Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Qaz]

Originally Posted by Eric Ryan

By disaster do you mean this?

http://money.cnn.com/2014/02/25/tech...html?hpt=hp_t2

I can't tell if you're using disaster facetiously

yes.

[James McCloud]

lol netanyahu looks like jimmy kimmel

[Slime]

oh cool, someone just added me to their circles.

oh cool, 226 people have me in their circles, because i am not allowed to remove my g+ link from my page. cool, i have messages from months ago from friends that think that i use g+ because i am forced to have it. this works well

oh cool now i get a notification in what used to be the comments-only area, telling me that someone added me to their circles, or that somebody shared a video on g+ without adding in any actual comment. that's helpful, its good to know every time that happens.

oh nice, to check my youtube inbox where people do still message me, i now need to click a gear icon without a label, then click dashboard, then click community, then click inbox. im sure everyone will figure this out and its certainly a lot easier than where the inbox and its message count used to be displayed on the front page.

[Trooper]

Originally Posted by Lohr

cool, i have messages from months ago from friends that think that i use g+ because i am forced to have it.

Oh man, what? I didn't know this.

[Slime]

actually after writing that i realized i had seen those messages, it does give an alert on google.com i think at least

[Trooper]

I've got a guy commenting on my last Yogscast remix saying it reminds him of the stuff by placeboing. Not sure if that's a coincidence or if he saw that you did the backing track for that other one but whatever. Not sure if I'd agree with him since I don't even autotune any of my stuff.

[Dave Miles]

this is a bit graphic , heads up


riot police in thailand get a grenade tossed at them

[Dungeon Snake]

Originally Posted by Lohr

oh cool, someone just added me to their circles.

oh cool, 226 people have me in their circles, because i am not allowed to remove my g+ link from my page. cool, i have messages from months ago from friends that think that i use g+ because i am forced to have it. this works well

oh cool now i get a notification in what used to be the comments-only area, telling me that someone added me to their circles, or that somebody shared a video on g+ without adding in any actual comment. that's helpful, its good to know every time that happens.

now imagine you have an android phone and it makes a little beeping noise every time this happens

[Yamles]

There is some kind of Hawk that lives in the trees behind my house that squawks every night around the same time and it's kind of frightening.

[Dungeon Snake]

hawks are a good omen, your baby will be fierce

[Tuna Hematoma]

Or the hawk will eat your baby

[Samurai Clinton]

I hate how there's a "crossfade" effect between people feeling sorry for themselves when they shouldn't, and not feeling sorry for themselves when they should.

Its better to just feel sorry when you shouldn't, it makes you more alert of logical resolutions to problems.

[Trooper]

Clinton, you should write some more creepypastas and read them out on YouTube. I really enjoyed your one about the pirate rapists.

[Tuna Hematoma]

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Trooper

Clinton, you should write some more creepypastas and read them out on YouTube. I really enjoyed your one about the pirate rapists.

Yeah, of which I've been told not to keep putting pirate flags on this thread.

Besides, I seriously think that NC-11 and NC-43 should forfeit their titles of being a CONCURRENCY on the S. Memorial Dr. segment in Greenville, NC, and make S. Memorial Dr. a solitary NC-903 segment! Another thing we gotta do is realign US-13 somehow.

Now, here's a map of comprehensive EMERGENCY DETOUR ROUTES for US-13 in North Carolina:



Greenville, NC is a HELLHOLE, so traffic that happens to be going somewhere a farther distance (between around Farmville, NC and US-64 should consider the highlighted alternate routes! Lets also lobby to change US-13's corridor as well!

[Trooper]

Yeah, don't spam more pirate flags or any other images. Just write more stories and record yourself reading them.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Trooper

Yeah, don't spam more pirate flags or any other images. Just write more stories and record yourself reading them.

Yeah, well; I think its a crime that a church at Farmville, NC stopped having Narcotics Anonymous meetings! Plus the fact that my last few attempts to attempt attendance at an NA meeting in Greenville have been miserable FAILURES (with the exception of a convention at a hotel, which unfortunately had no jacuzzi). There are lots of reasons why I was SNUBBED for going to Greenville!

I even warned my dad that one day, he's gonna be sorry for introducing me to this city. But too bad he was denying his fault of MISGUIDING me!

I mean WTF, this is why I made a creepypasta to show how I feel in real life, even if the creepypasta was fictional!

[Bown]

Clinton just make another creepypasta and stop completely changing the subject all the time. Like don't just quote this and go "yeah, well, something about ipods!", actually respond to what another human is saying, one time.

[Samurai Clinton]

OK, so here is some evidence of Greenville TRAFFIC CONGESTION that supports my demand for FREEWAYS TO BE BUILT, and HIGHWAY REALIGNMENTS on existing highways outside Greenville...



(as of 2-26-14 @ 7:19 PM EST)

Who woulda ever thought to name the highway concurrent with 264 ALT and US-13 DICKinson? That's right, it has DICKS driving down it! This is why they have a sign that says DO NOT PASS IN CENTER LANE. Because they don't want any lawsuits over STDs being involved with BUTT PIRATES ending up in HEAD ON COLLISIONS!

And ya know, notice how HIGHWAY 11 and HIGHWAY 903 are concurrent with a highway with RED ZONES on it!

The intersection of GREENVILLE BLVD and S. MEMORIAL DR. have a 4-highway sign on their intersection, how do you explain that as the reason why there is a RED ZONE south of it? That's right thats why more FREEWAYS need to be built on both sides of the town's outskirts!

Oh, and there is a street called PEED DR above ALT 264.

[James McCloud]

lol

[Samurai Clinton]

This map is a history of streets in the metro Detroit area around southeastern Farmington Hills, MI and northeastern Livonia, MI which I have QUARANTINED from setting foot on.



Some of the QUARANTINING I've done is why I declared this general area UNSAFE at one time!

[Jt Copper]

Originally Posted by Trooper

Yeah, don't spam more pirate flags or any other images. Just write more stories and record yourself reading them.

[Tuna Hematoma]

This is my favourite Irish Drinking song game because you can see the instant regret on Colin's face and then a good chunk of the women in the audience are not impressed at all

[Roadkill Dave]

I personally love reading about traffic patterns in Greenville. Just a pity Clinton only posts them in this thread, I'd like to see some maps in other threads too

[Bown]

Originally Posted by James McCloud

lol

facepalm