Anal Sex: The OFFICAL Thread - Page 3

Allergic 2 Life · 04-04-2009, 06:48 PM

oh GOD

Skittlebrau · 04-04-2009, 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howell

Its all good to have anal sex without a condom. Just make sure the girl/boy takes a nice shit before you do it.

EVERY POST YOU MAKE. EVERY DAMN ONE SPENCER.

Mabdog · 04-04-2009, 07:38 PM

never had a girl that was into it.
never been into it.

Cubert · 04-04-2009, 07:42 PM

or so you THINK

Kevitus · 04-04-2009, 07:45 PM

I'm kind of glad we have an official thread now.

Warren Wagner · 04-04-2009, 10:29 PM

Me too, man!

Howell · 04-05-2009, 02:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Sprow

EVERY POST YOU MAKE. EVERY DAMN ONE SPENCER.

Chill the FUCK out bro. I was kinda being serious. If you think about it that would decrease the chance of getting fecal matter on your junk. I do plan on taking my own advice this summer.

Opheox · 04-05-2009, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howell

Chill the FUCK out bro. I was kinda being serious. If you think about it that would decrease the chance of getting fecal matter on your junk. I do plan on taking my own advice this summer.

hahah, do you have an anal sex appointment this summer?

Howell · 04-05-2009, 02:23 AM

Haha, actually...yeah I guess you could call it that. I'm waiting on a very lovely girl to get graduated from high school this year cause in June we are leaving on a road trip with her and her friends down to California. She and I have been planning this for a while now and we both have great potential as a couple. It's just right now we're too busy. And yes, she wants my sausage in her ass. I've made sure of this. And it's going to be her first time.

Opheox · 04-05-2009, 02:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howell

Haha, actually...yeah I guess you could call it that. I'm waiting on a very lovely girl to get graduated from high school this year cause in June we are leaving on a road trip with her and her friends down to California. She and I have been planning this for a while now and we both have great potential as a couple. It's just right now we're too busy. And yes, she wants my sausage in her ass. I've made sure of this. And it's going to be her first time.

....

Rman · 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howell

Haha, actually...yeah I guess you could call it that. I'm waiting on a very lovely girl to get graduated from high school this year cause in June we are leaving on a road trip with her and her friends down to California. She and I have been planning this for a while now and we both have great potential as a couple. It's just right now we're too busy. And yes, she wants my sausage in her ass. I've made sure of this. And it's going to be her first time.

...and you're gonna be proud when she takes a nice shit

EDIT: are you gonna eat the sausage afterwards?

Shaun · 04-05-2009, 04:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Opheox

....

seriously.

Skittlebrau · 04-05-2009, 05:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howell

Chill the FUCK out bro. I was kinda being serious. If you think about it that would decrease the chance of getting fecal matter on your junk. I do plan on taking my own advice this summer.

My post actually very much hinged on the idea that you were being serious. Like, I made a pretty (embarrassingly) detailed response, but there was some shit I left out, on account of the fact that NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR IT. My post referred to your utter failure to realize that.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howell

Haha, actually...yeah I guess you could call it that. I'm waiting on a very lovely girl to get graduated from high school this year cause in June we are leaving on a road trip with her and her friends down to California. She and I have been planning this for a while now and we both have great potential as a couple. It's just right now we're too busy. And yes, she wants my sausage in her ass. I've made sure of this. And it's going to be her first time.

You disgust me.

Howell · 04-05-2009, 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rman

...and you're gonna be proud when she takes a nice shit

EDIT: are you gonna eat the sausage afterwards?

No.

Shaun · 04-05-2009, 06:46 AM

you fucking suck, Howell. Don't lie to yourself, you're just trying to use her. Idiot. Grow up

Howell · 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Shaun

you fucking suck, Howell. Don't lie to yourself, you're just trying to use her. Idiot. Grow up

Hell no. Are you kidding me? You guys are a bunch of jealous fucking losers, seriously.

EDIT: Translation: No. I wouldn't just use a girl. You guys are jealous pricks.

Rman · 04-05-2009, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howell

Hell no. Are you kidding me? You guys are a bunch of jealous fucking losers, seriously.

