Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 123

Shaun · 10-24-2008, 04:06 AM

Spider eats bird

Slime · 10-24-2008, 04:10 AM

Slime · 10-24-2008, 06:08 AM

Compcat · 10-24-2008, 06:19 AM

Kevitus · 10-24-2008, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Apfigur

that one is from a german tv show, although i don't like this one, the show is actually pretty awesome.

Kevitus · 10-24-2008, 10:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lohr

oh and that is a nice found, lohr

Compcat · 10-24-2008, 02:19 PM

Sam Hughes · 10-24-2008, 02:50 PM

So fucking what!

Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton
I've been to Eastbourne too
So what, so what
And I've been here, I've been there
I've been every fucking where
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach
I've even sucked an old man's cock
So what, so what
And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat
I rammed my cock right down its throat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you

And I've drunk that, I've drunk this
I've spewed up on a pint of piss
So what, so what
I've had skag, I've had speed
I've jacked up until I bleed
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little cunt

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

A-hahaha!

Yeah!

I've had crabs, I've had lice
I've had the clap and that ain't nice
So what, so what
I've fucked this, I've fucked that
I've even fucked a school girl's twat
So what, so what
So what, so what, you boring little fuck

Well, who cares, who cares what you do
And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you

So fucking what!
Yeah!

Apfigur · 10-24-2008, 03:13 PM

Genesis 1

1In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth.

2And the earth was waste and empty, and darkness was on the face of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters.

3And God said, Let there be light. And there was light.

4And God saw the light that it was good; and God divided between the light and the darkness.

5And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening, and there was morning -- the first day.

6And God said, Let there be an expanse in the midst of the waters, and let it be a division between waters and waters.

7And God made the expanse, and divided between the waters that are under the expanse and the waters that are above the expanse; and it was so.

8And God called the expanse Heavens. And there was evening, and there was morning -- a second day.

9And God said, Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together to one place, and let the dry [land] appear. And it was so.

10And God called the dry [land] Earth, and the gathering together of the waters he called Seas. And God saw that it was good.

11And God said, Let the earth cause grass to spring up, herb producing seed, fruit-trees yielding fruit after their kind, the seed of which is in them, on the earth. And it was so.

12And the earth brought forth grass, herb producing seed after its kind, and trees yielding fruit, the seed of which is in them, after their kind. And God saw that it was good.

13And there was evening, and there was morning -- a third day.

14And God said, Let there be lights in the expanse of the heavens, to divide between the day and the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days and years;

15and let them be for lights in the expanse of the heavens, to give light on the earth. And it was so.

16And God made the two great lights, the great light to rule the day, and the small light to rule the night, -- and the stars.

17And God set them in the expanse of the heavens, to give light on the earth,

18and to rule during the day and during the night, and to divide between the light and the darkness. And God saw that it was good.

19And there was evening, and there was morning -- a fourth day.

20And God said, Let the waters swarm with swarms of living souls, and let fowl fly above the earth in the expanse of the heavens.

21And God created the great sea monsters, and every living soul that moves with which the waters swarm, after their kind, and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw that it was good.

22And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply on the earth.

23And there was evening, and there was morning -- a fifth day.

24And God said, Let the earth bring forth living souls after their kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth, after their kind. And it was so.

25And God made the beast of the earth after its kind, and the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing of the ground after its kind. And God saw that it was good.

26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the heavens, and over the cattle, and over the whole earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth on the earth.

27And God created Man in his image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.

28And God blessed them; and God said to them, Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth, and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the heavens, and over every animal that moveth on the earth.

29And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb producing seed that is on the whole earth, and every tree in which is the fruit of a tree producing seed: it shall be food for you;

30and to every animal of the earth, and to every fowl of the heavens, and to everything that creepeth on the earth, in which is a living soul, every green herb for food. And it was so.

31And God saw everything that he had made, and behold it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning -- the sixth day.

Apfigur · 10-24-2008, 03:14 PM

1And he shewed me a river of water of life, bright as crystal, going out of the throne of God and of the Lamb.

2In the midst of its street, and of the river, on this side and on that side, [the] tree of life, producing twelve fruits, in each month yielding its fruit; and the leaves of the tree for healing of the nations.

3And no curse shall be any more; and the throne of God and of the Lamb shall be in it; and his servants shall serve him,

4and they shall see his face; and his name [is] on their foreheads.

5And night shall not be any more, and no need of a lamp, and light of [the] sun; for [the] Lord God shall shine upon them, and they shall reign to the ages of ages.

6And he said to me, These words [are] faithful and true; and [the] Lord God of the spirits of the prophets has sent his angel to shew to his bondmen the things which must soon come to pass.

