The worst movie ever!

The worst movie ever! · 07:11 PM

Everyone knows Samurai Clinton is one of the worst 3dmmers of all time. It would appear he is purposely trying to get the community mad at him for his trash. So I figured I may as well review since everyone should know how bad this is.

Animation: 0.0000000000000000000001/5
The animation was so bad. When the guy walks onto the street he doesn't even move his legs. This is the worst ever.

Music 1/5:
That Over-played Numa song is out to make us chop our ears off. The voices were obnoxious and made we want to die rather than watch that.

Concept: (-9999999999999999999999999999/5):
There is no plot or point behind the film, it is so bad. Don't watch.

Overall (-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999/5)
This is really bad people. The worst. Don't watch. Don't watch. Please don't watch! This is the worst piece of trash in the world!

I thought I was being pretty nice here.

Pirate Balloon · 08-22-2008, 06:59 PM

You could have done all of this in the movie thread, it's hardly a review.

Jaret · 08-22-2008, 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pirate Balloon

You could have done all of this in the movie thread, it's hardly a review.

Yes but I rated it and stuff so it technically is... And I was really bored and wanted to do a movie review so I did this one right after I watched it.

Air Rick · 08-22-2008, 07:20 PM

You have 82 posts in this community. Quit trying to get established and get off the fucking bandwagon...

Allergic 2 Life · 08-22-2008, 07:32 PM

The only way you get into the 3dmm crew is a severe beat down and all the vets get to piss on you.

Jaret · 08-22-2008, 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Eric Ryan

You have 82 posts in this community. Quit trying to get established and get off the fucking bandwagon...

It's people like this that are letting the community die... What's wrong with new members? So you're saying anyone new isn't allowed to have any input on how good a movie is? Wow... That's a little harsh... The register button is there for a reason you know...

Cubert · 08-22-2008, 08:11 PM

I dunno... we all know how bad this little animation was, it comes across a bit trite you telling us again?

You should know that the 3dmm tendency is "guilty until proven innocent" for new members, and picking on other members (stupid as they may be- especially in Clinton's case) this early on is a sure fire way to get noticed for the wrong reasons.

The fast track to getting noticed (why that's important I'm not sure) is probably to just keep at the 3dmming, constantly, and people will appreciate it. Case in point: Michael Sandford.

What was I making a point about here? Um, this didn't need a review, or something.

bl0ppin · 08-22-2008, 08:14 PM

Cubert's back from holiday!

Allergic 2 Life · 08-22-2008, 08:15 PM

OI OI OI!! BLOODY HELL!

Jaret · 08-22-2008, 08:17 PM

Oh I know about "initiation" into forums. I was just really bored so I made this review. Yeah, Michael Sandford is inspirational. He created so many movies already... Yeah, I guess I won't just create reviews cause I am bored... I'll work on movies!

Cubert · 08-22-2008, 08:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibilo

Cubert's back from holiday!

Hahahaha I really didn't put much effort into that post, did I come across agressive

For the record: nothing against Jaret. More a case of "meh. didnt need another person telling me it was terrible that was obvious from the start'"

Tuna Hematoma · 08-22-2008, 08:20 PM

Eric Ryan was out of line, but the review was kinda pointless.
* boot to the head *

Cubert · 08-22-2008, 08:23 PM

Thats pretty much what I was getting at. Minus the boot-to-the-head thing, I'd be lying if I said I fully understood that.

Pirate Balloon · 08-22-2008, 08:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bibilo

Cubert's back from holiday!

that's like the second time you've done that

bl0ppin · 08-22-2008, 09:16 PM

Yes it is!

Tony Chop · 09-12-2008, 10:42 PM

This thread topics become nowhere...

Cubert · 09-14-2008, 02:51 PM

That doesn't make sense moran

Tony Chop · 09-15-2008, 09:50 AM

Hey, where are you from?

Lord Cardigan · 09-21-2008, 08:46 PM

hold one minute...he walks into the road without moving his legs??? who is this samurai pratt? I used to use that cruddy tequnique when i was 3 or 4 years old.

bl0ppin · 09-21-2008, 08:58 PM

When was that, last year?