Skittlebrau · 04-05-2009, 07:10 AM

No? Its more that that particular post started with this unnecessary elaboration about your possible romantic situation with a chick we could not begin to care about, and then suddenly took this weird creepy turn with you bragging about how you're totally down to take her butt virginity. Like...what the fuck, man. And please, don't fucking defend it by going MORE into any of this. I'm tired of you derailing threads with your displays of sinking to new and unprecedented lows.

But yeah, buttsex rules.

Kale Monster · 04-05-2009, 07:26 AM

Spencer Howell is a classy individual.

Phil Williamson · 04-05-2009, 08:07 AM

I thought Mormons didn't learn what sex is until marriage

Flounder · 04-05-2009, 08:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howell

. She and I have been planning this for a while now and we both have great potential as a couple. It's just right now we're too busy. And yes, she wants my sausage in her ass. I've made sure of this. And it's going to be her first time.

LOL

This is a real fucking person.

Zaquis · 04-05-2009, 08:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howell

Haha, actually...yeah I guess you could call it that. I'm waiting on a very lovely girl to get graduated from high school this year cause in June we are leaving on a road trip with her and her friends down to California. She and I have been planning this for a while now and we both have great potential as a couple. It's just right now we're too busy. And yes, she wants my sausage in her ass. I've made sure of this. And it's going to be her first time.

i'm not even reading this post i'm just quoting it and laughing because i'm sure it's hilarious

Zaquis · 04-05-2009, 08:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Howell

Hell no. Are you kidding me? You guys are a bunch of jealous fucking losers, seriously.

EDIT: Translation: No. I wouldn't just use a girl. You guys are jealous pricks.

haha i am so jealous that your dick is going the same place poop comes out of got damn

Don Tickner · 04-05-2009, 10:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jon Sprow

No? Its more that that particular post started with this unnecessary elaboration about your possible romantic situation with a chick we could not begin to care about, and then suddenly took this weird creepy turn with you bragging about how you're totally down to take her butt virginity. Like...what the fuck, man.

This.

Slade · 04-05-2009, 10:28 AM

You were doing so well until now, Spencer. I'm disappointed.

04-04-2009, 07:38 PM	#53
Mabdog Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Posts: 5,670	never had a girl that was into it. never been into it.
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04-04-2009, 07:42 PM	#54
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990	or so you THINK
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04-04-2009, 07:45 PM	#55
Kevitus Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 4,542	I'm kind of glad we have an official thread now.
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04-05-2009, 02:23 AM	#59
Howell Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,290	Haha, actually...yeah I guess you could call it that. I'm waiting on a very lovely girl to get graduated from high school this year cause in June we are leaving on a road trip with her and her friends down to California. She and I have been planning this for a while now and we both have great potential as a couple. It's just right now we're too busy. And yes, she wants my sausage in her ass. I've made sure of this. And it's going to be her first time.
Howell Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 2,290

04-05-2009, 06:46 AM	#65
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881	you fucking suck, Howell. Don't lie to yourself, you're just trying to use her. Idiot. Grow up
Shaun Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 17,881

04-04-2009, 06:48 PM	#51
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	oh GOD

04-04-2009, 10:29 PM	#56
Warren Wagner Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 1,747	Me too, man!

04-05-2009, 07:10 AM	#68
Skittlebrau Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2001 Posts: 8,804	No? Its more that that particular post started with this unnecessary elaboration about your possible romantic situation with a chick we could not begin to care about, and then suddenly took this weird creepy turn with you bragging about how you're totally down to take her butt virginity. Like...what the fuck, man. And please, don't fucking defend it by going MORE into any of this. I'm tired of you derailing threads with your displays of sinking to new and unprecedented lows. But yeah, buttsex rules.

04-05-2009, 07:26 AM	#69
Kale Monster Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 6,908	Spencer Howell is a classy individual.

04-05-2009, 08:07 AM	#70
Phil Williamson Super Moderator Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 16,900	I thought Mormons didn't learn what sex is until marriage

04-05-2009, 10:28 AM	#75
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390	You were doing so well until now, Spencer. I'm disappointed.
Slade Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 9,390

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