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Old 08-22-2008, 06:04 PM
The worst movie ever!
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Gary Brolsma causes a multicar pileup

Everyone knows Samurai Clinton is one of the worst 3dmmers of all time. It would appear he is purposely trying to get the community mad at him for his trash. So I figured I may as well review since everyone should know how bad this is.

Animation: 0.0000000000000000000001/5
The animation was so bad. When the guy walks onto the street he doesn't even move his legs. This is the worst ever.

Music 1/5:
That Over-played Numa song is out to make us chop our ears off. The voices were obnoxious and made we want to die rather than watch that.

Concept: (-9999999999999999999999999999/5):
There is no plot or point behind the film, it is so bad. Don't watch.

Overall (-99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 9999999999999999999999999/5)
This is really bad people. The worst. Don't watch. Don't watch. Please don't watch! This is the worst piece of trash in the world!

I thought I was being pretty nice here.
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“Not so much as a review as a warning. DO NOT WATCH THIS FILM!”
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Old 08-22-2008, 06:59 PM   #2
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You could have done all of this in the movie thread, it's hardly a review.


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Old 08-22-2008, 07:09 PM   #3
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You could have done all of this in the movie thread, it's hardly a review.

Yes but I rated it and stuff so it technically is... And I was really bored and wanted to do a movie review so I did this one right after I watched it.
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Old 08-22-2008, 07:20 PM   #4
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You have 82 posts in this community. Quit trying to get established and get off the fucking bandwagon...
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Old 08-22-2008, 07:32 PM   #5
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The only way you get into the 3dmm crew is a severe beat down and all the vets get to piss on you.


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Old 08-22-2008, 08:04 PM   #6
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You have 82 posts in this community. Quit trying to get established and get off the fucking bandwagon...
It's people like this that are letting the community die... What's wrong with new members? So you're saying anyone new isn't allowed to have any input on how good a movie is? Wow... That's a little harsh... The register button is there for a reason you know...
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Old 08-22-2008, 08:11 PM   #7
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I dunno... we all know how bad this little animation was, it comes across a bit trite you telling us again?

You should know that the 3dmm tendency is "guilty until proven innocent" for new members, and picking on other members (stupid as they may be- especially in Clinton's case) this early on is a sure fire way to get noticed for the wrong reasons.

The fast track to getting noticed (why that's important I'm not sure) is probably to just keep at the 3dmming, constantly, and people will appreciate it. Case in point: Michael Sandford.

What was I making a point about here? Um, this didn't need a review, or something.
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Old 08-22-2008, 08:14 PM   #8
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Cubert's back from holiday!


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Old 08-22-2008, 08:15 PM   #9
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OI OI OI!! BLOODY HELL!


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Old 08-22-2008, 08:17 PM   #10
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Oh I know about "initiation" into forums. I was just really bored so I made this review. Yeah, Michael Sandford is inspirational. He created so many movies already... Yeah, I guess I won't just create reviews cause I am bored... I'll work on movies!
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Old 08-22-2008, 08:18 PM   #11
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Hahahaha I really didn't put much effort into that post, did I come across agressive

For the record: nothing against Jaret. More a case of "meh. didnt need another person telling me it was terrible that was obvious from the start'"
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Old 08-22-2008, 08:20 PM   #12
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Eric Ryan was out of line, but the review was kinda pointless.
* boot to the head *


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Old 08-22-2008, 08:23 PM   #13
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Thats pretty much what I was getting at. Minus the boot-to-the-head thing, I'd be lying if I said I fully understood that.
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Old 08-22-2008, 08:56 PM   #14
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that's like the second time you've done that


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Old 08-22-2008, 09:16 PM   #15
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Yes it is!


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Old 09-12-2008, 10:42 PM   #16
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This thread topics become nowhere...
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Old 09-14-2008, 02:51 PM   #17
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That doesn't make sense moran
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Old 09-15-2008, 09:50 AM   #18
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Hey, where are you from?
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Old 09-21-2008, 08:46 PM   #19
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hold one minute...he walks into the road without moving his legs??? who is this samurai pratt? I used to use that cruddy tequnique when i was 3 or 4 years old.
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Old 09-21-2008, 08:58 PM   #20
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When was that, last year?


OHHHHHH


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Old 09-26-2008, 04:03 PM   #21
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3dmm existed when you were 3 or 4? Christ...
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Old 09-26-2008, 04:09 PM   #22
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BACK OFF MONKEY BOY!


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Old 01-06-2009, 06:05 PM   #23
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Wrong, Jaret! That's not the worst movie ever! THIS IS:

http://www.3dmm.com/showthread.php?t=26749
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Old 01-17-2009, 07:18 PM   #24
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This thread topics become nowhere...

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That doesn't make sense moran

hahaha. btw Cubert, I like your avatar.
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Old 01-23-2009, 03:49 PM   #25
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Jaret and Bill Nickson should just get married.

It'd be f*cking awesome
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