Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Old Rivers

i dunno i'm actually kind of enjoying these increasingly complicated post/pirate/penis collages.

Yeah!

POST/PIRATE/PENIS collages rules!

[Rabid Dinosaur]

Originally Posted by Rabid Dinosaur

yeah, I think we need the lowdown. what happened between you and ECU, Clinton?

answer the question

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Rabid Dinosaur

answer the question

There was not any actual feud with ECU. The feud is with GREENVILLE itself.

Here are some RED FLAGS that add up to the suspicions.

Bad traffic has diverted attention away from a shopping plaza with a Five Guys burger joint that wasn't well-marked, so I ended up missing a turn into that and had to turn around. Too many fuck-fucks are on these streets and shouldn't be driving!

[Tuna Hematoma]

I hate fuck-fucks.

[Roadkill Dave]

http://www.twitch.tv/twitchplayspokemon

I don't know if this has been posted here already but it's hilarious. 44,000 people trying to play the same game of pokemon red at the same time. It's crazy that they somehow managed to get through rock tunnel without flash, and are struggling to cut a single tree at the bottom of celadon. they've been stuck on it for nearly 2 hours now.

they managed 3 badges in 91 hours so far which is pretty good going imo

[Old Rivers]

haha the comments are hilarious to watch. so many people saying "wtf just cut the god damn tree!!!"

[Slime]

hahahah thats hilarious

[Bown]

Clinton, are you saying you're doing this whole campaign against Greenville because you had to make a wrong turn there one time?

[Bown]

twitch plays pokemon is everything i love about the internet

[Slime]

its hard to stop watching because he keeps standing right in front of the tree

[Bown]

hahaha i know. just saw the names of the pokemon, that killed me

[Slime]

they just did Cut 1 square away from the tree

[Old Rivers]

haha i am enjoying watching this more than i probably should be

somehow they manage to work together as one big, stupid mind. every ten min or so, for example, they just give up and go in the restaurant, spaz out for a while, then walk back out and try again.

[Roadkill Dave]

i've just realised how fucked they are when they have to get surf from the safari zone

tbh I'm shocked they even made it this far

[Old Rivers]

i would like to see what happens when they get the bike.

[Roadkill Dave]

THEY DID IT HOLY FUCK

[Old Rivers]

they finally got it!

edit: haha now they have to win a gym

[Roadkill Dave]

hahaha oh god erika's gym is full of trees, this is going to be another 5 hours, that's enough for one day

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Bown

Clinton, are you saying you're doing this whole campaign against Greenville because you had to make a wrong turn there one time?

There were more reasons, but my tendency to feel embarrassed with the biggest reason is why I water down the explanation to a somewhat more trivial reason, but at least I try to explain the misfortune to ensure that there is understanding.

I think its time we declare a state of emergency on Greenville to make people feel sorry for visiting there.

[Old Rivers]

Originally Posted by Roadkill Dave

THEY DID IT HOLY FUCK

it respawned...

[NearHi]

Friends and I playing Artemis.
We geeked out and made a set for it.

[Dominator Dan]

hahaha i can't believe they won that last pokemon battle

[Slime]

Originally Posted by NearHi

Friends and I playing Artemis.
We geeked out and made a set for it.

hahah thats probably a lot of fun. there's no way id ever get this game properly set up with 6 friends

[Gorosaurus]

This is essentially watching monkeys write Shakespeare

[Samurai Clinton]

With all this Greenville hatred, we might as well offer ECU graduates discounts for property near other places like Nelsonville, OH, Kawkawlin, MI, Nunica, MI (which is where the Nunica Internet Social Alliance activist group is located), Coopersville, MI, Escanaba, MI, Haskins, OH, Fostoria, OH, Pomeroy, OH, Galliopolis, OH, Washington Court House, OH, Xenia, OH and the whole nine yards! That will get some assholes out of Greenville!