OHHHHHH

Pizza The Hut · 09-26-2008, 04:03 PM

3dmm existed when you were 3 or 4? Christ...

Allergic 2 Life · 09-26-2008, 04:09 PM

BACK OFF MONKEY BOY!

F-Man · 01-06-2009, 06:05 PM

Wrong, Jaret! That's not the worst movie ever! THIS IS:

http://www.3dmm.com/showthread.php?t=26749

Cowtacular Spleen · 01-17-2009, 07:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tony Chop

This thread topics become nowhere...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cubert

That doesn't make sense moran

hahaha. btw Cubert, I like your avatar.

Air Rick · 01-23-2009, 03:49 PM

Jaret and Bill Nickson should just get married.

It'd be f*cking awesome

08-22-2008, 07:20 PM	#4
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	You have 82 posts in this community. Quit trying to get established and get off the fucking bandwagon...
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733

08-22-2008, 08:11 PM	#7
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990	I dunno... we all know how bad this little animation was, it comes across a bit trite you telling us again? You should know that the 3dmm tendency is "guilty until proven innocent" for new members, and picking on other members (stupid as they may be- especially in Clinton's case) this early on is a sure fire way to get noticed for the wrong reasons. The fast track to getting noticed (why that's important I'm not sure) is probably to just keep at the 3dmming, constantly, and people will appreciate it. Case in point: Michael Sandford. What was I making a point about here? Um, this didn't need a review, or something.
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990

08-22-2008, 08:14 PM	#8
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	Cubert's back from holiday!
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644

08-22-2008, 08:17 PM	#10
Jaret Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 276	Oh I know about "initiation" into forums. I was just really bored so I made this review. Yeah, Michael Sandford is inspirational. He created so many movies already... Yeah, I guess I won't just create reviews cause I am bored... I'll work on movies!
Jaret Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 276

08-22-2008, 08:23 PM	#13
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990	Thats pretty much what I was getting at. Minus the boot-to-the-head thing, I'd be lying if I said I fully understood that.
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990

08-22-2008, 06:59 PM	#2
Pirate Balloon Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 7,911	You could have done all of this in the movie thread, it's hardly a review.

08-22-2008, 07:32 PM	#5
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	The only way you get into the 3dmm crew is a severe beat down and all the vets get to piss on you.

08-22-2008, 08:15 PM	#9
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	OI OI OI!! BLOODY HELL!

08-22-2008, 08:20 PM	#12
Tuna Hematoma Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 10,055	Eric Ryan was out of line, but the review was kinda pointless. * boot to the head *

08-22-2008, 09:16 PM	#15
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	Yes it is!
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644

09-12-2008, 10:42 PM	#16
Tony Chop Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 248	This thread topics become nowhere...
Tony Chop Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 248

09-14-2008, 02:51 PM	#17
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990	That doesn't make sense moran
Cubert Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 4,990

09-15-2008, 09:50 AM	#18
Tony Chop Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Posts: 248	Hey, where are you from?
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09-21-2008, 08:46 PM	#19
Lord Cardigan Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 350	hold one minute...he walks into the road without moving his legs??? who is this samurai pratt? I used to use that cruddy tequnique when i was 3 or 4 years old.

09-21-2008, 08:58 PM	#20
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644	When was that, last year? OHHHHHH
bl0ppin Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2005 Posts: 4,644

09-26-2008, 04:03 PM	#21
Pizza The Hut Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2002 Posts: 10,633	3dmm existed when you were 3 or 4? Christ...

09-26-2008, 04:09 PM	#22
Allergic 2 Life Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 11,459	BACK OFF MONKEY BOY!

01-06-2009, 06:05 PM	#23
F-Man Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 214	Wrong, Jaret! That's not the worst movie ever! THIS IS: http://www.3dmm.com/showthread.php?t=26749
F-Man Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 214

01-23-2009, 03:49 PM	#25
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733	Jaret and Bill Nickson should just get married. It'd be f*cking awesome
Air Rick Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 6,733