7And behold, I come quickly. Blessed [is] he who keeps the words of the prophecy of this book.

8And I, John, [was] he who heard and saw these things. And when I heard and saw, I fell down to do homage before the feet of the angel who shewed me these things.

9And he says to me, See [thou do it] not. I am thy fellow-bondman, and [the fellow-bondman] of thy brethren the prophets, and of those who keep the words of this book. Do homage to God.

10And he says to me, Seal not the words of the prophecy of this book. The time is near.

11Let him that does unrighteously do unrighteously still; and let the filthy make himself filthy still; and let him that is righteous practise righteousness still; and he that is holy, let him be sanctified still.

12Behold, I come quickly, and my reward with me, to render to every one as his work shall be.

13*I* [am] the Alpha and the Omega, [the] first and [the] last, the beginning and the end.

14Blessed [are] they that wash their robes, that they may have right to the tree of life, and that they should go in by the gates into the city.

15Without [are] the dogs, and the sorcerers, and the fornicators, and the murderers, and the idolaters, and every one that loves and makes a lie.

16*I* Jesus have sent mine angel to testify these things to you in the assemblies. *I* am the root and offspring of David, the bright [and] morning star.

17And the Spirit and the bride say, Come. And let him that hears say, Come. And let him that is athirst come; he that will, let him take [the] water of life freely.

18*I* testify to every one who hears the words of the prophecy of this book, If any one shall add to these things, God shall add to him the plagues which are written in this book.

19And if any one take from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the tree of life, and out of the holy city, which are written in this book.

20He that testifies these things says, Yea, I come quickly. Amen; come, Lord Jesus.

21The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ [be] with all the saints.

Apfigur · 10-24-2008, 03:14 PM

man, sonic youth is so awesome.

Sam Hughes · 10-24-2008, 04:26 PM

jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjsffffffffffffvbc
the red hat

loooooossssssssssssssssssssss mmmmaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stufffffffffffffffffffffff

roooootennnnnnn 7
wow kick

nicey yo

nicey yonicey yonicey yonicey yoh

wuuuus

Sam Hughes · 10-24-2008, 04:29 PM

What's with these homies dissin' my girl?
Why do they gotta front?
What did we ever do to these guys
That made them so violent?

Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours.
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time.

Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh-Oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.

Don't you ever fear, I'm always near. I know that you need help.
Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit.
You need a guardian.

Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours.
Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine.
Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time.

Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly.
Oh-Oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore.
I don't care what they say about us anyway.
I don't care 'bout that.

Bang! Bang! Knock on the door, another big bang, get down on the floor.
Oh No! What do we do?
Don't look now but I lost my shoe.
I can't run and I can't kick.
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' sick?
What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you?
What's a matter babe, are you feelin' blue?
Oh-oh-oh!

And that's for all of time.
And that's for all of time.

I don't care 'bout that.
I don't care 'bout that.
I don't care 'bout that.

Apfigur · 10-24-2008, 04:30 PM

top 14 worst songs of all time

1. Turn the Page
2. Has It Come to This?
3. Let's Push Things Forward
4. Sharp darts
5. Same Old Thing
6. Geezers Need Excitement
7. It's Too Late
8. Too Much Brandy
9. Don't Mug Yourself
10. Who Got the Funk?
11. The Irony of It All
12. Weak Becomes Heroes
13. Who Dares Wins
14. Stay Positive

Damage Jackal · 10-24-2008, 05:01 PM

ALLO
ALLO

MY NAME IS TERRY AND I'M A LAW ABIDER

Cubert · 10-24-2008, 05:32 PM

JUST A FEW 8THS AND SOME PLAYSTATIONS

Slime · 10-24-2008, 05:35 PM

benjamin rice

Cubert · 10-24-2008, 05:37 PM

benjamin linus

bl0ppin · 10-24-2008, 07:14 PM

That seal didn't bite off your linus did it?

Slime · 10-25-2008, 03:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lohr

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Notch Johnson · 10-25-2008, 04:31 AM

LETS BOMB THIS POST WITH EDITS!

edit: AARON HAYNES IS A FAGGOT!

edit: I WONDER IF ANYONE WILL READ THIS!

