Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 1105

Trooper · 09-24-2012, 10:27 PM

Hahaha, that German joke is terrible.

Also, these are probably the top non-offensive jokes rather. I remember hearing on the radio about some joke that had been voted the best of the year, excluding anything racist, sexist, hair-colour-ist, etc. It was this:

Two hunters are walking through the woods at the end of a fruitful day. As they chat away to each other, one of them trips over a tree root and hits his head on a rock. His friend tries to wake him up but he shows no signs of consciousness. After fumbling around, he comes to the conclusion that there's no pulse but he doesn't really know what he's doing, so he starts panicking and phones the emergency services for help. As soon as the operator picks up, she hears the hunter yelling "My friend has cut his head open! I think he's dead. Oh God, there's so much blood. What if he's dead? I think he's dead!" She waits for him to pause for breath and then says "Please, sir, I need you to calm down. First of all, we need to actually be sure if he's dead." After a few seconds of silence she hears a loud gunshot on the other end of the phone. The hunter puts the phone back up to his ear and says "OK, now what?"

Dominator Dan · 09-25-2012, 12:02 AM

oh yeah i remember hearing that one, i was very disappointed considering the HYPE, good joke though, would come across a lot better in comic form/animation, MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD DO THAT

Slime · 07:06 AM

Trooper · 09-25-2012, 12:50 PM

Haha yeah. I love his stuff.

That and Gillard Jam are the best ones.

Kevitus · 09-25-2012, 05:50 PM

some heavy revolution going on here

Eukos · 09-25-2012, 06:03 PM

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Kevitus · 09-25-2012, 06:05 PM

working fine for me, i'm kinda mesmerized here looking at it

Kevitus · 09-25-2012, 06:06 PM

try this one http://www.livestream.com/spanishrevolutionsol

Eukos · 09-25-2012, 06:10 PM

Works, thanks kev

Kevitus · 09-25-2012, 06:57 PM

jesus! is no one watching this???

Dominator Dan · 09-25-2012, 07:09 PM

you posted it less than an hour ago, in THIS thread

Shaun · 09-25-2012, 07:21 PM

I think this thread has been thoroughly bombed, or jammed. or spammed. or whatever. We can stop now.

Dominator Dan · 09-26-2012, 02:56 AM

Evil Ash · 09-26-2012, 03:28 AM

Old Rivers · 09-26-2012, 03:28 AM

thank god...

Gorosaurus · 09-26-2012, 03:38 AM

Compcat · 09-26-2012, 04:06 AM

My posting strike was a success! You're welcome, you guys.

Compcat · 09-26-2012, 04:19 AM

Eukos · 09-26-2012, 10:12 AM

Hahaha brilliant

Shaun · 09-26-2012, 04:34 PM

Scatterbrain · 09-26-2012, 05:11 PM

hahaha

Bjorny · 09-26-2012, 05:20 PM

haha that's a good one

Rabid Dinosaur · 09-26-2012, 07:45 PM

haha man I used to read a ton of comics regularly via my LJ friends list, but since I stopped using LJ I haven't read them in years

Dominator Dan · 09-26-2012, 08:03 PM

you should start again, with deathbulge vvv

Rabid Dinosaur · 09-26-2012, 08:04 PM

I read Deathbulge on the regular, son!

09-24-2012, 10:27 PM	#27601
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Hahaha, that German joke is terrible. Also, these are probably the top non-offensive jokes rather. I remember hearing on the radio about some joke that had been voted the best of the year, excluding anything racist, sexist, hair-colour-ist, etc. It was this: Two hunters are walking through the woods at the end of a fruitful day. As they chat away to each other, one of them trips over a tree root and hits his head on a rock. His friend tries to wake him up but he shows no signs of consciousness. After fumbling around, he comes to the conclusion that there's no pulse but he doesn't really know what he's doing, so he starts panicking and phones the emergency services for help. As soon as the operator picks up, she hears the hunter yelling "My friend has cut his head open! I think he's dead. Oh God, there's so much blood. What if he's dead? I think he's dead!" She waits for him to pause for breath and then says "Please, sir, I need you to calm down. First of all, we need to actually be sure if he's dead." After a few seconds of silence she hears a loud gunshot on the other end of the phone. The hunter puts the phone back up to his ear and says "OK, now what?"
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

09-25-2012, 03:20 AM	#27603
Slime Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 24,891	a
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09-25-2012, 12:50 PM	#27604
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442	Haha yeah. I love his stuff. That and Gillard Jam are the best ones.
Trooper Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 7,442

09-25-2012, 05:50 PM	#27605
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542	some heavy revolution going on here
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542

09-25-2012, 06:05 PM	#27607
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542	working fine for me, i'm kinda mesmerized here looking at it
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542

09-25-2012, 12:02 AM	#27602
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	oh yeah i remember hearing that one, i was very disappointed considering the HYPE, good joke though, would come across a lot better in comic form/animation, MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD DO THAT

09-25-2012, 06:06 PM	#27608
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542	try this one http://www.livestream.com/spanishrevolutionsol
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542

09-25-2012, 06:10 PM	#27609
Eukos Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,133	Works, thanks kev
Eukos Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,133

09-25-2012, 06:57 PM	#27610
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542	jesus! is no one watching this???
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542

09-25-2012, 07:09 PM	#27611
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	you posted it less than an hour ago, in THIS thread

09-25-2012, 07:21 PM	#27612
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	I think this thread has been thoroughly bombed, or jammed. or spammed. or whatever. We can stop now.
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

09-26-2012, 02:56 AM	#27613
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564

09-26-2012, 03:28 AM	#27614
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09-26-2012, 03:28 AM	#27615
Old Rivers Super Moderator Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 6,998	thank god...

09-26-2012, 03:38 AM	#27616
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09-26-2012, 04:06 AM	#27617
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810	My posting strike was a success! You're welcome, you guys.
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09-26-2012, 04:19 AM	#27618
Compcat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 8,810
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09-26-2012, 10:12 AM	#27619
Eukos Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,133	Hahaha brilliant
Eukos Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2012 Posts: 3,133

09-26-2012, 04:34 PM	#27620
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

09-26-2012, 05:11 PM	#27621
Scatterbrain Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 8,564	hahaha

09-26-2012, 05:20 PM	#27622
Bjorny Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 7,217	haha that's a good one
Bjorny Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 7,217

09-26-2012, 07:45 PM	#27623
Rabid Dinosaur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 14,894	haha man I used to read a ton of comics regularly via my LJ friends list, but since I stopped using LJ I haven't read them in years

09-26-2012, 08:03 PM	#27624
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	you should start again, with deathbulge vvv

09-26-2012, 08:04 PM	#27625
Rabid Dinosaur Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 14,894	I read Deathbulge on the regular, son!

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