.

But, now I'm talking about the idea of making DJing software that uses multiple instances of guest OSes as a means to create a soundtrack crossfade system to cue up the music between different instances of the OS. Some software has inherent limitations when run on its own. But what if we had software that harnessed it toward crossfading the soundtrack of other instances of emulation? Besides crossfading multiple instances of DOSBox or VirtualBox on a single computer through software would be more energy efficient and take up less footprint than having multiple laptops on a "double-turntable" crossfade DJ console.

I feel there is a market for REDUCED-FOOTPRINT electronics. Remember when I used to go on about discouraging use of CDs in favor of MP3 players, well this idea for a CROSSFADE CONSOLE system of having a double-DOSBox gives a similar feeling.

[Trooper]

Tuna, I just want you to know that there's currently a TV ad on in the UK about a shampoo that's been "exclusively developed with Claudia Schiffer" and literally every time it comes on I go "CLAUDIA SCHIFFER?!" in the voice from your Chair Movie entry. I genuinely believe that this association will be with me forever now, so even if 3dmm dies at some point, all it will take is for someone to mention her name when I'm like an 85-year-old man and I'll think of you. Know that.

[Tuna Hematoma]

I think only 2 people got that joke, hahaha.

[Tuna Hematoma]

Tom Breed, the guy who is too good to post on this board anymore, posted this. I giggled.

[Bown]

poor bill nickson. nobody commented on his ep and then goat deleted his clinton thread

i'll listen soon bill i promise

[Bjorny]

please stop obsessing about clinton it's getting very tiresome

[Slime]

blast from the past

[Bown]

can't be as tiresome as you following me around complaining

[Yamles]

You guys ever sit down and really think about what it must be like to push a baby out of your vagina? Like it's not the most fucked up thing in the world?

[Bown]

I imagine it's equally painful to Bjorny following you around trying to 'call you out' all the time

[Bjorny]

if you realized how much you post about him you'd see it doesn't take any "following around" to get tired of it

and if you realized how many of your cringeworthy posts I've ignored (hoping you'll eventually stop) you'd stop crying about me "calling you out all the time"

[Scatterbrain]

i've put clinton on ignore in the last couple of days and it's not been too big a deal. the reason I'm annoyed that thread got deleted is because it took my great goatse masterplan with it, i like to think someone would have found it useful.

[Bown]

Originally Posted by Bjorny

if you realized how much you post about him you'd see it doesn't take any "following around" to get tired of it

and if you realized how many of your cringeworthy posts I've ignored (hoping you'll eventually stop) you'd stop crying about me "calling you out all the time"

so use that ignore list feature you're such a huge fan of and quit, like, bothering me

[Rabid Dinosaur]

Originally Posted by Scatterbrain

i always thought if I was going to have a meltdown and leave in a goatse hissy fit, I'd do it over a week or two, posting as normal, but putting an image in every post that's just a small square of exactly the same colour as the textbox so no-one can see it. Also i'd need to use many copies of this with different filenames.

then when the timing's right and i'm ready to leave, I'd replace each of these images on my liam uploader account with goatses that have the same names. all threads from the last week or so that I've posted in suddenly have goatse all over them, and using duplicates with individual filenames means dealing with the clean up takes that little bit longer.
i don't know why Red Scorpion didn't put some proper thought into it, what an idiot.

[Bjorny]

Originally Posted by Bown

so use that ignore list feature you're such a huge fan of and quit, like, bothering me

okay, I just thought since you're not retarded I could ask you to stop but fine, I'll put you on the ignore list. not everything you post is annoying or uninteresting though so when you feel like you're done with this clinton thing, let me know so I can unignore you again.

Originally Posted by Scatterbrain

the reason I'm annoyed that thread got deleted is because it took my great goatse masterplan with it, i like to think someone would have found it useful.

haha yeah, that post was great!

[Phil Williamson]

it was a good plan BUT would surely be foiled by someone quoting a post of yours at some point and being like...wtf, why is there a tiny image embedded here

[Pizza The Hut]

that is a great post, but if that happened to me as an admin I'd bomb the entire user.

[Broken Pencil]

Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

DOSBox is the best DOS emulator around for classic gaming!

But one thing I wanna see is a spinoff version of DOSBox called DOSBox, DJ edition, of which would allow two instances of DOSBox, and have a CROSSFADE LEVER between the soundtrack of two instances of DOSBox, because the simplest MP3 playback utility for DOS could prove useful for advanced DJing with that!

I mean, why put two computers on a hardware crossfade mixing console when software can have two instances of a guest operating system on top of a host through software on one?

Ok, just a few things to verify:
1. Most dos games use MIDI, so good luck with mp3 shit. Especially since it would have to be wav.
2. there not updating dosbox anymore.

Yeah, that's pretty much it.

[Rabid Dinosaur]

Originally Posted by Samurai Clinton

After all this investigating I did about how the dating game works, I just made this graph!

can you explain this graph a bit, Clinton?

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Rabid Dinosaur

can you explain this graph a bit, Clinton?

Well, one way to describe it, is that with so many Americans living beyond their means and being friend-zoned by dishonest women, it sorta tells me that lots of men resort to slight dishonesty just to escape the friend-zone, in ways where the dishonesty progressively gets worse.

Because I've read something about how men live beyond their means as a LAST DITCH EFFORT to feel dateable.

Well, I'm gonna tell you that I'm writing a memoir about my feeling of being "undateable". I have such a strict commitment to live WITHIN MY MEANS of which has made me feel inadequate for asking girls out.

I'll tell you another thing: Dancing is something the average joe does for fun, but all it was to me was a LAST DITCH EFFORT to get girls. I'll also tell you that "dancing with girls" was the only incentive that lead me to outsource my dancing to a dancefloor away from home, and the only reason why I wanted to upgrade private alone dancing to using the house as a dancefloor with guests.

I've also realized that for me, its just as bad to take opportunities to go to parties, as it is for me to miss out, as per my awkwardness and insecurity.

BRACE YOURSELF for a memoir I am writing.

EDIT: Perhaps maybe the dishonesty from women associated with putting people in the friend-zone could be retaliated by the men who CUT CORNERS just to impress the women since not giving a shit probably puts them into eye contact without awkwardness.

[Yamles]

Can we keep the Clinton stuff in the other thread? I hate that it's arguing in most threads now.

[Bown]

Originally Posted by Bjorny

okay, I just thought since you're not retarded I could ask you to stop but fine, I'll put you on the ignore list. not everything you post is annoying or uninteresting though so when you feel like you're done with this clinton thing, let me know so I can unignore you again.

I already made a post saying that because Goat clearly wasn't interested I wasn't gonna push the subject any further. The post re: Nickson wasn't meant to be a continuation of that stuff, at least not in any other fashion than as a joke. If Clinton is here no matter what then yeah I'd rather live with it than spend my time sulking from the sidelines. Had you not elected to once again moan about me it would have been done with.