Let's Jam this Bog with Roasts - Page 1036

bl0ppin · 06-14-2012, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

Big news gentlemen...

I've made it with a woman.. that's right.

Sorry Shaun, all these JERKS overlooked your post. WHAT HAPPENED?!

Compcat · 06-14-2012, 09:05 PM

Tuna Hematoma · 06-14-2012, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibilo

Sorry Shaun, all these JERKS overlooked your post. WHAT HAPPENED?!

I bet it was with a cyclops. We all gotta start somewhere, brah.

Dominator Dan · 06-14-2012, 10:41 PM

if it's such BIG NEWS, why did you not make a thread about it, i'm totally gonna, real talk

Trooper · 06-14-2012, 10:52 PM

Old Rivers · 06-14-2012, 11:08 PM

dear god that's confusing

Dominator Dan · 06-14-2012, 11:15 PM

i took me a while to realise his front leg wasn't a weird panda thing

Ben Rice · 06-14-2012, 11:17 PM

dan, did you get the message i sent you yesterday?

also yeah, WHATS THE STORY SHAUN

Dominator Dan · 06-14-2012, 11:19 PM

oh yeah shit, i didn't know what to say cause i got plenty of stuff to worry about as it is, but it'll probably be a NO, sorry broseph

Ben Rice · 06-14-2012, 11:23 PM

aw

no worries man but there's always a space for ya if you find yourself free in the future. we're still in PLANNING and RECRUITING mode atm, the balls only just started rolling.

Skittlebrau · 06-15-2012, 04:18 PM

SHAUN PLEASE

Dominator Dan · 06-15-2012, 05:06 PM

what a tease, i'm sure he'll spill the beans on his next visit

Shaun · 06-15-2012, 05:45 PM

lol sorry, i can only get on the net once a day... didn't make a thread cause.. it's just an obligatory post to make. big news for me but pretty much only me.

I'm away from home so I've been doing my laundry at a laundromat. This girl just starts chatting me up one day, probably out of boredom. Very talkative, which is good, cause I'm not talkative. We exchange numbers but I don't think anything of it. We meet up a couple more times after that and just hang out. Then she calls me around midnight and says she's stranded somewhere and needs a ride home. So I go to pick her up. I make a wrong turn and accidentally pull up next to a hotel, and she jokingly says, "Yeah let's get a room." It sounds like she is kidding, but I know I am on route to the friend zone, so what do I have to lose? Just so I'd be able to sleep better at night, I say, "You want to?" and stare her down. And she laughs and asks me if I am serious and I say yes. So she said ok!

she kept referring to my penis as him.
she likes to get spanked. She says to me, "I can tell you've had a lot of practice." You got me.

and the very moment I penetrated her, Rape Me by Nirvana started playing on the radio.

there you have it guys.

Pizza The Hut · 06-15-2012, 05:51 PM

hahahha, that's epic, congrats

Bravoie · 06-15-2012, 05:53 PM

Dude. Sounds like you pulled off a pretty decent ramble. CONGRATS.

But don't go falling in love now.

HMC · 06-15-2012, 05:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

and the very moment I penetrated her, Rape Me by Nirvana started playing on the radio.

Ahahaha

Air Rick · 06-15-2012, 06:01 PM

back-five, bro

Skittlebrau · 06-15-2012, 06:17 PM

Happyjuice · 06-15-2012, 06:43 PM

Slade · 06-15-2012, 06:59 PM

Trooper · 06-15-2012, 07:26 PM

Old Rivers · 06-15-2012, 08:20 PM

Air Rick · 06-15-2012, 09:22 PM

Roadkill Dave · 06-15-2012, 09:29 PM

Dominator Dan · 06-16-2012, 12:02 AM

i expect an equally warm reception for when i lose my purity

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Ben Rice Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 10,220	aw no worries man but there's always a space for ya if you find yourself free in the future. we're still in PLANNING and RECRUITING mode atm, the balls only just started rolling.
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Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	lol sorry, i can only get on the net once a day... didn't make a thread cause.. it's just an obligatory post to make. big news for me but pretty much only me. I'm away from home so I've been doing my laundry at a laundromat. This girl just starts chatting me up one day, probably out of boredom. Very talkative, which is good, cause I'm not talkative. We exchange numbers but I don't think anything of it. We meet up a couple more times after that and just hang out. Then she calls me around midnight and says she's stranded somewhere and needs a ride home. So I go to pick her up. I make a wrong turn and accidentally pull up next to a hotel, and she jokingly says, "Yeah let's get a room." It sounds like she is kidding, but I know I am on route to the friend zone, so what do I have to lose? Just so I'd be able to sleep better at night, I say, "You want to?" and stare her down. And she laughs and asks me if I am serious and I say yes. So she said ok! she kept referring to my penis as him. she likes to get spanked. She says to me, "I can tell you've had a lot of practice." You got me. and the very moment I penetrated her, Rape Me by Nirvana started playing on the radio. there you have it guys.
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06-14-2012, 10:41 PM	#25879
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	if it's such BIG NEWS, why did you not make a thread about it, i'm totally gonna, real talk

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Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	i took me a while to realise his front leg wasn't a weird panda thing

06-14-2012, 11:19 PM	#25884
Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	oh yeah shit, i didn't know what to say cause i got plenty of stuff to worry about as it is, but it'll probably be a NO, sorry broseph

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Skittlebrau Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,804	SHAUN PLEASE

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Dominator Dan Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 11,564	what a tease, i'm sure he'll spill the beans on his next visit

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Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	hahahha, that's epic, congrats

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Bravoie Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 4,713	Dude. Sounds like you pulled off a pretty decent ramble. CONGRATS. But don't go falling in love now.
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