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Izak MD · 10-25-2013, 08:44 PM

???

watching the vid of the 7 neck guitar gave me an idea, cos i felt like it was the only appropriate usage of a multi-necked gimmick guitar:

what if you made like a gigantic xylophone out of a bunch of guitar necks, and then like had some automatic robot things on the neck that are programmed to make different chords on each neck, so you could program each neck beforehand to specifically make a certain chord configuration at one exact moment, and then change it to make another chord configuration at another? and then the guy could just play each guitar by striking each neck with some sort of bow or wand, and the scales each guitar will give could be pre-programmed according to when he wants to play a certain scale vs another.

Izak MD · 10-25-2013, 08:48 PM

another idea: perform a great avant garde noise concert like this.

take three mid-90s bubblejet printers that make the horrible noises like this:

then contact mic them, and run them through some pedals or whatever and make fun sounds.

the trick is, each bubblejet printer is meant to print about 60 pages of some sort of insane epic free verse poem you've written, each 60 page installment of which will form a tryptic.

and you can throw pages into the crowd as the printers are printing

and go "yes!!! my precious words!!!! my precious words!!!!!!!!!" while all of the noise is blasting in the background

and the performance ends with a bunch of paper on the ground

Izak MD · 10-25-2013, 08:54 PM

another fantastic idea.

create a cathedral-like building with an installed organ. but instead of having it be a pipe organ, make it like the world's largest player-piano pipe organ, with a large and gigantic underground mechanical turning wheel, like the kind that you have on music boxes.

every day, a 24 hour music piece is played over and over infinitely, which is so complex and over-the-top that no human can actually play it (think the old experimental pieces by conlon nancarrow as seen here: ) . the turning wheel would have to be so large as to accommodate a 24 hour performance, so it would have to take up quite a bit of underground space. then it would connect to the pipe organ, and the individual stops on the organ would have to be automated so as to adjust the timbre when necessary (according to the appropriate parts of the piece)

make some insane religion where people have to worship at a designated hour of the day, which they switch off in 24-day cycles, in which a specific part of the song is playing.

people will thus be cleansed in a new and inventive way.

Izak MD · 10-25-2013, 08:55 PM

the reason america is dying is because the National Endowment for the Arts doesnt fund any of these and other brilliant ideas

Pizza The Hut · 10-25-2013, 08:56 PM

the reason America is dying is you, single-handedly

Izak MD · 10-25-2013, 09:01 PM

thats very sweet of you

Jt Copper · 10-25-2013, 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izak MD

the reason america is dying is because the National Endowment for the Arts doesnt fund any of these and other brilliant ideas

...Eh, I can agree with that.

Phil Williamson · 10-26-2013, 03:41 AM

haha I like the printer idea

Shaun · 06:24 AM

Pizza The Hut · 10-26-2013, 05:16 AM

she hot?

Shaun · 06:24 AM

Bobby Swisha · 10-26-2013, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Izak MD

the reason america is dying is because the National Endowment for the Arts doesnt fund any of these and other brilliant ideas

agreed

Trooper · 10-26-2013, 05:14 PM

Haha, what did Shaun post?

Trooper · 10-27-2013, 01:19 AM

I've been looking at this picture for about five minutes and I don't understand it. Apparently it's not been altered in any way and the player is not tiny irl.

James McCloud · 10-27-2013, 01:52 AM

well he (5'6'') is kinda small compared to both of those players (6'4'') and so i guess hes just leaning back? but it does look weird

Slime · 05:54 AM

Compcat · 10-27-2013, 06:22 AM

play these at the same time. or just watch the video if you don't like the music.

Damage Jackal · 10-27-2013, 09:34 AM

what's the advantage of six necked guitars

Jt Copper · 10-27-2013, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Compcat

play these at the same time. or just watch the video if you don't like the music.

That was quite lovely.

BjergClimber · 10-27-2013, 12:55 PM

Jt Copper · 10-27-2013, 04:36 PM

That was not quite lovely.