Air Rick · 10-25-2008, 05:23 AM

LETS BOMB THIS THREAD WITH CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL LOHR

Kevitus · 10-25-2008, 12:00 PM

bilbo

bl0ppin · 10-25-2008, 05:26 PM

boboli

Fingers · 10-25-2008, 05:39 PM

Broccoli

10-24-2008, 04:06 AM	#3051
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10-24-2008, 02:50 PM	#3058
Sam Hughes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,408	So fucking what! Well, I've been to Hastings and I've been to Brighton I've been to Eastbourne too So what, so what And I've been here, I've been there I've been every fucking where So what, so what So what, so what, you boring little cunt Well, who cares, who cares what you do Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you Well, I've fucked the queen, I've fucked Bach I've even sucked an old man's cock So what, so what And I've fucked a sheep, I've fucked a goat I rammed my cock right down its throat So what, so what So what, so what, you boring little fuck Well, who cares, who cares what you do And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you And I've drunk that, I've drunk this I've spewed up on a pint of piss So what, so what I've had skag, I've had speed I've jacked up until I bleed So what, so what So what, so what, you boring little cunt Well, who cares, who cares what you do Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you A-hahaha! Yeah! I've had crabs, I've had lice I've had the clap and that ain't nice So what, so what I've fucked this, I've fucked that I've even fucked a school girl's twat So what, so what So what, so what, you boring little fuck Well, who cares, who cares what you do And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you So fucking what! Yeah!

10-24-2008, 03:13 PM	#3059
Apfigur Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,356	Genesis 1 1In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. 2And the earth was waste and empty, and darkness was on the face of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the face of the waters. 3And God said, Let there be light. And there was light. 4And God saw the light that it was good; and God divided between the light and the darkness. 5And God called the light Day, and the darkness he called Night. And there was evening, and there was morning -- the first day. 6And God said, Let there be an expanse in the midst of the waters, and let it be a division between waters and waters. 7And God made the expanse, and divided between the waters that are under the expanse and the waters that are above the expanse; and it was so. 8And God called the expanse Heavens. And there was evening, and there was morning -- a second day. 9And God said, Let the waters under the heavens be gathered together to one place, and let the dry [land] appear. And it was so. 10And God called the dry [land] Earth, and the gathering together of the waters he called Seas. And God saw that it was good. 11And God said, Let the earth cause grass to spring up, herb producing seed, fruit-trees yielding fruit after their kind, the seed of which is in them, on the earth. And it was so. 12And the earth brought forth grass, herb producing seed after its kind, and trees yielding fruit, the seed of which is in them, after their kind. And God saw that it was good. 13And there was evening, and there was morning -- a third day. 14And God said, Let there be lights in the expanse of the heavens, to divide between the day and the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days and years; 15and let them be for lights in the expanse of the heavens, to give light on the earth. And it was so. 16And God made the two great lights, the great light to rule the day, and the small light to rule the night, -- and the stars. 17And God set them in the expanse of the heavens, to give light on the earth, 18and to rule during the day and during the night, and to divide between the light and the darkness. And God saw that it was good. 19And there was evening, and there was morning -- a fourth day. 20And God said, Let the waters swarm with swarms of living souls, and let fowl fly above the earth in the expanse of the heavens. 21And God created the great sea monsters, and every living soul that moves with which the waters swarm, after their kind, and every winged fowl after its kind. And God saw that it was good. 22And God blessed them, saying, Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the waters in the seas, and let fowl multiply on the earth. 23And there was evening, and there was morning -- a fifth day. 24And God said, Let the earth bring forth living souls after their kind, cattle, and creeping thing, and beast of the earth, after their kind. And it was so. 25And God made the beast of the earth after its kind, and the cattle after their kind, and every creeping thing of the ground after its kind. And God saw that it was good. 26And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness; and let them have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the heavens, and over the cattle, and over the whole earth, and over every creeping thing that creepeth on the earth. 27And God created Man in his image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them. 28And God blessed them; and God said to them, Be fruitful and multiply, and fill the earth, and subdue it; and have dominion over the fish of the sea, and over the fowl of the heavens, and over every animal that moveth on the earth. 29And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb producing seed that is on the whole earth, and every tree in which is the fruit of a tree producing seed: it shall be food for you; 30and to every animal of the earth, and to every fowl of the heavens, and to everything that creepeth on the earth, in which is a living soul, every green herb for food. And it was so. 31And God saw everything that he had made, and behold it was very good. And there was evening, and there was morning -- the sixth day.
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10-24-2008, 03:14 PM	#3060
Apfigur Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,356	1And he shewed me a river of water of life, bright as crystal, going out of the throne of God and of the Lamb. 2In the midst of its street, and of the river, on this side and on that side, [the] tree of life, producing twelve fruits, in each month yielding its fruit; and the leaves of the tree for healing of the nations. 3And no curse shall be any more; and the throne of God and of the Lamb shall be in it; and his servants shall serve him, 4and they shall see his face; and his name [is] on their foreheads. 5And night shall not be any more, and no need of a lamp, and light of [the] sun; for [the] Lord God shall shine upon them, and they shall reign to the ages of ages. 6And he said to me, These words [are] faithful and true; and [the] Lord God of the spirits of the prophets has sent his angel to shew to his bondmen the things which must soon come to pass. 7And behold, I come quickly. Blessed [is] he who keeps the words of the prophecy of this book. 8And I, John, [was] he who heard and saw these things. And when I heard and saw, I fell down to do homage before the feet of the angel who shewed me these things. 9And he says to me, See [thou do it] not. I am thy fellow-bondman, and [the fellow-bondman] of thy brethren the prophets, and of those who keep the words of this book. Do homage to God. 10And he says to me, Seal not the words of the prophecy of this book. The time is near. 11Let him that does unrighteously do unrighteously still; and let the filthy make himself filthy still; and let him that is righteous practise righteousness still; and he that is holy, let him be sanctified still. 12Behold, I come quickly, and my reward with me, to render to every one as his work shall be. 13I [am] the Alpha and the Omega, [the] first and [the] last, the beginning and the end. 14Blessed [are] they that wash their robes, that they may have right to the tree of life, and that they should go in by the gates into the city. 15Without [are] the dogs, and the sorcerers, and the fornicators, and the murderers, and the idolaters, and every one that loves and makes a lie. 16I Jesus have sent mine angel to testify these things to you in the assemblies. I am the root and offspring of David, the bright [and] morning star. 17And the Spirit and the bride say, Come. And let him that hears say, Come. And let him that is athirst come; he that will, let him take [the] water of life freely. 18I testify to every one who hears the words of the prophecy of this book, If any one shall add to these things, God shall add to him the plagues which are written in this book. 19And if any one take from the words of the book of this prophecy, God shall take away his part from the tree of life, and out of the holy city, which are written in this book. 20He that testifies these things says, Yea, I come quickly. Amen; come, Lord Jesus. 21The grace of the Lord Jesus Christ [be] with all the saints.
Apfigur Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,356

