Klaymen arrested. lolzlzlzozlzoozl

Willie Trombone · 10-24-2004, 09:19 PM

3DMM Episode 4 will be postponed for a few weeks, or possibly a few months. Klaymen is caught up in something and might be for a while. He should post shortly to fill everyone in on the details.

Molotov · 10-24-2004, 09:32 PM

Has he already got everything for the show?

Klaymen · 10-25-2004, 11:18 AM

Yeah, I was arrested on 3 charges.
1. Vandalism in the 3rd degree
2. Trespassing
3. Resisting Arrest

The entire story, I probably don't have time to write now, But for now all I can say is that I can't use my computer and so the episode is postponed.

Demented Ferret · 10-25-2004, 12:57 PM

OWNED BY THE AUTHORITIES.

Damage Jackal · 10-25-2004, 01:42 PM

Bahahahhhaha! Greatest thing EVER.

Klaymen · 10-25-2004, 04:02 PM

I'd like to start by saying, Fuck the both of you.

I'd like to continue by explaining what went down.

It all started... really obscurely... I had spent the night at J-Rod's house and my friends, Nate and Kyle, joined us as well. The four of us snuck onto the roof of an elementary school. Kyle was constantly trying to find a way into the school, although I have no clue why. He found a loose window and was too afraid to open it... so I did something stupid and impulsive and chucked a rock at the window, breaking it in. After that Nate had caused even more damage when he smashed the window up even further by punching it. Anyway, It took Nate all of 10 seconds before his ass was on the ground and running back to J-Rod's house, who had already left earlier when Kyle suggested breaking & entering. Kyle & I took a bit longer since our coats were left on a different part of the roof. When I retrieved it, I climbed down, not expecting to get caught, which was quite arrogent on my part. When I saw the police officer drive around the corner I panicked and ran like hell. When the pig caught up with me, I immediately fell to the ground, tired from running. I was then handcuffed and paraded around by this douchebag, who went around saying things such as, "The Good Guys Always Win" and such shit to gawking onlookers. The cop then brought me back to the scene of the crime and used police brutality to make me talk, after failing to read me my miranda rights. Because of this, I panicked and began making up a story... Which I regret but would not have done if he had reminded me of my right to remain silent. When I did keep my mouth shut, the jack-off would tighten the cuffs and pull on them to force an answer out of me. On top of that, the cop who caught Kyle whined constantly about how he got his car dirty and told us that we would clean it for him... In the back of my mind, I was thinking something along the lines of, "Don't you get paid to catch people like us? I mean... you don't even legally own that car." And so, needless to say, I refused to clean his car. Then the cop took me into his car, where he spilled coffee on his shirt and sung James Brown songs as I was having the most traumatic moment of my life in the backseat. When we arrived at the station, I was told to stand in one spot, not that I could really go anywhere, while the cop questioned Kyle and Nate. I eavesdropped on a conversation, that went on in the booth between the cop who kept complaining about his car and this bitch, about how teenagers like myself have no respect for other people's property. The bitch cop had said something like, 'What they need to do is take everything they have away from these kids; the tv, computer, video games, and their clothes, And throw their asses out on the street butt-naked and make them get a job and work for what they have.' I stood there and rolled my eyes at this stupid bitch and then the cop came back and took me to cell block where they took my coat and searched me. I was hand-cuffed to a bench and later processed... The cop who kept complaining about his car seemed to think I had some sort of mental effeciency problem since I didn't know my social security number and my exact height & weight. This experience has made me hate the police because... they're fucking idiots. Anyway, after about an hour of sitting in cell block alone, they apprehended J-Rod and had him in there with me. Although we couldn't speak to eachother, I felt a little better since I knew I had someone in there with me. Cell Block was atrocious. There was barbaque sauce on the floor and the cop that processed us was eating a salad and some fried chicken. After another hour in cell block, I was taken into a small room where my parents finally showed up and I had a conversation with the judge via a webcam. Apparently I'm being charged with
1. Criminal Mischief in the 3rd degree
2. Resisting Arrest
3. Trespassing
I am not allowed to speak with any of my 'accomplices' except in school until our trial, Nov. 3. I am not allowed to contact them in anyway, which is why I am being refused a computer and which is why I will not be able to finish the 3DMM Evil Christmas Special in time. I'm considering pressing charges against the cop who arrested me for failure to remind me of my miranda rights, and then extracting police brutality when I tried to express those rights... Please, Wish me luck, everyone.

