Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts

[Blue Cardboard]

was there anything even worth archiving?

[Jt Copper]

I think I can name a few.

[Happyjuice]

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[Shaun]

http://songza.com/
cool music site - plays songs most appropriate for the time of day and what you're up to

[Happyjuice]

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[Dominator Dan]

We are very sorry to say that due to licensing constraints we cannot allow access to Songza for listeners located outside of the United States and Canada.

twats!

[Happyjuice]

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[Nixon]

[Blue Cardboard]

i was actually fooled for a few seconds, then he stood up and I was like "BULLSHIT"

[James McCloud]

yea i thought that was pretty unrealistic too

[Roadkill Dave]

what really gave it away is when he started walking vertically

[Trooper]

The nail in the coffin for me was the speed at which he walked vertically. I mean, that was way too fast to be real.

[Dominator Dan]

the real illusion buster was seeing all these comments before watching the video, WANKERS

[Bjorny]

yeah spoiler that shit

I'm not gonna watch it either way bu t still

[Tuna Hematoma]

http://www.egmnow.com/articles/news/...rcial-release/

[Trooper]

I will literally urinate in my pants if I play that.

[Eukos]

anybody want a pretzel

pm me if you want a pretzel i will send one directly

[Tuna Hematoma]

I just realized "Raging fanny" is a hell of a lot funnier in Britannia

[Tuna Hematoma]

Jesse winning over Gus is BULLSHIT

[Compcat]

You guys know what game was the fucking shit? Neverwinter Nights. I'm playing it again, just finished the Darkness over Daggerford module (which was awesome) and now I'm playing Wyrvern of Cormyr (which is awesome so far). I probably have spent more time with this one game than any other in my life (except for 3dmm, maybe), there's so much great stuff to do with it. I'm kind of bummed that I never actually finished a module myself though, because I pretty much mastered the toolset.

[Tuna Hematoma]

I played it once. My sword did 1d6 damage. I said fuck you and turned it off.

[James McCloud]

Originally Posted by Compcat

I'm kind of bummed that I never actually finished a module myself though, because I pretty much mastered the toolset.

so finish one!! i will play it and tell you what i think.

[Nixon]

[Shaun]

Top joke in the United Kingdom

A woman gets onto a bus with her baby.

The bus driver says, "That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!"

The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her, "The driver just insulted me!"

The man says, "You go right up there and tell him off. Go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you."

Top joke in the United States

A man and a friend are playing golf one day at their local golf course. One of the guys is about to chip onto the green when he sees a long funeral procession on the road next to the course. He stops in mid-swing, takes off his golf cap, closes his eyes and bows in prayer.

His friend says, "Wow, that is the most thoughtful and touching thing I have ever seen. You truly are a kind man."

The man then replies, "Yeah, well we were married 35 years."

Top joke in Canada

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300 Celsius.

The Russians used a pencil.

Top joke in Australia

This woman rushes to see her doctor, looking very much worried and all strung out. She rattles off, "Doctor, take a look at me. When I woke up this morning, I looked at myself in the mirror and saw my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my eyes were bloodshot and bugging out, and I had this corpse-like look on my face! What's wrong with me, Doctor?"

The doctor looks her over for a couple of minutes, then calmly says, "Well, I can tell you that there ain't nothing wrong with your eyesight ..."

Top joke in Germany

A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.

This went on for some time, until the general arranged to have the soldier psychologically tested. The psychologist concluded that the soldier was deranged, and wrote out his discharge from the army.

The soldier picked it up, smiled and said, "That's it."

[Compcat]

Originally Posted by James McCloud

so finish one!! i will play it and tell you what i think.

Eh, I'm kind of tempted, but I don't think I'd ever finish it. And of course the main reason is that the NWN community is mostly dead these days. I suppose it wouldn't be any more pointless than making a 3dmm movie though.