Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Samurai Clinton]

I just wrote an emulator on QB64 for a message scrambling algorithm that smartphones might use as a weapon against dishonest horn dogs in the dating game!

http://www.qb64.net/forum/index.php?...0649#msg100649

What I'm saying is: one day smartphones will record communications history between boyfriend and girlfriend in a way that will SCRAMBLE text messages upon recorded history of wooing other girls when one relationship is meant to be the "dominant" one. Something like that, its hard to explain. I think "friend zone" scenarios should result in the girl's subsequent texts being SCRAMBLED!

Scrambling text messages should be a penalty for any dishonesty in the dating game in general! I am deeply under the impression that future smartphones will use "random ASCII scrambling" by OFFSETTING the ASCII value in dating game dishonesty that may possibly be recorded to some database.

[bl0ppin]

madness

[Damage Jackal]

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

Aside from the silly goal light and music from the director/producer of the show, their reaction is 100% genuine. They were watching the game as they were doing their show.

Yeah but I reckon they had some of those calls ready to go in case Canada won. That gold medal in your face call was surely pre-prepared

[Tuna Hematoma]

http://forums.tigsource.com/index.php?topic=39027.0

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[Air Rick]

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[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Lohr

its just kinda bad that you can tell stuff about someone by looking at what ads they are served if you use their PC. like if i went to a friend's computer and saw endless gay ads, but he never claimed to be gay. then i'd be wondering. but maybe he just searched something like gayniggersex too.

what about the other gay(whatever)sex name that is themed around the (forbidden senator subject)? Did it generate similar ads too?

[Slime]

edit: oh yeah i did search "gaybathroomsex" too, since that is "larry craig jr"'s url

[OmniromX]

Wow, this article is very fascinating. A russian family lives in the taiga for 40 years with no human contact:

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/histor...ar-ii-7354256/

[bl0ppin]

Originally Posted by Tuna Hematoma

MILLYUNS A DOLLARS, MILLYUNS A DOLLARS

[bl0ppin]

I have to serve this guy coffee a few times a week. I also used to have a show on the radio station he managed for a while. His campaign consists of whoring out his Irishness. Yesterday he was outside my cafe dancing a little jig in his green suit.

[Bown]

hahaha I got Dean to tweet that out last night and now it has a bunch more views, I really want it to go viral, it's SO SHIT

[Tuna Hematoma]

BALLS

[Qaz]

RIP Bitcoin. Thank fucking god it didn't get any bigger when this disaster occurred.

[Tuna Hematoma]

Now how am I supposed to get illegal pornography???

[OmniromX]

Yes, especially since these cow pornographers got busted:

http://news.kron4.com/news/suspiciou...cow-porn-ring/

[Samurai Clinton]

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[Air Rick]

Originally Posted by Qaz

Thank fucking god it didn't get any bigger when this disaster occurred.

By disaster do you mean this?

http://money.cnn.com/2014/02/25/tech...html?hpt=hp_t2

I can't tell if you're using disaster facetiously

[Qaz]