And I'd like to end this post on one note,

Fuck The Police!

Mr Mong · 10-25-2004, 04:39 PM

hehe j-rod

Lmac · 10-25-2004, 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Klaymen
Fuck The Police!

Why? For doing their job?

For that comment alone, I'm glad you got arrested. I hope you get sodomised in prison you dirty piece of shit.

Air Rick · 10-25-2004, 04:58 PM

the police are okay...but not when they're shooting innocent girls in the EYE up here

Molotov · 10-25-2004, 05:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Klaymen
I was then handcuffed and paraded around by this douchebag, who went around saying things such as, "The Good Guys Always Win" and such shit to gawking onlookers.

Goddamn I hate it when they say stuff like that.

Yossarko · 10-25-2004, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Klaymen
Gay story here

tl;dr version: YOU ARE A FAGGOT

Yossarko · 10-25-2004, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Molotov

Goddamn I hate it when they say stuff like that.

You're a faggot too.

James Burgon · 10-25-2004, 05:12 PM

Isn't Klaymen like, 12.

Dave Miles · 10-25-2004, 05:32 PM

you threw a rock through a school window, then proceeded to punch through it for no reason at all... what the hell do you expect? Let this be a lesson to you, dickwad.

Royston · 10-25-2004, 05:48 PM

sounds familiar to the time i got arrested for sparaypainting on the local elementary school. i painted a huge heart witha swatstika in the middle. the cops thought i was pretty fucked up and now thats gonna be in my file forever.

Jason Ruiz · 10-25-2004, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Royston
sounds familiar to the time i got arrested for sparaypainting on the local elementary school. i painted a huge heart witha swatstika in the middle. the cops thought i was pretty fucked up and now thats gonna be in my file fore-

* PUNCHES YOU IN THE HEAD *

"WELCOME TO URF."

Wildfire · 10-25-2004, 06:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Klaymen
Fuck The Police!

I would like to join Lmac in hoping that you rot in jail.

Slinky · 10-25-2004, 06:07 PM

edit: aagghsakdsakf

Skitch · 10-25-2004, 06:08 PM

For once I completely agree with Lmac.

You're a fucking idiot, some cops can be assholes but from what I get out of your story you deserve what you got.

Demented Ferret · 10-25-2004, 06:09 PM

Slinky, STOP LEAVING YOUR ASS SIGNED IN ON MY COMPUTER. FAG.

Aaaaaaaaanyway.

Quote:

Originally posted by Klaymen
I'd like to start by saying, Fuck the both of you.

Hahaha, fuck me? I'm sorry, but you're the one whos fucked. How in the hell am I meant to give you any respect for acting like a 12 year old kid? I'm also not reading that story until you learn what paragraphs are.

Jaymond · 10-25-2004, 06:10 PM

everytime i see that picture of you i'm reminded of how much of an immature little loser boy you are.
for shame, kid.

Demented Ferret · 10-25-2004, 06:13 PM

Jaymond, PMs!.11

Bobby Swisha · 10-25-2004, 06:14 PM

Klaymen, you're a fucking pussy.
People like you who vandalize property for no apparent reason other than to amuse themselves deserve death.
I don't know if you think your whole story consisting of calling cops "pigs" and saying crap like "fuck the police" make you look cool or hardcore, but it doesn't. If that alone wasn't enough, you also have to bring shame onto the name of good Hip Hop by using those Public Enemy avatars. Idiot.
Now go inject water straight into your brain until you feel dizzy. Go.

