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Old 09-24-2012, 10:27 PM   #27601
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Hahaha, that German joke is terrible.

Also, these are probably the top non-offensive jokes rather. I remember hearing on the radio about some joke that had been voted the best of the year, excluding anything racist, sexist, hair-colour-ist, etc. It was this:

Two hunters are walking through the woods at the end of a fruitful day. As they chat away to each other, one of them trips over a tree root and hits his head on a rock. His friend tries to wake him up but he shows no signs of consciousness. After fumbling around, he comes to the conclusion that there's no pulse but he doesn't really know what he's doing, so he starts panicking and phones the emergency services for help. As soon as the operator picks up, she hears the hunter yelling "My friend has cut his head open! I think he's dead. Oh God, there's so much blood. What if he's dead? I think he's dead!" She waits for him to pause for breath and then says "Please, sir, I need you to calm down. First of all, we need to actually be sure if he's dead." After a few seconds of silence she hears a loud gunshot on the other end of the phone. The hunter puts the phone back up to his ear and says "OK, now what?"


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Old 09-25-2012, 12:02 AM   #27602
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oh yeah i remember hearing that one, i was very disappointed considering the HYPE, good joke though, would come across a lot better in comic form/animation, MAYBE SOMEONE SHOULD DO THAT


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Old 09-25-2012, 03:20 AM   #27603
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Old 09-25-2012, 12:50 PM   #27604
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Haha yeah. I love his stuff.

That and Gillard Jam are the best ones.


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Old 09-25-2012, 05:50 PM   #27605
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some heavy revolution going on here


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Old 09-25-2012, 06:03 PM   #27606
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Old 09-25-2012, 06:05 PM   #27607
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working fine for me, i'm kinda mesmerized here looking at it


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Old 09-25-2012, 06:06 PM   #27608
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try this one http://www.livestream.com/spanishrevolutionsol


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Old 09-25-2012, 06:10 PM   #27609
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Works, thanks kev


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Old 09-25-2012, 06:57 PM   #27610
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jesus! is no one watching this???


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Old 09-25-2012, 07:09 PM   #27611
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you posted it less than an hour ago, in THIS thread


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Old 09-25-2012, 07:21 PM   #27612
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I think this thread has been thoroughly bombed, or jammed. or spammed. or whatever. We can stop now.
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Old 09-26-2012, 02:56 AM   #27613
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Old 09-26-2012, 03:28 AM   #27614
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Old 09-26-2012, 03:28 AM   #27615
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Old 09-26-2012, 03:38 AM   #27616
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Old 09-26-2012, 04:06 AM   #27617
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My posting strike was a success! You're welcome, you guys.
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Old 09-26-2012, 04:19 AM   #27618
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Old 09-26-2012, 10:12 AM   #27619
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Hahaha brilliant


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Old 09-26-2012, 04:34 PM   #27620
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Old 09-26-2012, 05:11 PM   #27621
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Old 09-26-2012, 05:20 PM   #27622
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haha that's a good one


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Old 09-26-2012, 07:45 PM   #27623
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haha man I used to read a ton of comics regularly via my LJ friends list, but since I stopped using LJ I haven't read them in years


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Old 09-26-2012, 08:03 PM   #27624
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you should start again, with deathbulge vvv


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Old 09-26-2012, 08:04 PM   #27625
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I read Deathbulge on the regular, son!


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