Bobby Swisha · 10-27-2013, 09:40 PM

lol @ this video:

lol @ guy who looks like Happyjuice. "We want to ask them why they like Mexico so much."

lol @ Alex Jones having 0 sympathy to guy telling him his daughter was killed in Aurora

Qaz · 10-27-2013, 11:14 PM

Ben Rice · 10-28-2013, 02:47 AM

i lost my temper with an xbox disc that refused to play and physically broke it even more than it already was. i'm talking going MR STABBY on its ass and casting it out into the rain. it's moments like this when i know why i don't have a girlfriend

Quote:

Originally Posted by BjergClimber

ahahaha his face at the very beginning

Yamles · 10-28-2013, 04:11 AM

Maybe you're like that because you don't have a girlfriend

10-25-2013, 08:44 PM	#30801
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	??? watching the vid of the 7 neck guitar gave me an idea, cos i felt like it was the only appropriate usage of a multi-necked gimmick guitar: what if you made like a gigantic xylophone out of a bunch of guitar necks, and then like had some automatic robot things on the neck that are programmed to make different chords on each neck, so you could program each neck beforehand to specifically make a certain chord configuration at one exact moment, and then change it to make another chord configuration at another? and then the guy could just play each guitar by striking each neck with some sort of bow or wand, and the scales each guitar will give could be pre-programmed according to when he wants to play a certain scale vs another.
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

10-25-2013, 08:48 PM	#30802
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	another idea: perform a great avant garde noise concert like this. take three mid-90s bubblejet printers that make the horrible noises like this: then contact mic them, and run them through some pedals or whatever and make fun sounds. the trick is, each bubblejet printer is meant to print about 60 pages of some sort of insane epic free verse poem you've written, each 60 page installment of which will form a tryptic. and you can throw pages into the crowd as the printers are printing and go "yes!!! my precious words!!!! my precious words!!!!!!!!!" while all of the noise is blasting in the background and the performance ends with a bunch of paper on the ground
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

10-25-2013, 08:54 PM	#30803
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	another fantastic idea. create a cathedral-like building with an installed organ. but instead of having it be a pipe organ, make it like the world's largest player-piano pipe organ, with a large and gigantic underground mechanical turning wheel, like the kind that you have on music boxes. every day, a 24 hour music piece is played over and over infinitely, which is so complex and over-the-top that no human can actually play it (think the old experimental pieces by conlon nancarrow as seen here: ) . the turning wheel would have to be so large as to accommodate a 24 hour performance, so it would have to take up quite a bit of underground space. then it would connect to the pipe organ, and the individual stops on the organ would have to be automated so as to adjust the timbre when necessary (according to the appropriate parts of the piece) make some insane religion where people have to worship at a designated hour of the day, which they switch off in 24-day cycles, in which a specific part of the song is playing. people will thus be cleansed in a new and inventive way.
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

10-25-2013, 08:55 PM	#30804
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	the reason america is dying is because the National Endowment for the Arts doesnt fund any of these and other brilliant ideas
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

10-25-2013, 09:01 PM	#30806
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877	thats very sweet of you
Izak MD Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2002 Posts: 8,877

10-25-2013, 08:56 PM	#30805
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	the reason America is dying is you, single-handedly

10-26-2013, 03:41 AM	#30808
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	haha I like the printer idea

10-26-2013, 05:09 AM	#30809
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	lawl
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	Last edited by Shaun : 10-26-2013 at 06:24 AM.

10-26-2013, 05:16 AM	#30810
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	she hot?

10-26-2013, 05:18 AM	#30811
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	lmao
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	Last edited by Shaun : 10-26-2013 at 06:24 AM.

10-26-2013, 05:14 PM	#30813
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Haha, what did Shaun post?
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

10-27-2013, 01:19 AM	#30814
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	I've been looking at this picture for about five minutes and I don't understand it. Apparently it's not been altered in any way and the player is not tiny irl.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

10-27-2013, 01:52 AM	#30815
James McCloud Senior Member Join Date: May 2005 Posts: 4,214	well he (5'6'') is kinda small compared to both of those players (6'4'') and so i guess hes just leaning back? but it does look weird

10-27-2013, 05:34 AM	#30816
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	Last edited by Slime : 10-27-2013 at 05:54 AM.

10-27-2013, 06:22 AM	#30817
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810	play these at the same time. or just watch the video if you don't like the music.
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810

10-27-2013, 09:34 AM	#30818
Damage Jackal Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 18,523	what's the advantage of six necked guitars

10-27-2013, 12:55 PM	#30820
BjergClimber Member Join Date: Aug 2010 Posts: 738
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10-27-2013, 04:36 PM	#30821
Jt Copper Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,463	That was not quite lovely.
Jt Copper Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 3,463

10-27-2013, 09:40 PM	#30822
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,029	lol @ this video: lol @ guy who looks like Happyjuice. "We want to ask them why they like Mexico so much." lol @ Alex Jones having 0 sympathy to guy telling him his daughter was killed in Aurora

10-27-2013, 11:14 PM	#30823
Qaz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,355
Qaz Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,355

10-28-2013, 04:11 AM	#30825
Yamles Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 2,799	Maybe you're like that because you don't have a girlfriend
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