Jaymond · 10-25-2004, 06:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Demented Ferret
Jaymond, PMs!.11

*checks*

VIVALAVOVA · 10-25-2004, 06:20 PM

Last trouble I had with cops was after seeing a show and we were going to Steve's house for a party and we were all really drunk and Nick turned going the wrong way onto a one way street.

A cop pulled us over and asked if we were drunk. We said "no". He said "K, you're going the wrong way" and let us go.

Cops are awesome.

10-24-2004, 09:19 PM	#1
Willie Trombone Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 164	3DMM Evil Episode 4 3DMM Episode 4 will be postponed for a few weeks, or possibly a few months. Klaymen is caught up in something and might be for a while. He should post shortly to fill everyone in on the details.

10-24-2004, 09:32 PM	#2
Molotov Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 4,858	Has he already got everything for the show?
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10-25-2004, 11:18 AM	#3
Klaymen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,051	Klaymen: A Criminal? More like SMOOTH CRIMINAL! Yeah, I was arrested on 3 charges. 1. Vandalism in the 3rd degree 2. Trespassing 3. Resisting Arrest The entire story, I probably don't have time to write now, But for now all I can say is that I can't use my computer and so the episode is postponed.
Klaymen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,051

10-25-2004, 04:02 PM	#6
Klaymen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,051	I'd like to start by saying, Fuck the both of you. I'd like to continue by explaining what went down. It all started... really obscurely... I had spent the night at J-Rod's house and my friends, Nate and Kyle, joined us as well. The four of us snuck onto the roof of an elementary school. Kyle was constantly trying to find a way into the school, although I have no clue why. He found a loose window and was too afraid to open it... so I did something stupid and impulsive and chucked a rock at the window, breaking it in. After that Nate had caused even more damage when he smashed the window up even further by punching it. Anyway, It took Nate all of 10 seconds before his ass was on the ground and running back to J-Rod's house, who had already left earlier when Kyle suggested breaking & entering. Kyle & I took a bit longer since our coats were left on a different part of the roof. When I retrieved it, I climbed down, not expecting to get caught, which was quite arrogent on my part. When I saw the police officer drive around the corner I panicked and ran like hell. When the pig caught up with me, I immediately fell to the ground, tired from running. I was then handcuffed and paraded around by this douchebag, who went around saying things such as, "The Good Guys Always Win" and such shit to gawking onlookers. The cop then brought me back to the scene of the crime and used police brutality to make me talk, after failing to read me my miranda rights. Because of this, I panicked and began making up a story... Which I regret but would not have done if he had reminded me of my right to remain silent. When I did keep my mouth shut, the jack-off would tighten the cuffs and pull on them to force an answer out of me. On top of that, the cop who caught Kyle whined constantly about how he got his car dirty and told us that we would clean it for him... In the back of my mind, I was thinking something along the lines of, "Don't you get paid to catch people like us? I mean... you don't even legally own that car." And so, needless to say, I refused to clean his car. Then the cop took me into his car, where he spilled coffee on his shirt and sung James Brown songs as I was having the most traumatic moment of my life in the backseat. When we arrived at the station, I was told to stand in one spot, not that I could really go anywhere, while the cop questioned Kyle and Nate. I eavesdropped on a conversation, that went on in the booth between the cop who kept complaining about his car and this bitch, about how teenagers like myself have no respect for other people's property. The bitch cop had said something like, 'What they need to do is take everything they have away from these kids; the tv, computer, video games, and their clothes, And throw their asses out on the street butt-naked and make them get a job and work for what they have.' I stood there and rolled my eyes at this stupid bitch and then the cop came back and took me to cell block where they took my coat and searched me. I was hand-cuffed to a bench and later processed... The cop who kept complaining about his car seemed to think I had some sort of mental effeciency problem since I didn't know my social security number and my exact height & weight. This experience has made me hate the police because... they're fucking idiots. Anyway, after about an hour of sitting in cell block alone, they apprehended J-Rod and had him in there with me. Although we couldn't speak to eachother, I felt a little better since I knew I had someone in there with me. Cell Block was atrocious. There was barbaque sauce on the floor and the cop that processed us was eating a salad and some fried chicken. After another hour in cell block, I was taken into a small room where my parents finally showed up and I had a conversation with the judge via a webcam. Apparently I'm being charged with 1. Criminal Mischief in the 3rd degree 2. Resisting Arrest 3. Trespassing I am not allowed to speak with any of my 'accomplices' except in school until our trial, Nov. 3. I am not allowed to contact them in anyway, which is why I am being refused a computer and which is why I will not be able to finish the 3DMM Evil Christmas Special in time. I'm considering pressing charges against the cop who arrested me for failure to remind me of my miranda rights, and then extracting police brutality when I tried to express those rights... Please, Wish me luck, everyone. And I'd like to end this post on one note, Fuck The Police!
Klaymen Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 1,051