10-24-2008, 03:14 PM	#3061
Apfigur Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,356	man, sonic youth is so awesome.
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10-24-2008, 04:26 PM	#3062
Sam Hughes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,408	jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjsffffffffffffvbc the red hat loooooossssssssssssssssssssss mmmmaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh stufffffffffffffffffffffff roooootennnnnnn 7 wow kick nicey yo nicey yonicey yonicey yonicey yoh wuuuus

10-24-2008, 04:29 PM	#3063
Sam Hughes Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 1,408	What's with these homies dissin' my girl? Why do they gotta front? What did we ever do to these guys That made them so violent? Woo-hoo, but you know I'm yours. Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine. Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time. Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh-Oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. I don't care what they say about us anyway. I don't care 'bout that. Don't you ever fear, I'm always near. I know that you need help. Your tongue is twisted, your eyes are slit. You need a guardian. Woo-hoo, and you know I'm yours. Woo-hoo, and I know you're mine. Woo-hoo, and that's for all of time. Woo-ee-oo, I look just like Buddy Holly. Oh-Oh, and you're Mary Tyler Moore. I don't care what they say about us anyway. I don't care 'bout that. Bang! Bang! Knock on the door, another big bang, get down on the floor. Oh No! What do we do? Don't look now but I lost my shoe. I can't run and I can't kick. What's a matter babe, are you feelin' sick? What's a matter, what's a matter, what's a matter you? What's a matter babe, are you feelin' blue? Oh-oh-oh! And that's for all of time. And that's for all of time. I don't care 'bout that. I don't care 'bout that. I don't care 'bout that.

10-24-2008, 04:30 PM	#3064
Apfigur Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,356	top 14 worst songs of all time 1. Turn the Page 2. Has It Come to This? 3. Let's Push Things Forward 4. Sharp darts 5. Same Old Thing 6. Geezers Need Excitement 7. It's Too Late 8. Too Much Brandy 9. Don't Mug Yourself 10. Who Got the Funk? 11. The Irony of It All 12. Weak Becomes Heroes 13. Who Dares Wins 14. Stay Positive
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10-24-2008, 05:01 PM	#3065
Damage Jackal Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 18,523	ALLO ALLO MY NAME IS TERRY AND I'M A LAW ABIDER

10-24-2008, 05:32 PM	#3066
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990	JUST A FEW 8THS AND SOME PLAYSTATIONS
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10-24-2008, 05:35 PM	#3067
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	benjamin rice
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Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990	benjamin linus
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10-24-2008, 07:14 PM	#3069
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	That seal didn't bite off your linus did it?
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10-25-2008, 04:31 AM	#3071
Notch Johnson Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,503	LETS BOMB THIS POST WITH EDITS! edit: AARON HAYNES IS A FAGGOT! edit: I WONDER IF ANYONE WILL READ THIS!

10-25-2008, 05:23 AM	#3072
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	LETS BOMB THIS THREAD WITH CHRISTOPHER MICHAEL LOHR
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