Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Trooper]

They've clearly sprayed the bun with water in the photoshoot to make it look shinier.

[Skittlebrau]

Actually, I think they must have brushed it with some sort of thin lacquer or resin. Possibly the whole thing, the burger patty is ridiculously shiny too. There are a whole bunch of tricks you can do to make food look great on camera, as long as you dont have to eat it.

[Tuna Hematoma]

[Jt Copper]

Nifty.

[Tuna Hematoma]

[NearHi]

And its true because it's here as a JPEG and has a picture of the guy and Ground Zero and has typewriter typeface so it looks confidential.

[Orcus]

[Tuna Hematoma]

Originally Posted by NearHi

And its true because it's here as a JPEG and has a picture of the guy and Ground Zero and has typewriter typeface so it looks confidential.

obviously

[Slime]

yeah but... you can look it up and see

[Tuna Hematoma]

IT'S A CONSPIRACY MAN

[Shaun]

Originally Posted by Orcus

oh man I can't wait for the future.

[Samurai Clinton]

Originally Posted by Lohr

just watched the original nightmare on elm street for the first time. great movie

I think its time that smartphones start to lick drivers with a stick-out tongue if somebody doesn't use hands-free systems!

Because I remember that scene where the phone licked Nancy!

[Slade]

but that would only cause more accidents than if you didn--y'know what forget it

[Roadkill Dave]

i think phones should release a swarm of bees if you use it while driving

[Izak MD]

got this email from some family today:

So without doing any research or investigating I present you with this video!



Its a highlight reel from something called the My Little Pony Convention, where a bunch of losers listen to dubstep?


Enjoy!

=D

[Eukos]

Hello IzakMD i appreicate oyou feedback

hello

tomorrow i want to finally race against time with my grandfaher in the bus of truth whith shaggy and scuba-doo diver rocky mawntan. izakmd is the person of truuf and he smells like this movie

oh yeah this movi ie shit btw

[Izak MD]

Dearest Eukos,

I understand what you have said and I appreciate and respect your opinion. In light of your comments, I will resolve this matter forthwith. Furthermore, I apologize if my presence leads one's olfactory inclinations towards said film.

Sincerely Yours,
Izak MD

[Nixon]

Originally Posted by Izak MD

got this email from some family today:

So without doing any research or investigating I present you with this video!



Its a highlight reel from something called the My Little Pony Convention, where a bunch of losers listen to dubstep?


Enjoy!

=D

hahaha that video, the guy falling over in the background at 0:07

[Eukos]

Dear Izak,

Your words make my feelings hurt. I am filled with shame. I will never produce a movie nor will I write on the internet no longer. You are a evil evil boy, and I don't think I will want to play with you no longer. You accuse me of being the "pretentious cocksucker" when in fact, I think it is you who sucks cock. My pride or spirit will never rise again, because you have killed it. Forever will my soul be trapped inside a bird cage of your hatred. If I had to conceal my truest feelings in one line. This would be what that line would say:

"I love you, but wait, I hate you"

That is all for now. My spirits inside me are too aching to continue this internet message.
sincerely,
eukos


PS: You are the cock sucker

[Izak MD]

haha!

looks like someone's been going through my old posts.



^that's the best btw

[BjergClimber]

[Tuna Hematoma]

http://www.food.com/recipe/ice-cubes-420398

SIMPLY AMAZING AND SO EASY TO DO!

[Bravoie]

[Slime]

Originally Posted by brian eno

The idea came up at the time when I was completely bereft of ideas. I'd been working on my own music for a while and was quite lost, actually. And I really appreciated someone coming along and saying, "Here's a specific problem — solve it."

The thing from the agency said, "We want a piece of music that is inspiring, universal, blah-blah, da-da-da, optimistic, futuristic, sentimental, emotional," this whole list of adjectives, and then at the bottom it said "and it must be 31/4 seconds long."[† 1]

I thought this was so funny and an amazing thought to actually try to make a little piece of music. It's like making a tiny little jewel.
In fact, I made 84 pieces. I got completely into this world of tiny, tiny little pieces of music. I was so sensitive to microseconds at the end of this that it really broke a logjam in my own work. Then when I'd finished that and I went back to working with pieces that were like three minutes long, it seemed like oceans of time.

[Slade]

still better than any of the other windows startup noises