10-25-2004, 04:39 PM	#7
Mr Mong Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 4,293	hehe j-rod
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10-25-2004, 12:57 PM	#4
Demented Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 16,248	OWNED BY THE AUTHORITIES.

10-25-2004, 01:42 PM	#5
Damage Jackal Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 18,523	Bahahahhhaha! Greatest thing EVER.

10-25-2004, 04:58 PM	#9
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	the police are okay...but not when they're shooting innocent girls in the EYE up here
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10-25-2004, 05:12 PM	#13
James Burgon Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,689	Isn't Klaymen like, 12.

10-25-2004, 05:32 PM	#14
Dave Miles Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 10,236	you threw a rock through a school window, then proceeded to punch through it for no reason at all... what the hell do you expect? Let this be a lesson to you, dickwad.

10-25-2004, 05:48 PM	#15
Royston Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,086	sounds familiar to the time i got arrested for sparaypainting on the local elementary school. i painted a huge heart witha swatstika in the middle. the cops thought i was pretty fucked up and now thats gonna be in my file forever.
Royston Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 3,086

10-25-2004, 06:07 PM	#18
Slinky Junior Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Posts: 36	edit: aagghsakdsakf
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10-25-2004, 06:08 PM	#19
Skitch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,017	For once I completely agree with Lmac. You're a fucking idiot, some cops can be assholes but from what I get out of your story you deserve what you got.
Skitch Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 1,017

10-25-2004, 06:10 PM	#21
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	everytime i see that picture of you i'm reminded of how much of an immature little loser boy you are. for shame, kid.
Jaymond Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 17,508	i secretly hate all of these fuckin' nerd-ball losers. but not you ; - )

10-25-2004, 06:13 PM	#22
Demented Ferret Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 16,248	Jaymond, PMs!.11

10-25-2004, 06:14 PM	#23
Bobby Swisha Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2002 Posts: 46,012	Klaymen, you're a fucking pussy. People like you who vandalize property for no apparent reason other than to amuse themselves deserve death. I don't know if you think your whole story consisting of calling cops "pigs" and saying crap like "fuck the police" make you look cool or hardcore, but it doesn't. If that alone wasn't enough, you also have to bring shame onto the name of good Hip Hop by using those Public Enemy avatars. Idiot. Now go inject water straight into your brain until you feel dizzy. Go.

10-25-2004, 06:20 PM	#25
VIVALAVOVA Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 8,519	Last trouble I had with cops was after seeing a show and we were going to Steve's house for a party and we were all really drunk and Nick turned going the wrong way onto a one way street. A cop pulled us over and asked if we were drunk. We said "no". He said "K, you're going the wrong way" and let us go. Cops are awesome.