Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 118

Cubert · 10-21-2008, 10:04 PM

10) HE'S VERY POSSIBLY GAY. all his friends are gay 2 are getting MARRIED and he has a girlfriend but apparently she has GIANT ears and has a SERIOUS mans voice. but to be fair none of this point can be verified

Apfigur · 10-21-2008, 10:05 PM

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Cubert · 10-21-2008, 10:06 PM

11) HE'S 22 OR 23 OR SOME SHIT. he's like DUMBER and LAZIER and SHITTER than ANYONE I'VE EVER MET and he's had at least 3 more YEARS on this planet than the rest of the group. the guy lives at home and reads comics all the time and thinks THE MATRIX is one of the best things ever but hasnt seen PULP FICTION or any of that kinda stuff

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Cubert · 10-21-2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Cubert

man in my media workgroup we had to 'pick' a 'producer' at the start of the year and for us it ended up being this guy ash

he's SHIT i hate him he like, fucking

1) CAN'T DO SHIT. he's one of those morons who sits in lesson, and CONSTANTLY goes "what was that did he say it was in for tuesday or wednesday?" so like, while i'm explaining THAT to him i can't hear the NEXT thing being said and so he asks me that as well and UGH he's supposed to be in charge of itall but LITERALLY hasn't understood a SINGLE thing since he came here. CONSIDER THAT FOR A SECOND WHILE I WRITE #2

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2) FUCKIN SUCKS AT BEING A PRODUCER- he's all "what are we doing im fat and dumb and dont know" all the time so me and thsi girl jess do ALL the organising for him, like delegating the MANY, MANY tasks out group has to do to specifc people. e.g

JAMES: "hey matt could you sort the edit decision list for thursday?"
MATT: "ok" *
ASH: "IM NOT INVOLVED IN THIS CONVO BECAUSE I'M EITHER NOT EVEN AT THE LECTURE OR JUST BEING UGLY AND DUMB AND LAZY"

*note: matt doesnt do the work he set him either a lot of the time, but at least he tries/means well\does some stuff/ isnt a fat fucking FAILURE AT LIFE

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3) IS LITERALLY SO TECHNICALLY INCOMPOTENT- we had to record audio stuff for the films we're making, but literally about HALF of the HUNDREDS of sounds we recorded will cut to fucking ASH on the BUS back to uni talking about COMIC BOOKS because he's a fat dumbass geek and sat on the fucking merantz and talked about lame shit most of the way back the CUNT

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4) he also taped over a WHOLE tape of fucking AWESOME footage with some shit stuff he did, which for the record he was supposed to do WEEKS ago but didn't because he's a worthless person and only did THIS WEEKEND, EXTREMELY BADLY, OVER OUR GOOD FOOTAGE

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5) he's literally ALWAYS complaining about being ILL and not having enough FOOD the fat sickly bastard. he LITERALLY talks about food half of the time. HALF FOR FUCKS SAKE. FUCKIN. and he's only in 3/4 lectures because he's constantly ill and when he IS in he's one of those shitt ill people who STINK really bad and insist on getting their face way too CLOSE to yours and BREATHING really shitty smelling ILLNESS BREATH all over you all the time THAT CRAPPY BASTARD CRAP

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6) HE CAN'T DO SHIT. we were "logging" footage on monday and like, well i say we, NO EXAGGERATION i did the ENTIRE first film which took HOURS, then almost ALL of the 2nd film, then said "i'm going to get a coffee ash you've watched me do this all morning you can do this for a bit right" and he's all "yeah". but then because i obviously know how SHIT he is at being a FUNCTIONING HUMAN im all "are you SURE because this is imprtant and like, you're the PRODUCER and he gets all ratty and is like "yeah jeez". so I WALK OUT, GO THE CASHPOINT, GET A COFFEE, REALISE I HAVEWNT GOT MILK AND GO BACK, MEET AND TALK TO SOMEONE, GO THE TOILET, COME BACK and find him SAT there havign done ABOSLUTELY NOTHING the whole time that LAZY SHITTY SHIT SHIT

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7) HE'S THE FUCKING PRODUCER FOR FUCKS SAKE. we all agreed that like NONE of the group can remember a SINGLE thing literally that he's done to HELP our group in ANY way, he's JUST a HINDERANCE

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8) he booked out some walkie talkies in MY name then lost some so I had to spend my fucking saturday trekking about contacting people and fucking sorting out this missng equipment i never SAW or USED otherisw I'D GET FINED because HE lost them in MY name

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9) HE'S HORRIFYINGLY BY THE NUMBERS. i mean im on a CREATIVE course and he REPEATEDL has said "i dont care about that artsy fartsy stuff i just wanna make a film the LECTURER likes" which is like, EVEN THE LECTURER SAYS DON'T DO THAT BECAUSE IT'S NOT CREATIVE IT'S JUST FUCKING HOOP-JUMPING ASH IS LAME

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10) HE'S VERY POSSIBLY GAY. all his friends are gay 2 are getting MARRIED and he has a girlfriend but apparently she has GIANT ears and has a SERIOUS mans voice. but to be fair none of this point can be verified

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Originally Posted by Cubert

11) HE'S 22 OR 23 OR SOME SHIT. he's like DUMBER and LAZIER and SHITTER than ANYONE I'VE EVER MET and he's had at least 3 more YEARS on this planet than the rest of the group. the guy lives at home and reads comics all the time and thinks THE MATRIX is one of the best things ever but hasnt seen PULP FICTION or any of that kinda stuff

quoted because THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW

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Originally Posted by Bibilo

I like Ash more than I like you.

man get on msn so i can GUSH more reasons why NO THATS WRONG

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Cubert · 10-21-2008, 10:14 PM

also on the days when he decided to stp pretending to be ill and actuall COME IN and do his fucking JOB he ALWAYS buys bacon and egg sandwhiches from the shop and fucking eats them IN THE EDITING ROOM they stink like SHIT and get eggy fuckign CRUMBS everywhere and he eats like a SPAZ so it's all on his TEETH and shit and like KUN KUN KUN KUN KUN KUN KUN

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